I thought books would impress the women

Chicks like proust not dfw retard

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So what else was big?

>>9734326
Her disappointment

>impressing women

>>9734260
>not using some variation of the library line

Got to work on your dfw related pickups

>>9734320
this.

infinite jest is about as thick as my penis is long

>>9734260
The mistake was doing something for anyone other than yourself. And who the fuck cares about books anyways?

You know the part where in the movies the "literate chick" is impressed by your library, she's already been impressed by the fact that you live in a mansion.

I've had a similar experience but I probably seemed autistic to her since I don't have television, video games, or anything in my house other than books, a desk, a couch, and a bed.

I've found it's very hard to get laid without a television.

>>9734379
Faggot detected

>>9734260
Had a cute girl who was impressed by the fact that I'd read a lot of classic literature. This wasn't saying much seeing how she'd mostly read YA lit in her spare time. But damn she was cute.

>>9734655
Women literally do not care what your hobbies are. They will pretend whatever you do is interesting as long as they like you.

>>9734663
This is generally true, but not exclusively. I'd certainly wager its the case with most women, but I've known women to be interested in certain topics as well.
But yeah, if a chick likes you she acts interested in what you have to say, even if she isn't.

>>9734663
this is not completely true, women can start liking you for the most stupid of things, like seeing your library, but this only works if she doesn't already know you and how retarded you are so she can make a false good image of you in her head

>>9734663
So what about men?

>>9734688
Every day I question whether it is men or women who have the capacity of love. I am stuck between demonizing women as narcissists who bewitch loyal men into protecting them from the world and recognizing men as corrupt pleasure-seekers who prey on the naive hearts of women to obtain the one force that drives them. I could dismiss both as petty, but I will not. Love is observable, I know it has to be one or the other.

>>9735094
>I know it has to be one or the other.
dualism is for retards
stop pretending you're being smart

>>9734605
This guy has the right idea.
It's not: "wow anon has such a vast collection of beautiful books."

It's: "Wow, look at all the money that went into building this library and all the expensive books and furnishings. Anon is as loaded as this library thing is."

>>9734260
You gotta be hawt too and/or have a job that gives you power.

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>>9734260
being an autistic commie not even once

>>9734260
>he fell for the meme

It's like working out. Women don't give a shit. As far as women are concerned if you don't have a gut you have abs, and if you've read shakespeare you're a reader. Serious literature is something you do only for yourself.

Also you had to set the line up yourself so of course you looked desperate.

>>9735807
it must be physically impossible for that thing to fall flat on its face

gravity pulling that beer belly home

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>>9734260
>I actually read most of the books (sort of)

>>9735807
All fat women should be lined up and shot.

I cannot say this without being in some way offensive:

Why does it seem as though men, specifically white, are the only ones aware of social interactions, science, and consciousness? Women always seem lacking behind a bit (they tend to follow rather than lead a convo)

>>9735983
>specifically white

nigga what.

Say what you want about black people but you can't shit on their sociality. Every black person on earth is on first-name basis with every other black person on earth.

>>9736029
they don't think before they speak. It's "EY YO NIGGAA"

>>9735807
I don't understand reddit meet-ups
what the fuck do they talk about?

>>9736039
Trump Russia conspiracies.

Rick and Morty episodes.

Their pets.

>>9734615
this problem is very real and i feel you bro

>>9735097
this is why pederasty is the final redpill

>>9736033
>the only way to be "social" is to be a self-conscious sperg

>>9734260
you have to use your knowledge gained from reading books to go to a literature gathering with her and destroy the opinion of another male attendee; then she'll be impressed.

>>9734618
Only a faggot would want to impress a woman though. What is she, your peer? LMAO

>>9734260
>Doing anything to impress females
Females are impressed by men, who can give them sense and value. So they search for men, who recognize there internal worth of thinks and value them as an end to itself. Trying to do literature, because of females is a non starter and almost never works.

>>9734260
Forget books. Just use this pickup line, "Hey girl, is your father retarded? Because, I think you're special."

>>9734260
Nigga if u got the ho in ur house it should already be game over penis vagina

>>9734383
>Sonic: What? What are you doing here?!

You'll never impress woman with books.

When younger, you'll impress her if you are extrovert, chatty and locally famous. If you are older, you'll impress her if you are affluent.

You could impress a woman with books like 30 years ago, but not in the present.

>>9735807
The dog owner is cute