>he doesn't get his butler to read his books aloud

i'm a butler myself
it's the true literary lifestyle

it's your valet not your butler. your butler handles bottles and opens doors, while your valet tends to personal needs.

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>>9731274
>he doesn't make his butler do odd things for his own amusement

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I don't have a butler, so I make due with the closest servant and caretaker in my reach - my mother.
She hates doing it, and often expresses anger when I force her to do it, but what can she do?
I'm stronger, bigger and more intimidating than her. I said to her that if she doesn't like it, she can do something about it, but that she should know - I won't hold back any punches.
If she doesn't get scared and tries to do her whore bullshit, I slap her around until she's submissive enough to do her fucking duties.
Seeing as how I cut the phone line, the only thing she can do is run. Lucky for me, she lives a sedentary lifestyle plus her youth days are far behind her back, so her legs with those rusty old joints won't help her much.
That's what you get for sleeping with a nigger, you goddamn cunt.

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>He doesn't provide a lector for the enrichment of his employees.

>>9731593
>being a half breed

>>9731274
Bonus points if you pronounce valet correctly

>>9732477
Vahl- Ate