this dude takes your girl. wyd?

>>9731105
pelt him with apples

He should've picked Hera desu

>>9731114
athena a qt tho

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>>9731105

>paris absconds with gf
>cucked by worst greek, wat do
>he that makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man
>have great idea
>open up Do Not Open medicine chest
>begin hoovering bottles of evola-grade chinese tiger penis pills
>be no longer responsible for my actions
>attempt to find paris' tent while experiencing multiple heart attacks along the way, shitting myself and going blind
>here's_johnny.jpeg

>>9731105

But the girl was never mine to take. She was given to me and I would return her when she's called back. That's all there is to it. You can't own a person.

>>9731105
Use that as a convenient excuse to start a trade war. Get all my homies involved. Have a great time.

>>9731160
>woman
>person

>>9731160
Spoken like a weakling that never heard "I'm yours".

>>9732306
Spoken like a cuck who believes that when he hears it. Top jej

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>>9731160

>But the girl was never mine to take. She was given to me and I would return her when she's called back. That's all there is to it. You can't own a person.
>You can't own a person.

that's where you're wrong kiddo.

>>9731138
hate to do this to you m8 but
>reddit