infinite Jest

>>9720534
Wow she's soooo cute

>tfw you'll never have a submissive housewife girlfriend like her
>feels bad

>>9720534
I want to pearl necklace her so bad, she's perfect.

>that fucking clavicle

>>9720544
>>9720556
>tfw my ex gf looks like her
Get on my level, plebs

>>9720534

>infinite jest
>faggots literally wear bandanas around me

wow, stay classy

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>>9720564
I've only fucked 6s.

I actually got an 8.5 naked but I was so intimidated I buckled.

Feels real bad man.

>>9720564
Describe your appearence, physical body, penis size and hobbies so I can copy you correctly.

>>9720567
how did u get that far and not offend the chick by backing out? like what excuse did u use... are you sure u didn't nut urself and have to make a quick exit? dont lie to us, we're all anonymous here

>>9720577
I have no idea if she was offended, she knew I was kind of autistic and a spazz and really horny. Like Jeff Goldblum in The Big Chill levels of hard up for sex. And yet, I had known her for so long and she was so incredibly good looking, for some reason. My dick just refused to do anything. I was too stunned, it was too fast and I was way outside my comfort zone and unable to let that ride.

So she got dressed and left and I saw her again among friends but we didn't speak much. And I kick myself over it all the time.

Someday... not her, but someday, I will have a lovely one.

>>9720567
i remember being at some hot chick's apartment and every time i would start to make a move i'd start getting hard, so i'd back off before it started poking up in my pants, and then eventually i just had to leave lol she like took her shoes off and put her feet up on my chair rest, i'm looking at her eyes, and then her feet and back to her eyes, and i'm like oh fuck if i even move a muscle i'm going to be rock hard ... stuck in a stalemate, eventually went home.

>>9720567
>getting angry
>while not even being a virgin
Kill yourself normie scum

>>9720592
Is a man not supposed to get hard in those situations? Wtf

>>9720592
What did you mean by this?

>>9720603
idk, it felt like it was too early to being so presumptuous as to pop a gigantic hardon, once you're kissing and maybe feel a bit of a tit it's ok to let it grow, but before you even make contact beyond a foot or hand, just seemed to early to have a massive tent on my crotch

OP here,

I knew I should have picked a different picture. Told myself, google a pic if the book cover ... but no, was too lazy and picked something random from the folder.

>>9720615
kek

I had this 18 year old jailbait come over from work, man. I know she wanted to fuck but I am so stupid. I AM SO STUPID. So she flipped thru a magazine for 15 minutes and split (she was driving. gotta be the driver).

>>9720624
Fuck off, this is our thread now, bow down to your new overlords.

I'd rather have a homeless Oprah than to be with an anorexic girl.

>>9720626
that is possibly the worst feeling in a man's life,
that "what the fuck just happened or should i say didn't happen", the only thing worse is when a girl flirts with you but u don't have the social skills to get her number or ask her out etc. so she takes it as rejection and starts to be rude or grumble about how everyone is gay these days etc. that's a must suicide asap one

>>9720638
Interracial is the fashion these days. No need to envy our white women, who knows, maybe you can even get an ugly one someday for your black cock.

>>9720626
what magazine?

>>9720666
nice trips satan. I don't fucking know man. probably some shopping bullshit that comes in the mail. I don't have subs. This was several years ago.

She was 18 going on 16, probably 100lbs soaking wet. Man, what a missed opportunity. If I didn't have self-esteem I'd eat a bullet.

>>9720573
I'm 185 cm tall (please, do the conversion on your own), with slightly curly and brownish hair, skinny, very small muscle, white skin but not lugubriously pale, normal facial features with a faint beard. Penis is 19 cm at his best, 18 normally. I can even have erectile dysfunction if the situation is not perfect, if I feel slightly insecure or if I have things on my mind. And it actually happened the first time I got to fuck her. As regards hobbies, I guess literature since we're on a literature board, music, art... I like to travel and I play tennis (not quite often, but yeah... definitely the best sport ever, as David teaches).

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>>9720677
>100lbs soaking wet
heh
it's okay dude. we're gonna make it.

You spergs done now?

>>9720738
Post tits or gtfo

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>>9720738
Do you have any more qt's? Will trade for obscure memes

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>>9720875

I'd rather die in the war against a Nip's katana then kiss her on the lips.

>>9720879
guys how do I get a gf like this

>>9721321
you don't.

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>>9721321
just be yourself

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I'll just leave this here .

.

>>9721388
Who is this?

>>9720534
there are fucking guides, book clubs, and "spolier free" synopsis of the each chapter online.
If you aren't reading the physical book, you're missing out on the most important part of the journey and the underlying relationship you will have with entertainment.
Sure, you can take tidbits out of the whole and it's still great, but you're not getting the gut punch it's suppose to deliver.
You should have stuck to the essays and shorts stories you can find on youtube.

>>9720601
>being a normie reduced to not being a virgin
Sad!

>>9720534
I'm actually dating one of the booktuber/literature scene type girls that this board has brigaded against before

>>9721667
spoiler: that chick has a dick

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>>9721488
>1488
I'm not sure

>>9720534
Chapters about poor Tony, Lenz, Hal, Mr. And mrs. Incandanza, kat gompert, maranthe, Mario, orin, lyle, Donald Gately, Joel van dike, and tiny ewell are the best written chapters. Of the movie summaries to read, the biker nun story is the best

>I didn't actually name that many characters

Use these websites to help you
https://considerinfinitejest.com/sparknotes-worthy-character-list/


http://faculty.sunydutchess.edu/oneill/Infinite.htm

>>9721738
Thank you.

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>>9720534
Mmm good fapping material in this thread. I know what am i doing this afternoon

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>>9722209

>>9720567
Did you get arrested?

Bros what would Dave himself say about all these cute girls?

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>>9722792

>>9720564
Prove it.

>>9720567
i've made out with a 9. We went to the drive in cinema and had a great time, then came back to mine. We were in my room putting the duvet away. I wore it as a cape and wrapped her up it with me and started kissing.

We made the bed then sat on it. She lay back and sighed "its so comfortable". I just sat up next to her laying, and said nothing. Then she left.

That was the most regretful moment of my life -not fucking a 9.


Theres been a few other times - fucking 8, 8.5s but that was when i was in europe and I just exploited my Australian accent (which really fucking works)

An 8.5 blonde swedish girl, 2 blonde danish girls, and one from estonia (who was hairy ds and had bangs, but a fucking babe)

Then I met my wife who's probably a 7.5 or 8 and been with her since.

>tfw reminiscing

>>9723558
>We were in my room putting the duvet away. I wore it as a cape and wrapped her up it with me
That's cute anon.

>>9723558
>I just exploited my Australian accent (which really fucking works)
Aussie here that's travelling later in the year, any tips on how to exploit it?

>>9724848
I did not find this cute.
>>9723558
I would punch you in the face for doing that shit. You embarrassed yourself. Your lucky young girl are so naive. She'll remember that as stupid i promise. Or maybe that's why she left.

>>9724855
I put on a full bogan accent. I've naturally got quite aposh English accent, but going full bogan - sluts love that.

Be the alpha. If you're hostel hopping you can practice it with new people almost every day. Do all the stereotype alpha things, lead your hostel groups to places at night (do a bit of research of pubs)
One rule: don't say cunt around Americans.

>>9724863
That cape was instead of holding it, but wearing it. Also kept me warm so in the context it wasn't really something bizarre

>>9720626
Hmmm maybe you are naturally uninterested in immature girls? (even if it is legal and all over porn)

>>9722792
My dick be dry

>>9720573
"Describe the sort of man you find attractive and I'll affect the demeanor of that sort of man"

>>9725952
Hmm, I'll keep that all in mind, cheers

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Hello lads, is this the >tfw no gf thread