On this our Independence day shall we collate a list of true

Drumpf

>>9717328

has the man ever written a book that didn't tout his own self important image?

>>9717313
>American philosophies and political treatises for true Americans

>Posts an Englishman
>Posts an Englishmen who the Founding Fathers thought was mad a decided to leave him with Napoleon.

>>9717313
Tender is the Meat by Bucko Frankfurter
A Farewell to Brains by Bang Happytrigger
Walmart and Lipid Disobedience by Bebe Q. Neckred

>>9718655
El Tùnel by Heyzoos Cagamuro

>>9717313

>Writes 'Common Sense.'
>Attempts to tell all the colonists that the poor old King is just ignoring all of their problems because of mean old Parliament
>Mean old Parliament wants to raise taxes, and the poor old King will do it!
>The King is a coward and a dick, and won't help us!
>Let's overthrow the King!

Thomas Paine was super pissed that all of his shitty political ideas were laughed out of Parliament. He only joined those in the USA out of spite, and in a desire to fuck over Parliament for personal reasons. The guy hadn't even been in the colonies for six months when he started writing pro-revolutionary propaganda.

>>9718720
Is there supposed to be some sort of argument presented here?