Sacks of shit. I'm dying. Make yourselves useful.

REAL NIGGAS ONLY

Any anthology of the western canon is limited to about 3000 pages per volume, you've got to make so many concessions it renders it completely fucking useless.

>>9700936
utter trash, copping out, you little shit?

This old fart's birthday is coming up soon and it may just be his last. We should do something to ease his existential dread and assure him that the cannon will live on, What gift can we give him to help his passing /lit/?

Does anyone have a link to the thread a few days ago with a picture of Bloom and a cannon?

>>9701003
ten books that are worth a shit. beautiful prose, written by geniuses, and relatively unknown.

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>>9700922

thats a mighty fine rare Bloom mate, mid if I borrow it, I only have this close up

>>9701029
obabakoak

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>>9701059
that one's off color.

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>>9701065

surely you (infinite) jest

>>9701003
hardcover of Tundra.

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Seriously though, I'm fucking dying.

Does anyone actually believe this guy reads 500 pages an hour like he claims?

>>9701614
Yes.

Bloom is the man that literature was invented for. If we didn't have it to satiate him, who knows what would happen.

>>9701614
Stop subvocalizing anon, that's all there is to it, really.