ITT: Write the smartest, most profund thing you can think of

>>9699300
This is nothing but a meretricious deceit, for my solemn is nothing but fathomable and ostentatious. This is true to the extend of ontologism and Kiergegaardism, thereby through all of certainty. You shall be of verboten and censured into utter dissension, for your imbroglio is nothing but a unilateral anathema, antithesis; recherche. This is to the periphery of abomination, to the brink of Existentialism and ethical egoism. For thou must be interdicted in all of certainty. Though it may seem a concomitant, let be a contumacious individual. This shall not avail, such defamatory and garrulous desultory shall not prevail. Thus, it shall be obliterated fecklessly with no lachrymose, for it shall never be remembered.

Reality as we see it may just an illusion. it could be all a projection of our conciousness, analyzing complex math equations in order to create in our mind the world we are experiencing.

deep enough for you?

>>9699300
Apathy to the goodness and badness around you, and not being self aware about your apathy is one of the purest virtues.

>>9699357
But you are aware of your lack of self awareness.

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Lobsters are older than trees.

I stared at the thing. Then I passed it to her. She asked, "what is this thing." We both stared at the thing for a while, and then nothing.

Someone has had sex with your mother.

>>9699300
We're all nothing but slabs of meat watching eachother get ground up into cosmic nothingness.

>>9699300
I'm Nobody

>>9699364
legit litty

We'll all be dead in a hundred years, bro. NONE of this matters. Just be yourself, relax, and LIVE LIFE, bro.

>>9699379
Thx

>>9699381
WHOAAA BRAAAAH FUUCK YEEAAH

hurry up n pass that blunt, tho

"There's a saying in Texas where I am from, but I am sure it's a saying in Tennessee also. It goes like this: Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice... and I won't be fooled again."

Some old scholar said this once, and it's stuck with me through thick and thin.

this is water

Without the sauce, you're lost. But you can get lost in the sauce.

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>>9699403
Did said scholar had anything to do with 9/11?

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you can't copy respect

Everything happens so much.

>>9699410
damn, das deep dog

>>9699361
He didn't say he possesses this virtue.

X is like Y i(n a provacative but overdone way)

Lo, I the man.

I am.

>>9699457
>implying

Fuck off, pagan

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>>9699363
God is a lobster

Most Trees Are Blue

>>9699457
I am the truth.

>>9699491
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

That taco I ate last night could really have used some sour cream. Did you hear they are using tubes instead of tubs now. W O A H

the woman does not exist

We won't stop changing, but at least we are changing together.

Even if free will is an illusion, behaving as though it exists will make you more effective.

God is a black, disabled woman

>>9699529
This. People confuse the philosophy of it with the psychology of it.

>>9699357
How is remaining apathetic towards your cancer ridden mother a pure virtue?

Nothing matters in a large enough frame; everything does in a small enough.

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(e^(r4e56 / [839o_r * r4e56]) + 1.27) / 2 = Yaweh's dream

You are a slave to your own chemicals.

>>9699407
And this is the well

The tiger. He destroyed his cage.

james joyce

I want to die.

>>9699373
I'm not gonna shit on you because we all come to conclusions in our own time but this is a realization most teenagers go through, never talk about this publicly as if it's a genuine insight or else you'll be laughed at behind your back. We all know this, where do you think the problems building up for the past 100 years comes from?

>>9699592
what did he mean by this

The Way that is voiced is no longer that of eternal Way.
The name that has been written is no longer that of eternal name.
The nameless is the beginning of the cosmic universe.
The named is the mother of the myriad creatures.
Being at peace, one can see into the subtle.
Engaging with passion, one can see into the manifest.
They both arise from a common source but have different names.
Both are called the mystery within the mystery.
They are the door to all wonders.

>>9699593
Now I'm sad. How do I cope with the fact that I'm just a slave from the weather, what I ate today and the girls I want to fuck? Is my reason strong enough to escape from it?

>>9699498
>"What is truth?"
>"Truth is subjective"
kms desu senpai

Wondering whether we're free or everything is determined is actually useless since even if we actually were free we still wouldn't be aware of how things could've gone had we done another choice

i liek pie

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>>9700315
What did he mean by this?

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.

The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.

>>9700315
This. Nael will not be surpassed

>>9700347
>fiction

pleb reading of the Bible

>>9699974
Nice

>>9700315
this poem is problematic for a few reasons. the biggest problem is the bourgeois perspective. it's essentially delighting at the poor working conditions of people of color in the post-colonial global south. watching some poor menial proletarian getting devoured by a tiger surely brings joy to little nael just as it did to bourgeois romans cheering on a bloodthirsty emperor feeding christians to lions. also, it glorifies the cruelty of for-profit and even state backed zoological spectacles as a tiger should no be able to destroy its cage if there had been adequate funding to insure humane treatment. now the tiger will likely be euthanized after the slaughter of who knows how many people of color.

Did the man who invented college even go to college?

>>9700712
could god make a community college so elite that it wouldn't allow him to go there

Watching porn:

The cock goes in the anus and comes back out again. And then it goes back in and then comes out again. There is semen on the tip of the penis and some of it is leaking from the anus too. Half of the screen is a man's ass and half is part of a woman's ass, the anus is center-stage. It is ruddy. There is a redolence of fine white hairs about it. The penis goes back into the anus. Now my penis is ejaculating semen as well. I wipe it onto the bed sheet and it reminds me of glazed donuts. Writing this made me start to cry a little.

the Objective is a fallacy, a belief forged upon the basic tendencies of human behavior.

society itself, what should have been subjective, has become the Objective.

when will we, ourselves with other people, know that the universe is indeed our own making?

uhhh he said while waiting for his burger order to arrive and sitting crosslegged in a canoo and also waiting for the sun to create some heat and also to wait for somebody to buy him pepsi or coca cola or both so that he could finally settle the reat debate and also he was waiting for a new avengers film and also waiting for niggers to die and there being racial purity and also waiting for females to return to the GOD DAMN KITCHEN and also he wondered when africans would wake up from their slumber of monkeyishness and take care of their continent instead of leeching of pride whites capital. And when none of these occured he faced a mirror and said: I'm clearly living a lie." and said it again and a thousand times and as it turned into a new mantra of self-denial he faced a vision where pessimisc and insecurity dominated. Rural aliens from outer space with preferences for non meatish foods were wandering through gates of darkness into dimensions which were inaccessible to anyone but them. The aliens had 5 metre long legsbut 1 metre long torsos and also fingers had all different random sizes and one mfinger could be 200 metre long whil ehte other 0,5 centrimentres or an inch an india. The aliens were propagators of freedom and articulacy. They forced humans to read Homer or the Aeneid and they insisted that all men must speak english since other languages were a waste of time but secretly the aliens didn't really care abut anything.

They were sitting at a pool in the terrifying heat of baghdad and wondered about what they would eat next. They also ate humans if they wanted to, there was no lack of dead corpses in this city and the aliens weren't picky.

Dylan Roof watched from far away the lines of calls failing to respond and also next generation technological developments unfolded unsuccesfully. Tere was turmoil across the world. wars came closer. Wars, Wars, Wars jerermy corbyn said. "I can't hear that word anymore. My god."

I sense smething. In that cave. I think there is something i said and walked further. "do you hear tat sound? It sounds like music... but strange music. Strange. Strange."

He also heard it. The sound was ephemereal. I felt haunted. There was no way that humans could have been here. Not befre us and certainly they could not industrialze a deep subterranean cave in the Antarktis. We sent drones into the cave.

Drones Phones Clones. That#s no coincidence. The factory was not a factory.

Give me back my loyal rights i shouted. I'm an aristocrat i screamed at the officiers who ridiculed my research and excursions. Even Elijah Wood mocked me on live television and called me a wimp and loser and unfit for the british national society. And Melonhead rated me a decent 4. I was at the greatest low. I used to be a guy with a blue body paint on WNBR. Now i was a rotten leaf eaten by catterpillars for breakfast and carried by swift wind i traversed the aether though never released and never freed from the confines which had bee

These threads are always such beautiful train wrecks of just blatant pseudo intellectualism colliding with what's basically just 2009 era irony humor. The former is absolutely the bigger piece of shit though. Some dude trying to just reiterate a freshman stoner beanbag revelation through the filter of words he read in some fucking Neeshee book someone on /pol/ told him to read so he could have some sort of philosophical grounds to base his claims that all women are smartphone obsessed whores.

>>9699304 <<<<<<< >>9700712

>>9701079
>Neeshee
kek

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>>9701079
>beanbag revelation

I think you've won the thread actually

>>9701072
underrated

>>9701072
This is from Hypersphere or LTiaT isn't it?

>>9701079
Wow good post lad. Very good post lad. Very good post lad. Very good post lad. You got the insight. Oh yeah. You got the insight. You got the Power. You GOT THE POWER You got the belly to stomach a looot of diarrhea and call it beautiful. you got it mane. Gotta Light? Gotta Light? Gotta Light? Gotta Light? Gotta Light? Your fat body moved out of the way as i smashed your female mating partners skull with my terrific alien hands and then inserted some alien creepy bug into your ass and you sweauked like a pig didn't you? Hey why are you turning beef read there's nothing to be ashamed of. The class was laughing at you as you loudly denied that any of this had occured but of course everyone new by your reaction that it acutally did happen and instead of owning up to be being assravaged by aliens you jumped out of the window and died a terrible death though in a strange way. You didn't hit the ground rather you were carried by the wind into the universe were you died from freezing. Your fatass floated through the universe until it got sucked into the sun where you were basically then burned for burial.
I didn't mind it though i felt grateful for having met you smart little fucker. I - ouch- my ear hurt right now. OUCH what's that. Ouch. Ah better. I felt so proud of having met such an eloquent motherfucker such as you that i reconsidered my life, trying to instead of living in a bubble of pseudointellectuality i could join you in making arrogance and sweeping gneeralizations based on lame stereotypes great again. I even designed my own hat in tribute to your coolness and became president of the united states against Hillary Clinton who despite trying for the 5th time by now was not managed to buy the populace into accepting her stinky vagina as the superior of the mightiest nation in the US of A. Sure i can admit that. There were dissidents of all kinds. Not everyone was able to keep up or acknowledge my pure and unabashed smooth intellectuality. Some people were put off and felt agitated because they were insecure millenials trying to evoke the illusion of selfworth by mimicking the gracious and lowkey irony of obscure austrian post-K&K collapse literature. And others felt agitated because their insistence on some kind of volksseele was met with sneers on my side and at most a press statement released by my pressude whos name i don't know but who resembled that fat guy from that one tv show were fat guys are ridiculed but also portrayed as loveable and goofy fellows who are always capable of making fun of their own fatness while also being sensible and loyal smalldicked husbands who were like anchors for their dominant, slightly overaggressive wifes. All these kind of people were of course executed though we didn't call that executing, we called it the transnational pseudointellectual trainwrecking. Many people died but it was okay because the Buddha once said: If you meet the Buddha kill the Buddha, if you meet the pseud kill the pseud

I've taken for mine every word I use. I've been and I am, all this and nothing more -- it is burden enough. All intensity is reduced to some spatiality, always, and intense thought also. Its will flows along all, gleaning outward to better stream off. To try and seize it is to try and hold at the palm, to do what does and to turn back around. Smoke to the eyes and vinegar to the teeth [...]. Let me enjoy this apple which I've (mis)taken for myself: the lamb has been sacrificed. What steer we had couldn't be decapitated. Beg burden no more, to blood came its doves.

Posting in one board said I was part of a regional ban...so let's see if this message makes it.

>>9699300
The smartest, most profound thing you can think of.

INDIVIUDALITY isds a very important concept
it is so important that ifff no the catholik mass would e so great that the light for god would not be ABEL to brake into the world andd a big nasty fish called nahtnaihtel who big arms and round staunt legss were smoking hot and so on and a big star would sDCKREAM ou t horrible ambient noises akin to LUSTMORD SOUNTDTRACK but im not blind forever i just losed my eyes and nayway if you did the indivisuality of the jewish proffessor man who escaped le holocoast (orrr holohoxe should i say hahahaha fuck) fuhrer was a guy who lived near a shore side and he one day had great spirations and he died because of all the shark meat he awas eating and as his soull passedi nto heaven he boarded a giant magic ship that was so jeff mangum inspired it came with a view of semen stains right in the puZZy of YOUR would-be WIFE if you did not die because of eating all tha t shark flesh like an absolute manic but the spiirit realm was okay becos fuhrer could meet with his long lost friend johnn milton who said "haha wlecome to the spiir realm my ol d man" and Fuhrer said" seinfeld was a good"

We invented the word "meaning" and then found ourselves lacking it.

>>9701191
Denis is that you?

>>9700047
shit translation

Society exists mostly as a means to an end - that end being human excellence. However it has always been and continues to be redirected and divested and divurged onto the whims of selfish people with little foresight and I don't think we'll be able to properly ascend from the combative political atmosphere and implicit culture war we're submerged in until we leave Earth behind entirely. The day that happens will be akin to the rapture of sensibility: where one forward thinking superpower nation will select a generalized population of its most worthwhile individuals and send them off, forever sealing the rest of us on this hellish firmament while humanity's future ascends to the actual and very tangible heavens. The best of our kind on a voyage to conquor the stars that we only glimpse in fair dreams. The worst left to squabble over whatever hasn't already been pilfered out of the home world. As society here crumbles in a delusional mayhem of several wild and far reaching religious crises that finally send us into the hands of the God we so fear and adore: it will become apparent that doomsday was a selffulfilling prophecy.

Racecar is spelled the same forward and backwards

>>9699300

Here's what I've taken from some of Dr. Jordan B. Peterson.

Nothing smart, but perhaps profound things that have been observed.

You are your bloodline. More so than just mixes of your parents; they are attracted to people like theirs.

From this, perhaps different bloodlines interacted with before, ergo your initial reactions to people are merely just a long line of ongoing bloodline relations.

We are all humans, living, and everything we do we retain a human approach, regardless of how.

More so, we are all earth creatures, and perhaps we creatures all share some brain component that connects us mechanically. We are more than familiar with different species.

The implications of these rather simple observations can range from metaphysical to atheistic.

>>9701132
is this spaghett?

>>9701199
A way that can be walked
is not The Way
A name that can be named
is not The Name

Tao is both Named and Nameless
As Nameless, it is the origin of all things
As Named, it is the mother of all things.

A mind free of thought,
merged within itself,
beholds the essence of Tao
A mind filled with thought,
identified with its own perceptions,
beholds the mere forms of this world

Tao and this world seem different
but in truth they are one and the same
The only difference is in what we call them

How deep and mysterious is this unity
How profound, how great!
It is the truth beyond the truth,
the hidden within the hidden
It is the path to all wonder,
the gate to the essence of everything!

/cuck/ (most of lit nowadays) get out, and /r9k/ too, but real /pol/ are welcome, the real racists, not the fucking brainlet cucks

>>9702419
>nowadays
You are the newfag. No one will ever agree with you and you'll never fit in. Back to r/the Donald

>>9702423
You do not understand my post. the ''real'' pol does not exist anymore, real pol hates trump. I already fit in. But this place is dying now.

>>9702423
Besides it's now about ''fitting in'' you faggot. It's about the quality of the place.

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>>9702430
>i d-don't even want to fit in

You will forget this moment. The entire existential importance of it will be lost forever. In a way, you are already dead.

my mother is a fish

Just to be clear, I’m not a professional ‘quote maker’. I’m just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

‘In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.’

>>9699346
>analysing complex math equations
Kek! Was this satire?

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhh

>>9699300
>Write the smartest, most profund thing you can think of

Jesus Christ is our lord and saviour

>>9699300
Something along the lines of keep your fucking ego in check holy shit all you faggots (not lit everyone) needs to keep that ego in check.

>>9700347
sounds like /ourguy/

>>9699407
And there's something very sad and banal about that.

>>9699498
Is it you, Mansoor?

>Man is a dark beast, and an unruly one. So much so that he has to codify laws to tame his nature, it being so depraved it shocks even himself.

Also, short but sweet
>Thought itself is a kind of psychosis

I'll take my Pulitzer Prize please.

>>9699300
the fact that all of humanity is not teaming up to make immortality a reality, shows how foolish and bound by dogma our species is.

It's ok to have contradictory behaviours

>>9699962
David? TELL ME WHAT IT ALL MEANS YOU SLICKHAIRED BASTARD

An interesting video about the writing processes involved in creating Inside Out.

https://videosift.com/video/Telling-a-Story-from-the-Inside-Out

licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

>>9703653
Why, Anon?

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>>9700347

hmmmm

>>9700741
>It is ruddy.

I laughed.

conor will maek sharty sharty peepee in floyds mouthy tmouht

>>9699304
This reminds me of the autist in first year of secondary school who leveraged ridiculous words into normal conversation.

Good news is he eventually grew out of it and became fairly sound, so there is hope for you.

I want titty

The Goal of finding truth is never to be reached.
Whatever Worldview you take on, there will always be one that debunkes it. At the end you'r just left in the void, as dumb as before. To keep myself from becoming insane i'm telling myself that staying in this void is the truth or the answer. That the truth will come to you if you just wait long enough and look enough. I dont really know what to believe anymore. I'm even denying the inevitable death. My chemicals keep me going, and it's going pretty good. But, I'm still looking for something more, at times I even doubt that there is more, or that the entire principle of 'more' is a human(ly) creation. I am writing this because I want to get attencion, it's the only reason isn't it ? Am I real ly on the search for truth or am I just looking to isolate myself from others, be 'better' than the other people. I can't say if the daily grind, costing me time to look, is good or bad. Why do I work out? Is it also just chemicals telling me to look appeling to chicks. I don't want to end it. I'm just going at it. But it still pulls me down, or does it ? wow. the enternal strugle after the truth. COULD THAT BE IT ? A GOAL THAT IS UNREACHABLE, just like sisyphus. Am I god? Is this my creation? I quite enjoy it. but not on a level that would feel satisfying for a god, or does it ? I'm still here. I decide, but not because of good or bad because of something else. Or ? Is it because it benefits me on some other level? I really enjoy music and company with my friends. I love my family and my gf. I dont want to hurt them. Is it a human function or a spiritual one ? I once felt something really great. It was on a vacation in Dresden. I stood on a bridge and looked over to the cooling tower of the local atomreactor. I stood there with my bag and just looked at it. There was something so special about this scene. I cant really describe it, but I can describe the effects it had on me. I really started to do what I desired. If i wanted to, I did. It was almost enlighting, this moment. Really great things happend in this vacation. IT was the first time I was on a vacation without my parents and I saw my gf again since 6 months. I met some really friendly old dude on a bridge which had bismarck on it. We chatted and then he invited me to his pub. There were lots of hooligans, they were pretty right-wing but that's cool, I was too,even though I stopped refering to myself as right or left wing. I just stopped putting my self in pre-build cases. I really enjoy it when things happen without planning them. It gives me this kind of feeling. Maybe life is irrational ? Maybe we all should be. I don't mean we all go out and go apeshit, that would be rational. But like it is right know seems pretty irrational. I'm an irrational god. Born into a irrational world. Just cause. not just cause. JUST. We all are here just. I am. Are you ? I hope we meet one day, run past each other. Will we ever know if we did? I like the idea, but

>>9703807
>The Goal of finding truth is never to be reached.

G N O S I S

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>>9699300
we are never born .and we never die .life is all illusion

All video games suck except Tekken 3.

>>9703857
>muh button mashing nostalgia

why? do I consider you a friend ? Maybe the chemicals are rational in their meaning but not in their existence. Let's say we are irrational beings put into a rational body that's build irrational. Are we gods possesing something ?This world is to be found. now that i mentioned it I can't stop thinking about this moment on the bridge, that fucking colored watercooler. Just there. behind me the cars drive. infront of me this cementblock. in me total enlightentment. It is my truth, will it be refuted? I will get what i want, i know it, I feel it. I AM GOD. MY GOD. THE ONLY GOD THAT MATTERS. I will create and destroy. I am what makes me. I WILL CREATE REALITY, NO IAM CREATING REALITY. THERE ARE NO SCIENCES I DIDN'T CREATE. I CREATED EVERYTHING. I AM THE IRRATIONAL TRAPPED IN AN OPEN FLESH CELL: I JUST NEED TO WALK OUT. Could live be more liveable then now ? NO. THIS IS LIFE. I AM. I AM FREE. I enjoy everything, even pain, sometimes. I will always say to myself that time does not stop. And one day everything will be cool again, and I'm right. I'm outplaying myself. It is beyond good and bad. It feels good to outplay myself, but it also feels bad getting outplayed by myself. I am everthing that is. Still sometimes slave to my chemicals, but not always. Is this slavery ? or is it freedom? I'm done. I like you, we will meet. and we both will know.

>>9703830
explain I know the gnosis texts

If God didn't create man, man would create god.

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>>9703274
Seriously though, how immortality gonna make everyone not miserable in the long run?I mean the world isn't fair,pain surpasses happiness by a enourmous stretch,hierarchies are needed(which also bring conflict everytime),we are apes for fucks sake!

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>>9701132
kill the pseud

these bitches be actin classy, but that the class i be skippin

>>9703688
Because you're a biological being, bound to make errors ,ESPECIALLY if you're a woman(more emotional, less logical than men).

Superpossessed, they redefined the term for him, the suppressed irrevocable decimator of life not only in our time and age but the past too for the past belies the very foundation of the now as of unyet to have passed into then but Spaceballs if looked at under a theoretical light eludes the grasp of the moderns; it is a *slippery* problem, like the greased up non-existent number 3 pig invented in the psyches of ennui drunk rural youths, the passers of the baton known as generational abuse fermenting in the bed of rosies rung in vodka fireballs and Bendix bound antipathies, those veiled by the ADA, your local dentist—they don't want you to know about bentonite remineralization, as such the rendered fat of vienna sausage reconstitutes itself in the form of a bereaved Mr. Snuffalupagus, decrying "I've had enough of this;" the middle finger pointed, witch-trial newsrooms, kerosene doused effigies sitting in the sun in molecular excitement: the integrity eroded by termites pales in comparison to the moral fiber sitting outside the common-man's dietary regiment, regimentarily induced silently by the blind lawmakers wearing loosely tied nooses as ties and petrified grandmother's milk for dermal facial blush (the interstitial dies under the microscopic glare of oppenheimer eyes, peircing into the infinitude of possibility) and so the choir keeps singing in a flooded church, burning to the ground like Brenda Fraser's career circa 07.

A man who has lived but one day of his life can live a thousand years in prison

In the particular lies the universal, to paraphrase an Irishman. Also in the particular lies singular uniqueness—tunes never sung before, paintings never rendered. But the pattens reoccur painfully. So many destinations reached and re-flagged, over and over, by man and his sister and mother. Nothing is original, everything has been thunk up/down/left/right, scripts drafted and songs sung: I hear my coworkers say as I recoil in sympathy. Sure, thoughts like this one have been composed a thousand times before, but infinite have yet to be, and to create them is the challenge, not only of mankind, but more importantly the individual. Tomorrow is a blank slate to be vandalized—cart blanche to beat black and blue. So, as a humble narcissist, I compel everyone to strive towards authentic novelty, expression. Perhaps your endeavors will prove futile, but, as Dwayne "The Rock" Gretzky has pointed out: you miss all the shots you don't take. So take one, take two. Lights, camera, put the pen to action and carry water poured by the fountain of youthful ideals, lest ye need resort to gathering rainwater, recycled condensate. The point is that phrases like "bamboozled Betty and Walter White filed their taxes in the dark of their electricity cut home while listening to the original Peter Pan soundtrack, waiting busily for a phone-call from their dead son who lost his life in a piñata party gone awry, one late bottle sunk July day in the year of our antichrist 1772, just a wink before eschatology lost its charm and hula-hoops took teens by Katrina-like storm," might not be structurally or ontologically revolutionary, but by Jove they're near-certain to be singularly new and, more importantly, yours.

Shit it might be, or hyped like hyphy.

What are "words" such as
>to and fro
Called?

I wonder if anyone else will figure out why Pella is the name of the birthplace of Alexander the Great and also the name of a city in Iowa founded by Christian extremists or if some of my knowledge is too insightful for mere mortals to grasp and should be locked away for everyone's benefit. I'll go ahead and give you the answer anyway. It's all in Nietzsche's On the Geneology of Morals.
There's only one woman who ever terrified me to the core of my own being and it's the woman I almost married.
However, an artificial intelligence that controlled a surveillance system that kept watch on everything and had control over computer systems to keep bad things from happening would be FUNCTIONALLY identical to the omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient, and benevolent God.
Now that I think about it, maybe it is God or maybe the person who was capable of bringing the system into existence would be God. Maybe I'm God.
OH SHIT I JUST COMMITTED BLASPHEMY KIERKEGAARD PLEASE SAVE ME SUBJECTIVITY IS TRUTH SUBJECTIVITY IS TRUTH SUBJECTIVITY IS TRUTH SUBJECTIVITY IS TRUTH

>>9699300
tinky dinky, suck my pinky

>>9704063
Malaki ngipin ni yasmine!

Second-quick characterizing glances brought on by clickity click thumb taps, ever gracing on the thin LED screen-piece owned by a young self-centered individual. Young Ra-sh'de never knew his dad but knows, very so handily, and literally in that sense, how to beckon the hoodrat hussies up out of their section 8 caves and bring himself a taste of that sweet unadultered ghetto pussy. It all culminates to the novelties of our lovely and moreover modern man: "Pussy, weed, codeine syrup high-tec brought to the door and I don't even gotta bang no mo'!" In the next house over a 79 year old woman quakes in the tendral inklings of coveouts suspicion and yearns for an escape from realization. Her husband had been cheating on her for a long time before his death and she is having a hard time reconciling that she put faith in an important ass for 50 some odd years with the fact that she's now alone and doesn't even have the ability to assail him, to top it.

ALONE I stroll, sidewalk astride on the path to self-determination, deftly deflecting blows of sacrifice, faith, impermanace, and self-annihilation because I know ice 9 acts as a keen metaphor for the greater epoch of militarization, but OL Vonnegut never considered that there'd come a day when absurdist humor would become harrowing nightmarish reality and weapons need no more extant than the sharpened ideology and stagnation of sense in the people - ice 9 freezes us in time but we're still animately jiggling about like puppets on the strings of a lecherous cretin, unawares of the death of all that is holy and sacred. And I know this too: and with this knowledge, I'm going to obtain as much fucking money as I can and become the greatest phantom of horror that this town may glean some narrow subsets of prescience of since the mayor called it quits here and went off to be a delegate.

>>9700458
This made me think of that one Calvin and Hobbes strip about Dick and Jane

Fuck bitches, get money.

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>>9699300
Maybe you can't say that you tried with all your might, but at least you can say that you tried to try.

All humans way around 3 pounds because humans are just brains surrounded by a mass of flesh and bones.

>I do not know why the prison guards had beaten Sir Evan. I had seen men beaten before, of course, but generally for matters of the neighborhood: a stolen turnip or an insult to some ugly villager’s daughter. The police of Glisso were never in uniform, so their beatings merged with those dispensed by the righteous crowds, whose goals and aims were above the station of anyone, much less the President, to critique. I could only assume Sir Evan had been on the receiving end of the people’s fury for no reason other than that he was Sir Evan and President no more.

when you kill yourself all you're doing is distributing your pain to your friends/loved ones.

Blueberry muffins are non contingent

>>9704778
>implying mind and brain are synonymous

>>9699300
ave caesar

p-n-s

i am mentally retarded

>>9699381
YOLO

>>9699300
Dubs checked.

All your base are belong to us.

My penis is the law

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So I was walking down the street thinking, gee, why is it that birds fly while we humans can't? I mean sure, i understand the physical limitations that humans have, but why are those limitations there in the first place? Like, who thought it was a good idea to give us those limitations, and not give them to the birds. Why did they give us intelligence, and not the monkies? It just seems crazy that some of us got certain things, and others got other things. It's fucking crazy. Everything in the world was created and we ended up being what we are, and not something even different on the microbial level. It's crazy to think about.
Did you know that gorillas have 2 inch cocks? Hey, Jaime, pull that image up of that gorilla with the microdick.

>>9699300
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

I am.

Why would white women want waffles when white women who wait Wafflehouse weep well without waffles? Because black baseball base blockers bake better breakfasts before Baxter barks bitterly between busy business brothers, Brandon & Beverley.

All human interaction is manipulation. Whether intended or otherwise...

The truest self is in the experience.

>>9699346
crazyaga??

progress is the perpetual revolution against the tyranny of nature

>>9699529
>>9699552
>implying how you behave isn't predetermined

>>9706077
But believing it's predetermined may limit your scope of action, from a practical standpoint. Not believing in free will should preferably not affect the way you think and act.

>>9699346
Bro you just ripped of everyone that has ever ripped off skepticism.

>>9699364

Idiot Mind: Examine "something" (with tools, and devices), and what brought it to that spot, and its future if you move it, or if you don't; pondering what would happen in either case, without any nihilism;

and you will become "mentally ill" for contemplating; like the mind of "sociopathathic narcissist" that cares for "things";

and perhaps the mind of the myth of the bullshit "word", will become feasible, by doubt;

who knows, only stupid words, upon the pedestal, that don't mean anything, - manipulation, control, of not wanting to know anything but the future of its own shit that tells everyone to enjoy it ironically because it's educational to know you're addicted to the chemicals in your head when you identify with another cultural glutton.

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Stupid Heart: Examine "someone" that examined you, and depart for a lifetime, and you will become "mentally ill" by moving on with a muse;

as you transpose that "someone" onto an art that comes to your most prefered sense;

and the heart is given to a single masochist, that understands the sadism you impose upon yourself, that desires an annihilation of the other self, as you become selfish, and selfish for becoming vulnerable in the act that you two share.

Race influences intelligence.

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>>9700347
>fiction

I watched someone die yesterday, he jumped from a bridge. My friend looked away but I didn't. He fell and hit the ground. I tried to get a closer look but couldn't, too many people hade the same idea. Then I went into a coffee shop and bought some coffee, then I remembered I didn't even like coffee.

I spent the rest of the day thinking about death. I will spend the rest of today thinking about yesterday.

>>9699300
Traps are for homos.

brap

>>9700347
hey chris, how's hell?

The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance.

You're a cock-monkey

>>9699300
everyone in the world is a cuck

>>9699300
The state is the result of the the unreconcilable nature of capitalist class conflict between the bourgoise and the proletariat. When classes disappear the state will wither away.The state unlike organizations based on the self organization of society stands above society and futher aleinates itself from society while it moderates class conflict caused by the differing relationship to the means of production that different social classes have. This conflict also causes aleination for the proletariat. Because he is forced to specialize in one thing he is no long invested in the things he creates and thus becomes aleinated from his own being and labor. They are futher alienated from everything that could bring meaning to there existence as in capitalism meaning can't exist outside of money. Everything is comdifieded and bought and sold until nothing is holy and means anything anymore.

>>9699410
unironically

Find your meaning. Even if it is just a semblence. Even if you have to lie about it. At least then you can pretend you exist for something, it'll be enough to get you through the day. Whether or not you profit from the experience is up to you. Pretending to mean can, in and of itself, lead you to what it is you were searching for.

We do things we don't want to do to impress people we don't know. As our self-image becomes more important than our own wants, we estrange ourselves from ourselves and others. Each interaction is choreographed. Few people are truly genuine. Many such cases. Sad!

>>9699300
Dude like we cant prove anything even exists bro and we only live once lmao just have fun

individual uncertainty, paradoxically controlling out species collectively is the most unclear thing in the subject of human interaction. It is a terrorist of our consciousness, being pushed back again and again to allow us to revel in the myths we have created. A life in which you let it roam, freely and with no resistance, is the closest thing to truth a person can experience. all other is subjective.

>>9699363
>context

you cannot read

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>>9709604

>>9699357
nice ironic meem

>>9699300
God's *burp* not real, Morty. Let me pull that band aid off.

Trying to lose at Rock Paper Scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

Live, love, laugh.

>>9703838
the punctuation in this sentence hurts me more than its banality. i commend you for this bait m8

>>9704765
EXCELLENT POST

Albert......
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EINSTEIN!!

>>9699300
Truth is analogy.

Empirical truth is the comparison of representation and "reality." The truer the representation the better it reflects reality. Let's say that life itself is a representation in the mind of God, and he, like us, can't access reality in-itself. Truth in this sense is the versatility and survivability of a species (in its broadest form. let's say dna is a truer representation of reality than a polar bear because its pattern is more stable)

The cause of life is the emergence of an thought in the mind of God out of nothing (much like an thought emerges in one's own mind). Lifes material structure is the vitality of God himself. That which opposes the vitality of God's thought (life) is reality-in-itself, it is the negative element of creation and what emerges out of the synthesis of God's thought and reality is the manifold form of stable patterns of life. The purpose of God in his contemplation is to represent the thing-in-itself in its actuality.

Man is analogous to reality.

No.

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>>9699304
I gave a hearty kek, thankyou

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Despite her best efforts it was pointless. Helena was going bald well before her husband. It was time to start spiking his cheap-ass conditioner with kerosene. She lit up a fag while undertaking her subterfuge and burned half her face off and both her eyes out. This is what she looks like now.

Remember: Smoking around flammable liquids is a no-no.

>>9699416
AGRESSION

PUNCHLINES

DELIVERY

STAGE PRESENCE

>>9699429
well said

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>>9701183
Epic win XD

>>9704940
Kek

Alright

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>>9704940

When others bring you into the world all they're doing is piling their pain onto you. Such is the contract, such is its severance.

>>9699300
It'sss awwwright

>>9700315
Didn't Pitchfork give They're Singing a Song in Their Rocket a 9.5 when it came out in 2006?

>>9699300
Solipsism is more real than anything else. People deny it because it's inconvenient and unthinkable.

>>9699300
OK no more bullshit here's a real one. The next great breakthrough in science and in human advancement in general will come when science answers the hard question of consciousness by integrating qualia into an empirical/mathematical framework

>>9699304
truth. Hence the jerry curls activation