Original Haiku thread

Gay haiku, retard

I do not have eyes
I have no fingers or feet
The light is warming

My skin is scaly
Slime oozes from every hole
The depth can't hold me

former joyfulness
now lugubrious notions
molder in the rocks

Ass to ass right now
Right now ass to ass right now
We have ass to ass

I hate my damn life
It is fucking depressing
It is so, so sad

>>9685426

Haikus are garbage
Five syllables, seven, five
It's not enough to

yall dumb niggas dont know what a haiku is
there's more to it than syllables. as a matter of fact, the syllables are one of the more irrelevant parts of haiku if youre writing in english. kill all yallselves

A dumb frog poster
Makes a very bad haiku
And I make one too

>>9685793
>mfw not a haiku
My life stands here still
No one is going to help
Good, I am normal

the cream sauce is good
cute guys are around me still
can not wait to meet

the screeching of chimps
music with a heavy beat
i prefer the zoo

OP is a fag
This is my first post on /lit/
I am new here

two suns, side by side
the canal flows slower still
worthy of neither

I cannot say
If chem trails or sugar
Turned the frogs gay.