Which house is the best and why? Which would you be in?

I'm part of the dick sucking house because I love sucking dick haha

>>9685257
Anyone on 4chan will automatically end up in slytheran.

I would be in the house of r/books.

>>9685276
yeah, but based on all the test and quizzes and stuff and how the houses are described in the book, I really would be a Slytherin though.

I'd like to be a Ravenclaw, Gryffindors are a bunch of fags, Slytherins are basically just shitlibs, Hufflepuffs are retards.

>>9685257
Slytherin cause I'm a badass who doesn't even care about being evil

Ravenclaw, >>9685309 is right.

I'd really want to be in Ravenclaw but I'd probably get sent to Hufflepuff because I'm a big fat loser.

hufflepuff all day

i'll fuck you up

>>9685257
I would like to be Ravenclaw but being Hufflepuffs would be less stressful