Pro tip: You literally fucking can't. No, really. Just give it up.
>>9683824
im redpilled maybe schlpenahuer on women or hitler mein kampf??
idiot bluepilled
>>9683833
>im redpilled
>dismisses the Bible
What are you doing?
>>9683841
ever wonder what would happen if we lived in a white world with women in the kitchen where they belong?
>>9683824
Imagine how many anons are browsing this board right now who haven't even read all four of the Gospels. Imagine how many have read at least one DFW book but haven't even read one Gospel.
>>9683850
>there are anons on this board right now who aren't virgins
yeah, it's hard to believe fellow frogman
>>9683867
2nd place, m8
>>9683881
give it ~100 years lol
>>9683824
Give it ~10 years anon.
>>9683824
Two words:goo nan
>>9683850
Imagine all the people on this board who have not even read Genesis and Exodus. Genuinely sickening.
Plato's works tbqhwy fampai, the bible wouldn't be the same if it wasn't for platonism.
>>9684018
Hmmmmmmmmmaybe
>>9683992
I've actually tried two or three times but it's so genuinely god-damn boring. I got stuck in the middle of Genesis each time.
>>9684180
(not going to make it)
I've read the Bible and it's full of nothing but backstabbing, subtle Jews. It is actually funny how the Jews' greatest heroes were all crafty and manipulative, whereas true Western heroes like Achilles, Beowulf, and King Arthur are honorable, proud, and strong.
>>9684140
go reread John and Colossians 2
>>9683841
it makes sense when you consider than most people who identify as being "red pilled" are likely to be racists / ethnic nationalists, and i doubt they'd be fine with a religion that came out of judaism and is centered around a jewish man.
>>9684286
You mean gay, need a whole meadhall full of people to kill a mother and her son, and a cuck?
>>9684318
It would make sense if such people know what they are supporting.
Actually it's the Epic of Gilgamesh. It influenced the Bible AND Homer, so consequently 100% of western literature.
I'd rather not
>>9683824
DRAW 4, AHESIT!!!!!
The Republic
>>9684504
Gilgamesh was lost after the Babylonian and Akkadian civilizations disappeared, and only rediscovered in the 19th century.
Favorite Bible book?
Yea', I agree.
>>9683843
You would likely be living in a late 19th century America. Are you one of those guys that just never lost that fantasy of being a cowboy?
>>9684931
That doesn't negate its long-term influence, even if people didn't realize it.
You don't have to give me history lessons, by the way. I'm not that dumb.
>>9683862
Your implication is very ambiguous.
>>9684939
1 Peter
Why is the Gospel of John so good bros?
>Read the Synaptic gospels, wtf, I feel my faith floundering and deflating.
>Read Gospel of John, whoa, I believe Jesus is God!
I think the synaptic gospels would be better is they were only a collection of the sayings, miracles and parables of Jesus, without any chronologic story, and leaving John as the only Gospel.
>>9683824
my diary desu
infinite jese
>>9684986
This is why Americans shouldn't practice religion
>>9684180
Try a different translation. It took me a fucking year because it was boring as shit and fucking dumb as hell.
Is Cowboy Bebop lit?
>>9683824
Perfect for the throneroom, desu senpai
>>9684986
The gospel of Matthew, Mark and Luke are just as good are amazing. You have to get it out of your head that Jesus is God though. That is a no-no.
The Father alone is God bruh
>>9684286
>jewish heroes are smart
>goy heroes are gullible and dumb
rly makes ur hamster wheel spin
>>9683824
thats multiple books collected together you fucking cheat
>>9683824
The Protocols of The Elders of Zion.
The epic of gilgamesh
The teachings of the buddha
The vedas
The upinshads
Mahabharata
The art of war
>>9683824
Taipei
>>9683833
HAHAHAHA!
Get a load of this idiot.
>>9684286
Achilles wasn't the hero of the Iliad you pseud.