Why can't I find this at my local bookstore?

just order it.
you can even order it at the bookstore, if you're real autistic

>>9679026
You can, the author's name is usually misspelled though.

>>9679026
You have to use his pen name aka Avellaneda.

>>9679146
it always did this back in the days when i had no internet

>>9679580
same

>>9679026

This only keep this in the restricted area for non plebs only.

>>9679026
I have a copy, do you want to buy it?

It's hard to find because of the ignorant misuse of copyright law. Fuck this gay earth.

Because all the Beach Boys fans keep buying them until they sell out

The big chain bookstores here in Canada have some real issues with primary sources. I can find three or four books in their history section giving their take on the writings of Herodotus or Plato, but not a single translation of their actual writings.

>>9679026
Because this one is the one you want.

>>9680158
Luckily I forgot to include the picture because I did not get the meme until after.

I spotted one of these last summer in the personal library of my old friend Juan Oliveira Domingo, who had for years been a bookseller on the Rue des Rosiers in Paris among the kabbalah practicing Jews and had come into ownership of it, along with most of his innumerable collection by way of the trade-in.

From his edition it appeared obvious the volume was a forgery, and while he had little more to say of it than "bloody Jews" the notion of such a perfect simulation of an edition without an original, for surely there is no rightful author of this volume besides Cervantes. What enamoured me most was a lack of English translator, none listed inside and none of the major English publications which matched its word use or sentence structure.