Who doesn't want to stick their finger up Joyce's asshole?
And then stick that up my asshole?
>Fingerpuppet
Who are you kidding, that's going to be a cock-puppet.
>>9677646
And then stick you up my asshole? I'm OP by the way.
>>9677710
Yeah but can you imagine if you actually did this?
I mean, your with your girl and things are getting frisky. Suddenly she grabs your dick and smiles at you. Sensing the signals she is giving you whip off your pants and put Jame Joyce on it. She looks a bit confused at first, but your into this stuff, I mean it's the only thing that can get you hard. Anyway jam your tuckoo cock into her and out of nowhere she develops an Irish accent and a fart fetish. She restrains your, sits on your face, and lets out just a monster fart that causes you to pass out. You wake up in an empty hotel room somewhere in Italy, completely fucking naked, mind you, with nothing but a piece of paper and a pen on your bare chest. The paper is entirely blank with the exception of a few words on the top. They read "Please write"
Write dialogue for Joyce fingerpuppet, Beckett, and Joyce's daughter whose name escapes me at the moment, who had a crush on Beckett to his discomfort.
And maybe Hemingway as a very special guest fingerpuppet.
>>9677626
>Who doesn't want to stick their finger up Joyce's asshole?
Not his wife, thats for sure