If you became a writer would you fall this hard?

Probably.

>>9660008
Adult coloring books are where the money is at

>>9660008
Ken Nordine is fucking based and he released a picture book.

And Palahackniuk was a hack from day one, he's the sloppy second, the left overs, the scraps of Bret Easton Ellis at his best and absolutely adolescent trash at his worst.

>>9660049
Agreed, but his prose is still breddy good desu

>>9660008
The novel is completely dead. It's a cargo cult at this point. Not one innovation since Joyce and his innovation was to make books into a silly prank. Adult coloring books are alive and enriching people daily. Each one is unique. You can't say that about contemporary novels.

>>9660202
>The novel is completely dead.
I'm ok with that.

There are so many old books in some many languages I haven't read, I don't need new shit

>>9660252
(Same anon) I agree totally

>>9660008
Still better than writing a memoir

>>9660252
this 2bh
Short Stories are better anyways