Are letter openers unnecessary or do all of you have one and use it actively?
>Or do you just rip them open like a savage?
>"context" - matt easton 2017
>>9659298
I am the last true barbarian.
I have a curved dagger with a skull pommel, that has R.I.P. SUSAN engraved on the blade. It is sharpened to an exquisite razor's edge.
I use it to slice open all of my mail with the affected mannerisms of a slinkily animated Disney villain.
>>9659298
what a dumb question