>my vagina when he owns a copy of Infinite Jest

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>my dick when she's 3D

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>tfw no gf

>>9653680
>>9653689

stopped this shilled feminist/anti-feminist crap. don't let a fucking meme control your life.

unironically true. women bitch about pynchon and hemingway in the same manner. "bro lit" they call it.

>>9653680
>>9653689
>>9653694
>>9653696
>>9653698
same person

>>9653680

>implying we haven't left females behind a long, long time ago

You would never come within 100 yards of my bookshelf you vapid bitch.

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>>9653698
>tfw you're a male who hates DFW's style and gave up on IJ and a male whom you respect sticks up for him, causing you to bow to the They-self and say things like "He isn't that bad" when you really think that he was everything wrong with modern fiction and modern journalism all at once, submitting intellectually to the dominant male
Ladies: if in such a situation I were to defend my thesis that DFW was shit, would I be more attractive?

>>9653706

you dont want anything to do with these women, they are disgusting people who will bring you nothing but ruin.

>mfw my qt 3.14 gf bought my a signed copy of Infinite Jest
>mfw she's the greatest person I've ever met (and not because of the signed IJ)
>mfw she loves loves lit and doesn't shit on books just because they have a male audience
>mfw when her favorite book is Dead Souls
>mfw I get to read Calvino next to her tonight (almost at the end of if on a winter night a traveler... if you catch my drift)

Find a decent woman, guys.

>>9653696
anti-feminist? I don't even think about feminists. I had a variety of experiences with women growing up and that's why I know they are an absolute waste of time.
>hurrr I put all of my conscious and unconscious time and resources into trying to stick my seminal positor into a mucus-lathered orifice durrr stop letting x control your life bro hurrrrr
insect.

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>>9653713
This is true of all people.

>>9653722

woman on damage control

>>9653701
>>9653722

this isn't true. there's at least two of us

>>9653801
in fact I'd guess there are about eight.

but I would also guess that >>9653737 and >>9653801 are the same person due to their indentation style.

>>9653680
>LOL literature makes women want to fuck u guise!

Stop perpetuating this meme you faggots. The only thing the average woman reads are facebook posts or cheap masturbatory aids not real books.

>>9653698
Every girl I've met thinks hemingway is boring. He is literally too /lit/ for half the world.

>>9653887
americans aren't even 5% of the world

>>9653680
What if I own a copy but didn't enjoy it?

>>9653719
wowee, i forgot how edgy you mgtow guys can be.

>maybe if i refer to sex using dry, medical language people will think I have an insightful, enlightened view of relationships XD

>>9653718
>mfw when
i was with you for a minute there at least

>>9653719

>insect.

genuinely lol'd at this level of angst

thank you

>>9653719
Wow why are incels always so fucking mad?