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tfw /lit/ ruins ur life 2017-06-18 05:51:04 Post No. 9651906
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>be me
>in uni
>taking a summer online english comp 1 class
>since class is online professor sets up an online forum for us to discuss our papers and simulate classroom discussion
>can make a profile
>class is full of chads and staceys
>part of participation points for each assignment involves having to leave feedback on 3 other students' essays
>decide to leave /lit/ memes as feedback
>1st reading chad's paper about how he is a super deep guitarist who walks on the beach
>"no discernible talent"
>submit
>2nd reading stacey's paper about how much she loves her grandma and how they have a super special relationship
>"positively absurd"
>submit
>3rd reading brad's paper about how his plans for the future
>"pure ideology"
>submit
>cackling wildly imagining classmates reading my reviews
>get email from professor next day saying he is removing me from the class for failing to adhere to guidelines outlined in the syllabus about being considerate and good-faith participation
>now no hope of regaining financial aid for fall semester and have to leave uni
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Lit didn't ruin your life. Your own retardation did.
Ah well sweetie, it was bound to happen eventually.
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>>9651906
brainlet.
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I really want this to be true.
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>>9651906
>being this /lit/
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>>9651906
Fucking kek I want this to be true.
>online class
Nothing of value was lost. I want to this badly, which memes should I say?
I want to send some Zizek's jokes.
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>>9652432
this is the first good thread in a month faggot >>>/wsg/
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>>9651906
I teach college comp. You deserve to lose your financial aid.
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>>9651912
Girl detected. Show tits or fuck off.
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>>9652581
Because I didn't play by the rules?
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>>9652432
>reality is never ever /b/ tier
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>>9651906
>I'm a retard online for a reason, it is an escape
>Never go full retard in real life
>The person you are online is not the real you and should not be
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>>9652661
Our online masks are more true than our "real" selves which are only created in response so societal pressures. Who I am online is who I really am and that includes me whilst I am catfishing.
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>going to uni to study literature
I bet you're American and monolingual too, right?
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>>9652672
No. Your group identity is your true identity. I know you're a reclusive sperg but that's biology
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>>9652686
"Group identity" is literally an oxymoron.
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Funniest thing I've read today and in the past week, lit has really ruined my life
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>>9652659
>when a redditor doesn't know how to check for same fagging
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>>9652690
no, you'll find it's not
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>>9651912
what idiot doesn't read the syllabus?
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