Would you spare me some of your oats brother?

>>9649344
Brother! Please, I beg of you! See me with your eyes. Do you not see the face of your beloved brother who has always been by your side? Listen to my words, my plea! Don't you remember the days we spent frolicking in the mud and eating our oats together as companions? Don't you remember when he huddled for warmth in the cold, harsh winters? Don't you remember when I shared my oats with you? Don't you remember when I comforted you? Don't you remember the love I showered you with every day, every week, every month and every year of our shared lives? How could you forget me brother? Have you really doomed me to this meaningless existence, so vapid and empty? Is there truly no remorse left in you? I ask you, please, remember just one thing at least. It could be anything, it could be the most meaningless moment of your life, but so long as it is a memory of the time when we were once brothers I would feel a great relief. Could you do that at least? I do not require oats anymore, you may have all the oats you want for the rest of your life and I will happily starve to death in my dark corner, so long as you remember anything. Please brother, how many times must I ask you with no result? Do you wish me to waste my life away? Did you never love me at all brother? Did you despise me so much that you wished to imprison me to this hellish, inescapable reality? Grant me mercy brother, and tell me. Why have you done this? Was it really just the oats? Or was it something deeper, more vile and more cruel, something worse than gluttony and greed? What was it, brother, that tore you away from me?

>>9649344
This is the most patrician meme.

Yeah can someone give me the downlow red pill on this meme?

>>9649483
I am not to blame for that defect of your mind, brother! Giving oats to the oatless. Now you pressure me, as if I might suffer the same in my soul. Brother, there is no mercy for the oatless. I do not even hear them. For you, brother, I answer only as to settle accounts and, in filling that final fraternal debit, I release you forever to your oatless existence. All I hear now is that heavenly stirring, of oats in those stomachs of beasts more full than mine! The heights I must climb! The girth I must grow! I do not know you, dear brother. Had I one who ever loved me, that brother would have tore his shrinking belly open and let me feast before begging for my share. There is much eating to be done. I must play catch up with destiny. Do not pester me further, brother. Every word I speak is an oat I spill.

>the oil on canvas painting titled “A Pair of Pigs” was created in 1850 by an unknown artist
I wish someone could have told him that thousands of people saw his painting and meme about it.

I casually saw this meme on /b/ while I was looking to wank and I was surprised it came from here
First time I've seen a /lit/ meme actually cross boards

>>9649558
I don't think it was born here, but for sure /lit/ make it reach the apex

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>>9649398
Our home, brother, has never been this place. So says the poem of old recanted to us as babes by our elder before his passing over the fence, with the old man. You are my brother, and it is under the shade of that truth that we spent our adolescence the summer muds of yonder, blissfully ignorant of its looming meaning. Brother, the oats are but an extension of evil. An occlusion of glut and the priming for a mysterious fate, of an equally ill portent. For years we have dug our heads in the trough, ravenous for these oats that do indeed give life... but as water may drown while quenching thirst, we see that the oat makrs for death even as it nourish our bodies. You may think me mad for what I have uttered thus far, but hear me beloved brother of mine: these oats are not gold. They do not glitter like the light of the sun melting through the mighty leafed boughs of our babehood. For now brother, I shall keep these oats, that the truth of its nature and purpose may be revealed to you, and soon.

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>>9649584
>older brother pig

I hope this guy gets slaughtered first.

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>>9649558
>>9649577
I believe it began on r9k. It died pretty fast when people lost interest because it got put in the normie spotlight for a while.

>>9649398
I remember I wrote this on an r9k thread earlier this year. It's a great meme, but it can be easily misunderstood or improperly done.

>>9649496
>redditors on /lit/ are reposting your work