Do you read in your bed?

Bed's dead, baby

>>9629670
What

>>9629668
Yes. Thanks for asking.

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Yes, it helps me sleep at night.

>>9629672
Bed's dead

>>9629708
Fuck.

I read in your mom's bed

>>9629717
Please fuck my mom!

>>9629668
yes
until my wife starts playing with my penis
it's kind of distracting

>>9629722
way ahead of you kiddo.

When I'm alone - yes.

When I'm with my girlfriend - if I there hasn't been enough reading - I let her fall asleep and lean my Kindle against her head.

>>9629668

For sale; double bed; never used.

:(

>>9629756
well...you used half of it.

>>9629748
Next time you're laying next to your girlfriend in bed, remember she licked her last boyfriend's balls and penis and swallowed his jizzers.

>>9629760
Not to mention the whole truckstop bathroom party thing.

>>9629760
That's okay, I've sucked my fair share of dicks

Only place that I read when I'm at home. I hate reading on my office chair.
One day I will buy a sofa.

>>9629760
So? My dick had trace amounts of fecal matter from fucking my last girlfriend in the ass. Fuck off /pol/

>>9629760
Nigga who cares

>>9629769
>>9629786
Normal people

>>9629800
>>9629802
Insecure beta males