Books to read in the toilet

>>9623921
shitposting on lit is for the loo

Practical Theology by Peter Kreeft is a perfect bathroom book. The book is essentially just some select abstraction from the Summa Theologica where Peter elaborates and clarifies the meaning. The "chapters" are very short so the book can be easily picked up and put down based on the length of your bowel movement.

Humor genre books. What my parents did. In the backwash of that, I suppose.

>>9623921
Most Moby Dick chapters are like 3-8 pages.

It shouldn't take you more than 20-30 seconds to shit. If it does, you have dietary health problems. Maybe try eating some vegetables.

If you have time to read in the toilet you need more fibre in your diet

>>9623921
Cormac McCarthy - The Road.

whole book is cut up in paragraphs

>>9623921
Some short sonnets or poetry anthology. Medically a shit shouldnt take that long