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I Can’t Believe I Didn’t See That Coming 2017-06-09 12:15:27 Post No. 9615552
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Write a story that starts with the line “You’ll never get me to tell you where the jewels are,” and ends with the line, “I can’t believe I didn’t see that coming.” Be as creative as you can.
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“You’ll never get me to tell you where the jewels are!”, said OP defiantly.
"Buoeheheh! TELL me? You think I don't know already? This is 4chan! There is only one place they could be!" So with that, our hero stretched a rubber glove over his crooked fingers and made a fist in preparation. He wasted no time in jamming in straight up OP's ass where he knew the jewels were hidden. After a bit of rummaging, the tips of his fingers connected with something smooth and spherical. He managed to just barely grasp hold of the object with his middle and fore. His dexterous fingers wiggled the ball until he could grab it entirely, at which point he violently yanked.
A brilliant string of emeralds and sapphires was ejected from OP, frosted lightly with blood. Through the pain of his prolapsed anus, he was able to gasp the words: “I can’t believe I didn’t see that coming.”
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