ITT: Characters that need to die
NASTENKA
>>9615465
Fucking Dolokhov
>>9615508
needs to be decapitated by a screaming cannonball..
Sadly, Sidney Carton. I cannot close that book without feeling as if I'm bringing the blade down on his neck. Was this intended? Wouldn't surprise me. Dickens was THAT kind of artist, plebs.
>speaking of decapitation
Prince Myschkin
>>9615579
Ouch
>>9615598
what?
that cunt is the prototype of the jumped-up, entitled little prick of an SJW with suicidal compassionate tendencies, like that fuck up in Sweden or wherever who got assraped by a rapefugee - and who forgives him because of > muh refugee.
Execution by firing squad - there's no time for torture when disposing of this dangerous filth.
>>9615610
You realize he's essentially Christ, right?
>>9615619
exactly
>>9615621
Well then! Youre at one with the World. No prob.
xo
Satana
>>9615637
listen up Mother Teresa, you realise you're in the wrong thread right?
>>9615465
Razumikhin
>>9615465
Socrates before he corrupts the youth.
>>9615619
spoiler: the J-man gets it at the end of the Bible, christ-anon
>>9615653
Don't make-uh me lafff.
Or do.
What do I care?
With respect to the NT Death needs to die...
There's a better contribution than any of which youre capable, bucko.
>>9615788
>mors janua vitæ
tell you what Paddy, I'll send your regards to your Sweet Baba Jay when I pass him out, that's a promise.
Anna Karenina
>>9615825
Cute Latin tag. But why bother with Latin, proddy? Shouldn't you be reading Tillich 'in the original' or something far less imaginative?
>>9615867
I read Sanskrit in the original, potato-muncher.
haven't you got daily communion to go to or something?
>>9615898
Well, if ((you read Sanskrit then it is necessarily 'in the original' -but perhaps what was meant was something like 'I have read the Mahabhatata in Sanskrit, Mary Elizabeth Dominique Diane, therefore I am' ?
???
t. nothing personal (pun intended, gringo)
>>9616002
>Dominique?
I knew I 'd heard that name somewhere before - vid related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO7cD6qmydo
[also check her backstory, you'll be edified, Mick]
>>9615465
LEAVE NASTENKA ALONE
Since this is the new Russian literature thread I would like to point out Kirilov didn't deserve it
>>9616056
Also, Petya's death was as heart-wrenching as any young child's in Dickens, if not more so.
>>9615465
White Nights Nastenka right?
Yeah I wanted her to get run over by a car.
>>9615465
Alyosha. fucking precious faggot. He almost fell in love with that creepy little underaged cripple girl.
>>9615465
i was about to write "that girl from white nights" because i didn't remember her name, then i discovered we were talking about the same cunt
>>9616940
Hahaha, I'm happy if she's happy... r-right guys?!
>>9615686
kek
>>9615619
Jesus: another literary character that needed a good death.
>>9615465
Nastinka
>there anon, ended her fucking life
What more can I do for you faggots this fine evening?
The King