>amazon 1 star review >it's too complicated and boring

>>9612790
Reviews like that should be illegal.

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A Canticle for Leibowitz

>>9612790
>nothing happens! ugh

>>9612790
This type of review single handedly disproves aesthetic and moral relativism.

>>9613005
>This story is full of words!!!
Whenever I see someone complain about lack of plot I immediately dismiss them as a pseud. It's the single biggest red flag. I remember reading one star reviews of Winesburg, Ohio the other day where this girl argued that it was boring because none of the stories related to each other and there was no plot. She apparently missed the fact that George Willard was present and played a part in nearly every story. I visibly cringed. My favorite part was when she said that it's bad because it's more like a bunch of short stories than a book. Tfw it literally is a collection of short stories.

I really have no idea why these people even read to begin with. They clearly don't like or enjoy literature.

>>9613139
But the book is literally called Something Happened.

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>negative review
>it's by a FUCKING WOMAN
>she hated the book because she hated the protagonist

>>9612790
>1 star review
>It's some kindlefaggot complaining about the formatting

>yelp one star restaurant review
>woman ass blasted because shes a fat pleb and the hot hostess looked down her nose at her
>food was great, but...

>>9614489
i've left 1-star reviews for shitty service. wrong orders and other mistakes, that kind of stuff i can forgive. but when the server is being a dick is something else. i'll leave a bad review and no tip.