Occam's Razor (TM)
>>9607694
It was invented in Western Virginia.
>>9607694
>>>reddir
Why is it teethpaste and not teethsoap?
>>9607854
You mean West Virginia? West Virginia and Western Virginia are two totally separate things.
>>9607694
rly maks u thnk
>>9608020
It was before it became a state.
>>9607892
Why is it teethsoap and not teethpolish?
>>9607694
stealing popular twitter jokes, is it?
>>9607694
Because it's not feetwear, handscream, legswarmers... either. Paste is what's being sold, 'tooth' signals what it's for.
Why do you drive on parkways and park in driveways?
you're supposed to use it on a single tooth.
How the hell have you been using it?
>>9608187
Convention. Derr. cf. Dickens in the very first paragraphs of a Christmas Carol.
Why is it "toe socks" and not "toes socks"?
>>9608161
(((polish)))
>>9608020
you know what he said
everyone here knows what he said
wtf is wrong with you
by being so pedantic your no better than reddit fedoratipper
>>9609644
Nigger this ain't 1930 all our kikes are gone
Why is it footprints and not feetprint?