*drops mic*

>>9596791
This is neither funny nor entertaining.

the fetus
destroyed its womb
yes
YES
the fetus is out

>>9596791
You know, if you change the last line to "conceiving we are not" you get a pretty clever poem.

>>9596812
*conceived
Grammar, my brainlet

>>9596816
No, that doesn't work.

>we are all born
>so beautiful
>the greatest tragedy is
>conceiving we are not

who are you?
the cab driver
said
i said
i'm rupi kaur
the poet
and he replied
sorry, don't know you
so i tweeted his picture
and bled
from my cunt
on his car

>>9596791
She's not wrong desu.

>>9596791
I'm ugly af, it's why I read so much

Now where could my fetus be?
GARFIELD!!

>>9596812
No this is a pleb idea of what makes good poetry. Le puns belong on Reddit. Also 'conceiving' doesn't refer to the interference of another person or people like 'being convinced'.

>>9596885
All your favourite poets use puns. Your last sentence is correct but I don't see it as a problem.

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>>9596846
More.

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>>9596846
(you)

>>9596798
topkek

>>9596791
We are all born so beautiful. The greatest tragedy is being convinced we are not.

>>9596791
has sjhe even seeen babies!
they're GROSS

>>9597286

But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks,
Nor made to court an amorous looking glass;
I, that am rudely stamped and want love’s majesty
I, that am curtailed of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deformed, unfinished, sent before my time
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them—
Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace,
Have no delight to pass away the time,
Unless to see my shadow in the sun
And descant on mine own deformity.

>>9596846
kek

>>9597300
True but to tell you the truth what terrifies me most is how we foam at the mouth with envy when others succeed but sigh in relief when they are failing. Our struggle to celebrate each other is what's proven most difficult in being human.

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>>9596846

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>>9596791
reminder that women have no problem accepting to befucked by this guy

>>9597513
what? isn't she friendzoning the fuck out of him?

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>>9596791
>open Paint
>Pencil tool
>Times New Roman size 12
make ur own Ruby Gloom masterpieces /lit/

>>9596791
Is this woman actually real? I see her shit posted all the time. Her "poetry" is next level garbage.

>>9597598
Not just real but tremendously successful, my friend :^)
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/sep/13/poet-rupi-kaurs-milk-and-honey-sells-more-than-half-a-million-copies

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>>9596846
B+ for the effort

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>>9596846

>>9596867
Hah! A snarky reference!
We are a community!
XD

>>9596867
Very nice

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>>9596798

the greatest tragedy
is having to
work
to buy food to eat
so I will eat my
words
if you buy
my poems
-rudel cooter

is this our equivalent of vince posting?

>>9596798
now that i'd buy

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>>9596846

But some babies are ugly

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>>9598475

>>9596798
K E K

>>9596798
i don't get it

>>9597513
who the fuck is this and why should i care?

a fuck
nigga
that's that shit
i don't like
a snitch
nigga
that's that shit
i don't like
nah

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>>9598571

>>9598441
Varg/10