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How did Wishbone have the time to read voluminous tomes like the Hunchaback of Notre Dame and Don Quixote with the short lifespan of a dog? Even assuming a fairly generous pace of 200 words a minute, reading the Odyssey for example would take him weeks. He would have been dead by the time he finished reading all the books he claimed to have read.
Also, what would Wishbone adaptation of Infinite Jest look like?
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>>9593122
holy shit dude i almost forgot about wishbone,
thanks for reigniting something from my childhood that i didnt even know was real or not anymore
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>>9593122
I read 300 wpm with my pea sized brain, I'm sure he could do 500
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>>9593122
dogs read seven times faster too, doofus. also, wishbone had taste and discernment; he wouldn't bother with your DFW bullshit.
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>>9593277
>wishbone had taste and discernment
The why did he read Pride and Prejudice?
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>>9593300
bonnets are the schiznit and you know that that's worth condensing austen.
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>>9593300
Because he thought it was full of bitches
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underrated thread
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just like charlie brown managed to read war and peace in a single night
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>>9593461
charlie brown was a slave monger too so tolstoi resonates well. i don't think you could get a woman more russian than lucy. wishbone would have appreciated snoopy was the star of the show and that it was his dancing in the snow was bringing back people time after time not charlie brown's existentially unaware monologues.
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How do you know he read them in this lifetime? Maybe Wishbone is a reincarnated author.
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Wishbone helped create the pseud phenomenon.
>"Oh yea I read Ivanhoe"
>mental image of a Jack Russel terrier in chainmail
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>>9594409
I don't recall wishbone encouraging bad behavior. If anything he was a positive example to Joe.
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>>9594197
kek i've got to watch this episode so that happens
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>>9594579
What if Wishbone is Joe's Dad, reincarnated? Joe's dad died of a rare blood disease when he was just a kid.
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>>9594652
what if Joe is stolen from a Flann O'Brien novel, and the dog is in homage to Dylan Thomas' Portrait of the Artist as a Young Dog? is wishbone the greatest postmodernist novel of our time?
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>>9593122
Dogs read seven times faster then the average human.
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