>snarky first-person narrator

>ironic frog post

>>9586730
>green text referring to an above post

>>9586751
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>>9586725
I agree with your post if it's a YA novel or something like that.

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>FEMALE first person narrator
>describes everyone's outfits
>rambles on which male character is attractive
>only has female friends (multicultural)
>asexual nerdy beta for tech support
>patriarchy and feminism in casual undertone

>>9587071
Almost how War and Peace began.

Is first person plebeian? Is third person the only acceptable person?

>>9587071
>FEMALE first person narrator
>describes everyone's outfits
These are fine. No reason to be too realistic about things.

>>9588676
second person past participle omniscient desu

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>>9586725
>horror novel
>reading a tense scene
>turn the page
>its a large spider
>in a hollowed out cavity disguised to look like the rest of the book

>>9588794
is there any fiction that is actually written like this..?

>>9589030
Yes.

>>9589058
...can you provide an example

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>>9589030

>>9589068
Suicide by Edounard Leve, duh

>>9589083
>>9589075
I have admittedly never read it.
on the list now though, thanks guys.

>>9589068
The Island of Doctor Death and Other Stories

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>3rd person omnipresent and omniscient narrator
>is opinionated and preachy

I like that as long as it's actually funny and not cringy "lol guys amirite wink wink nod nod" type metahumor.

>You're probably wondering

>>9589432
The Satanic Verses did that pretty well tbqh

>I don't care if you believe me, but all of this really happened.

>>9588811
fucking kek

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>>9589075
People Only Love.

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>protagonist is an author