Whoa.....

Sheeeeit.

>>9585736
Kill yourself

>>9585736
I actually like this one. Calling it women of colour is pretty tumblr, but it's not bad

made me think

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>>9585736

I genuinely believe people on this website should read milk & honey before they continue to shitpost about how bad Rupi is. Some of her things are good shit.

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>>9585969

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>>9585972

>>9585969
It's just
badly formatted
prose

>>9585969
Fuck you

>>9585969
>pic not related

>>9585969
Kids in Africa could've eaten that hope.

>>9585969

>replenish
>rejuvenate

haha

are you ready
for the
ruffneck bass

- rupi kaur

responsibility's cool
but
there's more
things
in life

like getting
your dick
rode
all fucking night

i am a hack
that panders
support me on patreon
pls

>>9585969
if this was supposed to convince me that her poems are anything else but the usual garbage, then you've failed utterly

my
name
is
skrillex

>>9585969
kek

>>9585977
is this fake?

>>9586126
this post is art

>>9586173
it's a John Green quote made into a Kaur poem, so yes

I wash
And wax
My car

It shines

Pack it up
Pack it in
Let me
Begin

>>9586196
the shitty flow gave it away. I assumed it was some bastardized pop song.

>>9586175

this post is art

towers crumble
steel ignites
jews
did 9/11

>>9586175

this post is art not

wtf
I hate
poetry
now

my
name a
borat

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your mother murdered
your father jailed
your friends deserted

for you a secret I have to give
The face of your tormentor
is the same as mine

>>9585736
niggers think they're deep.

>>9585969
so much fucking bait.
This is bad even by bad poetry standards.

>>9586081
yo skrill
drop
it hard

- rupi kaur

>>9586236
shes not black shes a pajeet/Curry

>>9585969
Amidst anxiety and stress, oppression and protests, I surrender every evening to replenish and rejuvenate. My main dish is hope; I drink the future; and for dessert, I'm having love with a hint of you.

>>9586248
...Sounds like a nigger to me.

I don't mind
people liking her
passing thoughts but
it worries me
they call it
poetry

Here i sit broken-hearted,
tried to shit but only farted

>>9585969
so she is saying that while shit is going down outside her window she sits on her ass because she can't handle it, when you come home she will fuck you with a hint of love, only a hint because she is a self absorbed ho

>>9586248
most curry are darker than US blacks

sounds
like a nigger
to me

>>9585972
this one gives
me
the weirdest
boner

>>9586179
I like this

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>>9585736

I actually really like this, all memes and psueds aside

The women of color bullshit at the end is dumb, but the poem itself is beautiful

>>9586305
sounds like bullshit I would see tattooed on some white trash

>>9586179

spat out some tisane

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>>9585969
hallmark card tier

>>9585977
Oh what the fuck

>get moderately high
>type out poorly constructed thought
>hit enter after every few words
>suddenly I'm a poet

>>9585969
beautiful sonnet
wow

>>9586344
will he die?

>>9586396
four you
less than three

>>9586403
What of the dog and the masketeers
has he said anything

Have we begun the ignition
who knows

punishment
fits the crime
nothing beats
mutiliation
humiliation's a
disease
nothing beats
humiliation
nothing beats them like
a cop
with a
club
nothing beats
their heads
like cop
in jail
- rupi kour

>>9586092
by the type of
girl that knows how to keep
her shit
tight
legs in the air
looking like
they feel nice

volcano pussy
melt your Peter
like ice

>>9586179
Sam hyde tedx talk?

Uh, I am not
a fraud, YM,
I'm
the God
They don't
make 'em like
me
no more,
man,
I'm a dinosaur
Blunts
be tight as
biker shorts,
twisted
like some handlebars
Lil' Tune out
a cartoon
or Avatar
I just
looked in the mirror like,
"All right, all right, all right"
I would let that little leaguer right there fuck my wife,
word

>>9586411
Dear Marni, I am so sorry
Can you forgive me for this

Not the Debt Doctor with the hungry scalpel
Here's my prognosis
they won't live

he's the Street Physician
Carving flesh sculptures
he will pain your ass like a Rembrandt

They better start praying when they see him coming
Cause tonight it's curtains
He is the Night Surgeon!

he sees his knife
See it glide
See it slice

Hope you have my money
Or it's "Bon Voyagee!"

and then went down to the ship
set keel to breakers forth on the godly sea and
we set up mast and sail on that swart ship
bore sheep aboard her and our bodies also
heavy with weeping, so winds from sternward
bore us out onward with bellying canvas
circe’s this craft the trim-coifed goddess.
then sat we amidships wind jamming the tiller
thus with stretched sail we went over sea till day’s end.
sun to his slumber, shadows over all the ocean
came we then to the bounds of deepest water
to the kimmerian lands, and peopled cities
covered with close-webbed mist unpierced ever
with glitter of sun-rays
nor with stars stretched, nor looking back from heaven
swartest night stretched over wretched men there.

experience - rupi kaur

come
holy spirit
bending
or not bending
the grasses
appearing
or not
above our heads
in a tongue
of flame
at hay harvest
or when they
plow
in the orchards
or when snow
covers
crippled firs
in the sierra nevada

i am only a woman
i need
visible signs
many times i
asked
you know it well
that the statue
in church
lift its hand
just once
only
once
for me

but i understand
that signs
must be
human
therefore call one woman
anywhere on earth
not me
after all
i have some dignity
and allow me
when i look at her
to marvel
at you

>>9585736
this one's good. i don't like the pretentious formatting though.

>>9585736
This is john green tier

>>9585972
At least this one rhymes

>>9586480
More fucking roopi bullshit. She must be stopped.

1. Go to tumblr. Search for poetry blogs. Steal the aesthetics of one to make your own.
2. Reblog a shitload of random poems, make it look authentic.
3. Post /lit/'s fake rupee cower poems, make sure her name is tagged in them
Use the "post this later" function to make the account look like it's active over a long period of time, not all made in one day if you can be bothered.
4. ???
5. Jerk off to little anime girls

>>9585969

>with a hint of

>for you

>>9586410


the time for
worry
is not now

that comes later

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>>9586179
this is the best

>>9585977
This is some next level shit here. Well done.

>>9585977
>rain men

>>9585736
>>9586305
>Tit Sweat and Why I Can't Wait to Take My Bra Off: a Novel

>>9586305
is the second pic charls carroll?? wtf

>>9586608
Made me kek more than it should have.

>>9586411
i bet larkin reads rupi

>>9586697
>Hello Sir, do you have a cigarette?

>>9585736
The line breaks always make me read her poems in William Shatner's voice. Very interruptive imo but hey maybe it's intentional

>>9585736
rupi kaur
is a
meme
who thinks
he is
a black woman
but just
another
poo in the loo.

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>>9586344
You're a big poet

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just """"bought"""" the pdf, pic related is why she created this magnum opus

so deep

>>9586744
the line breaks
always make me
read her
poems

in William Shatner's
voice.

Very interruptive imo
but hey
maybe it's
intentional

>>9586049
underrated

My little brother's english teacher is making his class study Rupi Kaur

>>9586305
I will admit as a sentence it's not bad: "Our backs tell stories no books have the spine to carry." The shitty part is she splits it up to make it a single "free-verse poem", as if it were so worthy in itself when Nabokov and Joyce at their best write pages where every sentence is of that quality.

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Women are directly adapted to act as the nurses and educators of our early childhood, for the simple reason that they themselves are childish, foolish, and short-sighted — in a word, are big children all their lives, something intermediate between the child and the man, who is a man in the strict sense of the word.

>>9586049
10/10 bretty good

>>9585736
By pandering
Syllables
You are not an artist
Or a poet.
You are just deconstructing
Speech
Bitch.

>>9585972
Literally the only tolerable poem of hers I've seen, and even this one would sound much better if she had said "like an easel and canvas" instead of "with a". Just my opinion anyway.

>>9585977
Why isn't there any punctuation or anything between "rain" and "men"?

urine is
yellow
but I am
not white
buy my book
you racist

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>what did she mean by this?

it seems like she's saying women are born to stay out of the way

isn't that sexist? shouldn't she be against that?

>>9585972
Lewd

but not as shit as the other stuff I've seen from her

It seems today
That all you see
Is violence
In movies
And sex on tv
But where are those
Good old fashioned values
On which
We used to rely?

>>9588070
It's pretty obviously talking about self-worth. All it's saying is convincing yourself you're not a waste of space is difficult--like trying to write with your other hand.

Really bad fucking poem.

>>9585736
no one's more oppressed than upper middle class 3rd generation indian women.

>>9588211
straight white man detected

been spending
Most
of life
living in
a gangsters
Paradise

-roopi kawr

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>>9585736
>i call this poem "ode by a shitlord"

>>9588740
whoa...

>>9588740

Gorgeously poetic words, thank you anon

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It is very liberating to open your mouth and show everyone your half chewed food mush.

>>9589003
This has to be parody... right?

>>9588997
wtf does this mean?
casual sex and superficial relationships are championed all around, then this implies the opposite

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This is Honey

>>9585977
>if people were rain men would be drizzle and women a hurricane

Wasn't this written by John Green? I've read this quote before, I swear.

>>9586574
Nice, don't have to do steps 1 through 4 because I'm already on step 5

>>9587489
Imagine a pause before the "with a", and I think her choice of words makes sense.

I got an MFA in creative writing. I've seen some shit.

This is typical MFA stuff. It's degenerate broads talking about cunts in free verse. Usually, they're aggrieved minorities as well.

>>9588818
>anon
Don't de-gender me you monster.

>>9586684
this made me laugh way too hard

>>9585969
with a hint of (you)

stop bumping this shit

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>>9586684
>>9587933

>>9589541
Really makes you think like a woman does

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>>9585736

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I've said it before, but rupi kaur is literally Chris (Simpsons Artist) but worse in every respect

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>>9589589
he understands our plight

>>9585736
This is actually a good one. But knowing she hasn't done any hard work in her life, it's kind of gay

>>9586081
i got
women of colour
in the living room
getting it on

and they are
not
leaving until
six in the morning

six in the morning - rupi kaur

just
fuck
my
shit
up

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>>9585736

Very nice >>9586225

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i like this one

>>9590054
kek

>>9586179
fake rupi kaur is the best

>>9589541
I genuinely like this one. Except for the penis maybe.

Reading these reminds me of having a shit conversation with somebody who can't look beyond themselves.

>>9589541
>comprehendible the situational
holy shit it's been years since I've seen that.
I thought that was the funniest thing when I was like 18

>>9588740
>no
>NO
I miss nael already

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>>9585969
>i

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>>9586435
2070 paradigm shift

>>9585736
I have really bad bacne

it seems like if this roastie just stopped letting dozens of chads fuck her all the time literally all the problems she complains about would be gone.

>>9588605
>speaking in memes

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>>9585977
Either this is fake or she literally stole that from John Fucking Green. You know you're a bad poet when you're stealing lines from a non-poet.

>>9591766
it's obviously fake

>>9586210
>shitty flow gave it away
All of her poems have shitty flow

You can put "whoa" and "made me think" at the end of pretty much any poem, especially short poems, to mock them.

It's true doe.

>>9586297
kek

>>9586049
Kek

>>9590060
This one falls kind of flat.

>>9589102
You can almost picture the quote next to the nigga's shot.

i wish
someone
would pay me
money
to
write
bad prose
like this

i carry
the phallus
made from various
animal skins

>>9592785
nice