wyd lit?

>>9580825
>Perfectly circles the word 'cancer'

Hell yes I would

autism

>>9580827
Kek. Why didn't he cut one more page? he'd already trashed the book

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>>9580829
Not quite.

>A 27-year-old Chinese man declared his affections by solving 840 Rubik's cubes and using them to create a giant portrait of his dream girl -- a next-door neighbor.
>But, alas, she said no.
>"I simply wanted to surprise her and tell her I like her ... but I was rejected," Tong Aonan, a mechanic from the northern Chinese city of Shenyang, told CNN.
>When asked how he was feeling he said: "I'm not giving it too much thought."
>Tong said he spent two months planning the 2.1-meter high and 1.4-meter wide mosaic. He drafted a design on Photoshop and then spent $460 on 840 Rubik's cubes that were delivered to his apartment.

>>9580837
Looks pretty sick desu

>>9580837
Of course he rejected him with that shitty resolution. It makes her look like any of half a billion people's next door neighbour. Something like 1440x720 I believe is the minimum acceptable these days.

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>>9580837

>>When asked how he was feeling he said: "I'm not giving it too much thought."

Kek sure you didn't, Chang. But I feel solidarity in shared autism with him.

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>>9580873

>>9580831

>implying it wasn't always trash

>>9580952
marriage is trash for normies

>>9580955

>not marrying your 2d waifu

That's very disrespectful, baka

>>9580955
why does everyone say this i am young and just do not understand?

>>9580957
2d waifu is fantasy for basement dwellers.

>>9580960

Because they're insecure virgins tbqh. It's an excuse to not try to find a good woman.

>>9580960
Are you young?

>>9580960

Fedoras will meme you into thinking le tradition is more important than the risk involved but most of them will be bitterly dealing with divorces of their own in the future as well.

It's the women who no longer care about tradition. That is the real issue they can't accept. Fedoras can rage at other guys for not backing marriage all they want but many of those women are still going to play them regardless.

>>9580968

>angry traditionalist larper who posts on the internet a lot
>not eventually dealing with a divorce of his own in the future

Yeah okay lmao.

>>9580972

Yeah, of course if you're retarded and marry some promiscuous gold-digger who is significantly more attractive than yourself you'll get played.

>>9580825
>I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things.
Fucking terrible, I've never actually read anything from this before.

>>9580979

I'm sorry it didn't work out for you, anon. At least your beta genes won't be a problem for future generations.

>>9580980

>it's only the bimbo gold-diggers who play you, not average everyday housewives too

Bless your heart.

>>9580984
>women determine gene value

>>9580987
>>9580990

Of course your trashy girlfriend cheated on you - it's because you are a low-t beta, though. Just because you're unsuccessful, that doesn't mean others have to be.

>>9580984

Don't talk big game to random guys about the future prospects of your married life. It conveys uncertainty and unease.

>>9581003

Listen to Mr. Wise Old Man here, I'm sure he's made great and completely non-retarded life decisions.

>>9580990
>What is a market economy

>>9580999
see
>>9581003

Larp all you want; you're fuckin petrified.

>>9581009

lmao samefagging doesn't make your point any lass pathetic, manlet

>>9581005

>guy who wastes time on 4chan trying to talk shit about poor life decisions

More denial from the Denial Gang.

>>9581003
>>9581005
You guys get that he's responding to
>marriage is trash for normies
You can call that out without being insecure

>>9581011

I linked to a previous post. That isn't a samefag, Reddit.

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>>9580999
Who are you even replying to?

>>9581014

We are having a good shit flinging session and you are ruining it.

>>9581007
Is market a... girl?

>>9581020

>pretending to not understand how 4chan works will make people think I'm not samefagging

>>9581029

You were just fuckin wrong, dumbshit. If you simply link to a post that doesn't make it a samefag.

>>9581028

Males and females are simultaneously commodities and market actors. They attempt to maximize the value of the commodities in their possession, by exchange if necessary. Protectionism, border patrols, and high exchange rates are therefore the answer.

>>9581032

Posting in a similar style and opinion is usually a sign of samefagging, but your post delays is what gave it away here.

>>9581033
It seems you are still spooked by identity politics, friend.

>>9581034

>actual fucking autism

I linked to it because it would've been redundant to type a similar post out to respond to that later post.

That isn't samefagging fuckin newfag.

>>9581041

>actually retarded

You do know that people can actually tell that you haven't been on a serious board for more than a few weeks, right?

>>9581042

>subtle ragebait attempts now

No dice, you rank amateur.

>>9581043

All right, I actually can't tell if you're baiting or not, good job though

>>9581044

(You) suck at this.

>>9581049

It's shitposting even if it's ironic senpai

>>9581055

Dope dubs brah.

>>9580831
>implying owners of nicholas sparks novels can read

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You guys post too much.

Wow THATS John Green? What shitty, chucked garbage. Made me cringe.

>>9580827
That's hilarious.

>>9580984
>You have to be married to have children
wew lad

>>9580825
>new sincerity.jpg

>>9580837
I'm sure the millennial-old tradition of mosaics would have been a hell of lot more satisfying (and cheaper) than a bunch of fucking rubic's cubes.

plus a lot more cred being a craftsman than a mechanic, who knows.

>>9581326
Very bad post.

>>9581729
autist

>>9580837
I get this weird feeling that he never really spoke to her before he showed up at her door with this fuckin' thing.

>>9580825
>fuck up a perfectly fine book for stupid romance shit

Dump that cunt

>>9582169
>perfectly fine book
It's John Green who gives a shit

>>9582169
I kno rite?
>not buying an actual, vintage smuggling bible off of ebay
fucking weak.

>>9580825
She destroyed a John Green book, so I'd have to say no

>>9580825
i would get really happy at first. then i would realize that i know no women anywhere near my age and that this is probably for someone because i bought my book on amazon. then i would get really sad partially because nobody loves me and partially because someone either turned down this beautiful gesture and sold the book ring and all or didn't even notice it

>>9584522
just realized it is a john green book.i would probably wonder why i was reading a john green book

>>9580825
>JOHN FUCKING GREEN
>JOHN
>FUCKING GREEN
Guarantee you that girl marries you just because she's in her 20s and all her friends are doing it, then dumps you for a brown guy, because she settled down too quickly, don't get to ride the cock carousel so she does it in her late 30s. Oh, and you are a beta.

Oh, and she also ends up taking all your money.

>>9584522
kek
>>9584524
double kek

>>9584527
>dumps you for a brown guy

lolwut

it looks like something DFW would do to get some audience pussy