Plato Augustine Aquinas Scotus Descartes Locke Spinoza Hume

half those were gay

>>9579048
so logicaly taking dick makes you smart

>>9579048
so?

>>9579048
wtf im gay now

>>9579040
Descartes had an illegitimate daughter and if you'd read his correspondence with the Norwegian princess or whatever it's pretty clear he's desperately enamored with her

>>9579073
and this makes him not a bachelor somehow?

retard

>>9579048
your gay.

>>9579079
You said women hold men back, did you mean to say marriage?

>some philosophers are bachelors
>philosophers achieve much;
>therefore, some bachelors achieve much
Nice logic faggot

Hegel was definitely married at some point.

>>9579106
>Hegel married Marie Helena Susanna von Tucher (1791–1855), the eldest daughter of a Senator, in 1811. This period saw the publication of his second major work, the Science of Logic (Wissenschaft der Logik; 3 vols., 1812, 1813, 1816), and the birth of his two legitimate sons, Karl Friedrich Wilhelm (1813–1901) and Immanuel Thomas Christian (1814–1891).

>>9579090
>some

those are the men who have contributed the most to the field

>>9579048
Wittgenstein and Plato.
Sue, they were also the best of the list, but they aren't half.

>>9579040

Hegel married and he is arguably the most relevant to our contemporary philosophy. Men hold men back, by being overly infatuated with the Jezebels, married or not.

>>9579110
You're missing the point

>>9579051
>>9579051
>taking dick makes you smart
yep, ever read aliester crowley?

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>“If that is your view, Socrates,” asked Antisthenes, “how does it come that you don't practise what you preach by yourself educating Xanthippe, but live with a wife who is the hardest to get along with of all the women there are—yes, or all that ever were, I suspect, or ever will be?”
>“Because,” he replied, “I observe that men who wish to become expert horsemen do not get the most docile horses but rather those that are high-mettled, believing that if they can manage this kind, they will easily handle any other. My course is similar. Mankind at large is what I wish to deal and associate with; and so I have got her, well assured that if I can endure her, I shall have no difficulty in my relations with all the rest of human kind.”

MGTOW BTFO

>Plato
Gay
>Augustine
Catholic, got plenty of strange though
>Aquinas
Catholic, autistic
>Scotus
Catholic
>Descartes
Beta
>Locke
Autistic
>Spinoza
Autistic
>Hume
Ladykiller
>Kant
Autistic
>Hegel
Was married
>Wittgenstein
Gay, autistic

You missed two actually good examples: Kierk and Nietzsche. All I've gotten from this list is that you need to be catholic, gay and autistic to do philosophy

Augustine had a son retard

y-yeah, so glad we get no attention from women guys!