>tfw newly blossomed literary genius but I know that my high

shutup tysonposter

They'll have to be silenced.

>>9566201
id worry more about your e-presence

>>9566201
tired: do nothing, wring your hands in agony like a worm
wired: bribe them into silence with a small portion of your immense publishing advances
inspired: bribe them into silence with dick pics and dick pics only

>>9566201
OP I'm going to give you the solution to rise over cringe feelings, if you succeed at this you will no longer be constrained by feelings of shame.
What you need to do is take a picture of yourself pulling your ass cheeks wide open to expose your butthole and upload that as your profile picture on facebook, points if its a gif of you pooping

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>>9566214
Kek

>>9566201
>what's a pseudonym?
also, why would care about what happens after you're dead?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rtu1Va-dnM

>my warcraft erotic fan fictions can never be retracted
>my old forum posts on derelict accounts cannot be retracted
>4chan posts are going to be de-anonymized with neural networks and publicly attributed within my lifetime

we've had our fun lads

>>9566256
tfw

>>9566256
>4chan posts are going to be deanonymized
w-what?

>>9566395
Come on anon, its bound to happen

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>>9566256
You mean you haven't been deliberately altering your writing style, typing habits and posting schedule when browsing on your dedicated shitposting laptop and 4chan proxy over the past 8 years?

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>>9566256
>tfw used to be a prolific fanfiction writer
>tfw deleted the most recent two accounts but i can't remember the name of my first one, much less its password
>tfw this means those stories will always be out there
>wrote first one when i was 11 years old
>pretty sure it included harry violently "rapping" mcgonnagall
the knowledge that it is still out there gives me insomnia sometimes

>>9566613
find them and report them enough to get them banned