Really makes one ponder

>>9561461

>Pynchon writes a literal shit scene
>it's considered a masterpiece
>GRRM writes a literal shit scene
>it's considered commercial garbage for the masses

What did literary scholars mean by this?

why have i not read this yet

>>9561477
Because Pynchon can actually write

>>9561477
eating turd is not as common as having diarrhea

>>9561510

What does that actually mean?

>>9561477
>Shakespeare writes a romance
>it's considered a masterpiece
>John Green writes a romance
>it's considered commercial garbage for the masses

woah... o_0

Really activates the almonds.

>The Brigadier comes quickly. The rich smell of semen fills the room like

Man, do I feel abnormal and inadequate. There is barely any odor to my cum at all. I suppose it would have a very slight scent if I were to place it an inch below your nostrils for a big whiff. but no rich smell, certainly no aroma that could fill a room. And I'm only finding out now that this is not normal? Oh, the shame of it. All these years of pornography for my eyes, never once giving thought to my nose. What about the nose of a potential ladyfriend? Were a real woman to be in the room and discover me unable to fill the room with rich spunky tones.

I mean my three month old socks, encrusted by my daily ejaculate have a slightly pungent fragrance, but even those are not "room filling." God, I'm ashamed. I have to collect socks. I have to stockpile them. Secure them in a box next to bed and surreptitiously open the lid upon orgasm to give her the scent she needs.

>>9561685
Really makes you think

>>9561461
I can't believe people read this garbage.

>>9561758
I smell my cum every time even though the smell absolutely disgusts me. I feel a big twinge of pride every time it does not make me gag.

>>9561461

Not De Sade, but an incredible simulation!

>>9562714
> I feel a big twinge of pride every time it does not make me gag.
I cum on my stomach, let it congeal and thicken slightly, then scoop it up with two fingers and eat it.