Why is he so perfect?

Fuck off Cliff

his hymen is fully intact

>>9556805
The 40 year old melting goblin face man anons grandad Eustace

>>9556805
When I watch his videos I feel like I have friends.

>>9557221
Your friends are fags

>>9556805
who the god damn fuck is this?

>>9557235
I don't have any friends

The reviews are pretty surface level and he comes across as dramatic.
But I would still let him have my boipucci.

dude gets shitfaced and talks to a camera for 20 minutes out of which no more than 3 minutes contain anything substantial.

>>9557123
He's only 28

When the fuck is he going to review Gravity's Rainbow? Did he give up on reading it? He Tweeted that he was reading it like two months ago now. It seems like he starts a 500+ page novel then drops it only to review a novella.

I like his book kino but he needs to start reviewing actual books, not short stories.

>>9558923
GhahajahajHJHJJJJHhahahahahahaha *inhales *hahhahahahaah

>>9556805
His reviews never contain any insight, you're infinitely better off just reading the plot summary on Wikipedia.