Yo, /lit/izens, I have an idea. Buy my book, you fuckmen.

https://www.amazon.com/Francis-Drizzlecock-Adventure-Gay-Manns-Gigglers/dp/1542621232/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1495755114&sr=8-1-fkmr0&keywords=popefrancis+drizzlecock

consume it

Where can i pirate the ebook?

>>9553596
wtf piracy is wrong i bought all of my software why do you ask get out no you have the wrong address

>>9553580

Again, the amount of asshurt that prompted someone to make this image is absolutely hilarious

>assblasted CE internet catholics still upset that their leader is a legitimate Christian

>>9553580
>not Kneel Gay Man
missed a trick desu

>>9553712
Well I'd be mad too if I was catholic and the pope decided to leave catholicism and join christianity instead1

>>9553712
hey fuck u guy, i love my poperino, which is why his quest to oversee the a construction squad of 88 butt-builders with a zoning permit for love was my passion

also liberation theology trumps your normie catholicism

this is now a thread about liberation theology, christian socialism, jesuit egalitarianism and also buying my fucking book you fuckboys

>>9553712
>promoting abortion is legitimate Christianity
I still respect him as our pope, but I'm not a huge fan of him.

>>9553742
That would've been too obscure of a reference to Neil Gaiman for most to pick up on.

>>9553766
whatever

still ain't getting absolution

>>9553838
What does the bible even say about abortion?

>>9553742
everybody says that

>>9553846
For you created my inmost being; you knit me together in my mother’s womb. I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well. My frame was not hidden from you when I was made in the secret place, when I was woven together in the depths of the earth.Your eyes saw my unformed body; all the days ordained for me were written in your book before one of them came to be. Psalm 139:13-16

Aborting a child is killing gods creation. It is murder.

>>9553864
This doesn't comment on whether the unformed being is alive or has a soul. Which they don't

File: butthole2.jpg (383KB, 717x960px) Image search: [Google]

383KB, 717x960px

Okay, maybe this isn't the crowd for the Pope Francis timeless romance, so what about science fiction?

>>9553876
This is very crass and not cute. Reddit would maybe like it.

you know you want it. It has a fucking pterodactyl wearing mfking JNCOs

https://www.amazon.com/Journey-Center-Butthole-Gay-Manns-Gigglers-ebook/dp/B00YC96YIW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1495759520&sr=8-1&keywords=journey+to+the+center+of+my+butthole

>>9553882
"You're not cute" - Your Mother, c. when you were born

>>9553874
>all of the days ordained for me were written in your book before one of them came to be.

It does though. This implies that the soul has already been determined before the body is formed.

>>9553580

bite me captcha, there's no vehicles in that pic, why are you starting me over

>>9553888
I don't go selling myself

>>9553890
get out of my head

>>9553889
who the fuck cares, you cafeteria catholic scum, all sins but denial/unfaith and suicide can be forgiven. what, you want a thousand hail marys for every abortion?

>>9553898
i wouldn't buy u anyways,you greasy fencepost.

>>9553906
>You want a thousand hail Mary's for every abortion?
Yeah sure.

The real problem is that pro-choice just makes it easier for people to be irresponsible children. If you don't want to have a baby, don't have sex. It's that simple. You can go through as many mental gymnastics as you want to make it seem okay that you murdered an unborn child, but that still doesn't make it alright.

>>9553917
yeah, well, you probs support fucking wars you fuckman. go to mass.

>>9553917
It takes mental gymnastics to call it any more an unborn child than the millions of sperm cells you kill by just being alive

Reading about how Pope Francis tried to fuck the Steelers but found true love in the process is much less dumb than arguing about theologically-informed ethics on a thread about gay Pope Francis

>>9553889
Then this means their death was foreordained, as well.

Read

>we are really mad about this situation that we alone are responsible for and are quite angry that we can not outright harm or threaten you so we just bluff threaten you and use wealth to attempt to demoralize you but we know it's not working please stop please quit we have no legal recourse to stop you so we try and threaten and demoralize you when will it work?? Please stop please quit u r making us look rly bad

>oh yeah also kill your self

How's that blueberry dessert boys?

>>9554071

The undeniable truth. Later.

>>9553846
Do NOT kill/ murder

It's literally one of the Ten Commandments.

Is it human?
Are you going to snuff out its life, stop it from being to be?

Then I got some bad news, friend....

>>9553936
Milk and egg make an omelette
Milk's not an omelette, and neither is an egg.
Combined - yes.
Same for sperm and eggs, and the human once the two combines. Sperm is not a human, and neither is an egg.
Killing humans deliberately is murder unless God himself ordains it (most wars of Israel, and I think the first crusade etc).

>>9553864
You are most blessed, anon, I have a feeling the lord smiles at your courage today!

>>9553930
Do not accuse him of things you do not know of, and neither should you swear profanity - they both reveal the evil in your heart.
I shall pray for you anon.

>>9553580
Pray to the lord to rest your uneasy mind, dearly beloved. No one with lewdity in their souls shall enter the kingdom of God, and you are an athiest, perchance, then Id suggest going to your nearest Catholic Church and pray before a statue of Jesus and he will make himself known to you.

For all Catholics here, please remember to attend the First Friday Devotions - attend mass on the first Friday of nine consecutive months and you'll be with Jesus even unto the end. Guarantee it!

>>9554576
Whoops *IF* to the OP there on the atheism. Sorry I mistyped. I don't know if you are, but IF you are - my advice is always open, (it's open regardless, lol)

Hail to the Risen Lord!!!
And Peace to people of Good will!!!
Hosanna in the highest!!!!!