Whomst is the James Joyce of women's literature?

>>9540042
Virginia Woolf

>>9540042
There isn't one. The closest thing to a female James Joyce is Virginia Woolf

>>9540042
That image made me visibly cringe. When Rowling passes the only thing I will think of is how she never again found any success with writing after Harry Potter ended.

The other people in this thread are right, though. Virginia Woolf is as close a female counterpart you can get to James Joyce.

>>9540046
>>9540047
>>9540055
Is she worth my time?

>>9540046

Now I understand why I didn't like reading her.

>>9540068
She is worth everyone's time.

>>9540068
Woolfs works are some of the greatest in the english language. She has multiple masterpieces, so they are definitely worth the time. The Waves will make you cry many times.

>>9540092
What should I start with?
>>9540098
I seriously doubt a woman has written multiple masterpieces, unless you consider crap like Harry Potter a masterpiece. Even Joyce has only ever written one, in fact the only writer I know of whomst has written multiple masterpieces is Shakespeare, and you should refrain from comparing him to a woman lest you seek to embarrass yourself. I also don't think a book can make me cry... especially written by a woman. Maybe you have too much estrogen in you, since there are no girls on the internet.

>>9540114
>What should I start with?

To The Lighthouse.

>>9540114
I finally have proof actual autists browse this place-

>>9540150
Ok, I'll make a thread with my thoughts on it when I finish it. Is it long? If it's short (<300 pages) I may post a review of it tonight.
>>9540157
Why? Because I don't cry at ink on paper? Wanna know how I know you're a virgin?

>>9540171
>Wanna know how I know you're a virgin?

please continue

>>9540171
My edition is around ~200 pages with larger-than-normal font.

J. K. Rowling

>>9540173
It's because you cannot control your emotions; your projection of your autism onto me, a curious vagabond with a thirst for literature written by the alternative sex, only solidifies your insecurity in the minds of the thousands that will read your posts. If I were you, I would delete them out of shame.

>>9540114
If you really think that I honestly suggest you skip To the Lighthouse, go straight into A Room of One's Own and then come back to us with your feedback, please.

>>9540186
ahahahaha

>>9540042
>>9540055
I want "Do The Hippogriff" to be blasted at her funeral as part of a live performance, they all deserve it.

>>9540114
>Even Joyce has only ever written one,
o im laffing

What is /lit/'s special offering to Mommy Rowling going to be when she slips and falls in the shower?

>>9540252
... what's the other? You think Portrait of the Artist as a young man is a masterpiece? Bro, please go back to r/books

>>9540283
Finnegans Wake is a hilarious and beautiful masterpiece that is overlooked because of the "it's just gibberish" meme. You can spend three months on 60 pages (like I did) and still have the most fun reading you've ever had.

>>9540114

>What should I start with?

fucking killing yourself it sounds like

>>9540186

yehaha buddy i got your curious vagabond right HERE (grabs crotch)

>>9540315
Alternative sex detected.
>>9540321
t. Trump

>>9540327

all sex is alternative for you, you fucking incel rube

>>9540186
now this is why I come to lit

>>9540042
This pic related represents the cringe genre.

>>9540046
Dude, to the lighthouse is just a collection of gossip. It's almost like reading Wilde but at least he is amazing.

>>9540645
>Dude
Stopped reading there

>>9540042
agatha christie

>>9540649
Greentext
Stopped reading there

>>9540652
>>>9540649 (You)
Stopped reading there

>>9540655
Still greentext

>>9540042
Woolf, obviously.
Do you even read?

>>9540283
Dubliners tho

>>9540283
So I'm guessing you're the one behind all the nonsensical Portrait threads that replies to every post

>>9540042
I like how degeneracy of phone posters is backed up by their degraded images

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>>9540042
Harry Potter related tumblr memes is autism in its most refined form