I'm Thomas Pynchon

>>9523723
Why was Gottfried in the rocket?

>>9523729
Because bananas and copraphagia le xD

>>9523723
Do you think David Foster Wallace's prose is vastly superior to yours, or only on an unattainable level?

Which era specifically? I'd say we are in a dark ages, at least as far as the chans go.

What was up with the confessions of Fausto majistral

>>9523729
how else is he going to get to the moon i ask you

>>9523723
Is there gonna be more pakistani childhood nostalgia

>>9523805
Pynchon would probably say that DFW is better than him. He's a humblebragging kind of guy, if the intro to slow learner is anything to go off of.

>>9523723
what does your picture say?

>>9523723
Do you love us as much as we love you?

>>9526633
I saw Thomas Pynchon at a grocery store in Manhattan yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen kazoos in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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