>he doesn't read a book twice in a row

>>9515753

No but I take hella notes.

not all people have enough time like you nerd

>>9515753
I'm not gonna waste swipes on my eReader on a book I've already read

>>9515753
I can barely read a book once in a row

>>9515753
I can barely read

>>9515753
I can't even read at all, I have an assistant to shitpost for me.

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>he rereads

>he doesn't read a book in reverse

>>9515950
>>9515761
t. Have never read an actual literature book

I've been toying around with the idea of reading books in reverse chronological order before reading them normally.

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>he doesn't read the book backwards the second time through

>He doesn't rewrite the book from memory to see if it sticked in his brain and pours boiling water into his genitals everytime he makes a mistake
I'm sterile now but at least I know my books not like you bunch of pseuds

>>9515753
You won't learn anything if you just read it twice in a row. Read a book a year later at the earliest...

>>9515753
forgive me father, I have a lot of shit to do

>He doesn't read from last to first chapter because reading for plot is for plebs

>>9515753
>He doesn't type out the book as he reads to better understand the writer's idiosyncracies

>>9516820
Your devotion is admirable.

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>not having a massive backlog of books you started reading and put down again but want to pick up later
>one of them being the 1/3 into War & Peace

>>9515753
lol at jesus's big beady eye

>>9516970
I'll give you a beady eye with my cum you swine

>>9516964

finish war and peace anon, now!

>he doesn't have an eternal rotation of literature
>dumps obvious rigmarole, keeps great works for the re-read in a month or so
>doesn't have notes from the 1st time to cross-reference with the NEW notes from the 2nd/3rd re-reading
>doesn't understand that the more well-read they become, the more they are able to understand genuine works of literature through knowing the common turns of phrase, and drab, dead conventional devices

ANNO DOMMINI 2017

>>9517129
That was like 6 years ago though. I'm not sure if I should just start over.