Yule Ball: The Thread

I choose a better book and a different thread

Moaning Myrtle.

just waiting for the pasta

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>>9510444
Congratulations, Moaning Myrtle has accepted your invitation!

The other female ghosts must be jealous!

Lovegood, Luna.

>>9510420
I don't read harry potter because I'm not a girl or homosexual

Cho, I'd destroy that asshole to oblivion. Also LITERATURE

The Asian chick

>>9510489
>Lovegood, Luna
GET OFF OF MY HP WAIFU

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>>9510507
>scottish chink
She was an enigma.

>>9510420
Harry potter, of course

bellatrix

she could get it fr

>>9510581
There;s actually loads of them over here. Glasgow has it's own chinatown

>>9510489
no, she's mine lmao u jus got btfo

>>9510500
I read it ages 9-13 like everyone else anon

Hermione
Because someone has to take one for the team

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Nobody has claimed Hermione yet. A company moved to my office building in the Summer of 2015, and since my office has a bunch of shared meeting rooms, a shared kitchen etc people from the new company would often come visit our office to print things out, make coffee, have meetings, etc. Among them was a girl who was my age and she reminded me of Hermione quite a lot. She was obviously intelligent and a little officious, but she was the cutest girl I've ever seen in person. I did some autistic research and found out both she and the majority of her co-workers were from affluent backgrounds and since I'm a poorfag with pretty shitty mental health I felt too intimidated to talk to her. For like 4 months she came to print shit out at the printer that was right by my desk but I pretended not to notice. I think she may have been interested in me but for whatever reason I fucked up and didn't show her how attracted I was to her. One night in December 2015 I had the idea to write her a letter and hand it to her quickly in passing. I posted it on here and most people said I should never contact a human female because I was so retarded. She quit her job towards the end of last year and I haven't seen her since. I feel bad whenever I think about her, so I try not to because I know it's unhealthy. She could have been my Hermionefu, and I might have been her Harry-san. Alas.

>>9510701
Nice story but get your hands away from her. >>9510682

>>9510715
Quite fitting really.

>>9510701
I remember that letter. It was legit retarded.

>>9510727
post it

>>9510719
what did he mean by this ?

>>9510727
I agree. I'm glad I didn't write it.

>>9510742
I'm glad I didn't write it either

>>9510479
literally trap harry

>>9510701
excellent post

>>9510420
>going with Draco
>claiming that delicious pure-blood boipucci

Would JK Rowling agree to some LGBT action? Maybe she can answer herself.

>>9510682
She went with the biggest sports star in the wizard world.

>>9511318
LOL she's gonna find herself a Ron

>>9510489
>tfw Luna Lovegood will never fuck my tranny pucci with a strap on

>>9510433
Hehe

List of decent HP smut:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-w-bt80EWqTHL8VdrANYU1QStEVBh87ahPiIqLHC41c/mobilebasic

If you've never read anything, start with:
>It could only happen to Harry
>Whatevee happened to Bromance?
>Parkinson's Knickers

>>9511502
The fact that you have recommendations for this is alarming, anon.

>>9511510
I have better fapping sessions to smut fiction than most porn. Sue me.

>>9510668
Nice good one faggot. At that age I was reading alpha shit like Dune and lord of the rings.

>>9511524
>Not fapping on old futanari furries with tentacles
Seems you are new to the internet.

>>9511541
>not starting with regular hentai and dickgirls, progressing to futas and weird /d/ shit, ascending to shota doujins before coming back to het fiction

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>>9511577

>>9512242
>>9512242
rofl. i read it in his voice and bust a rib laughing

>>9512258
Who doesn't love a girl with a yuge penis?

Eowyn

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>>9510727
LOL