Which gospel is your favourite?

>>9510289
The Qur'an

The protocols of the elders of Zion

Luke.

>>9510289
Mark, because it gives us what are probably the most accurate eyewitness accounts of Jesus and the events of his life. Also because it originally ended without a resurrection scene--that bs was added later, probably by another author.

Psalms

>>9510867
That one isn't a gospel I think.

>>9510289
Matthew because it's the most Jewish

Eve, because it's underground and I'm a hipster douchebag

>>9510659
>jesus
>real

jesus christ

Christcucks get fuked and die

Im trying to listen to the whole thing on tape, but i end up falling asleep in parts. Then i have to start over from gensis.

>>9510643
>>9510659
>>9511350
kys

>>9510289
John.

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>>9510659
>Also because it originally ended without a resurrection scene
You are a pseud that posts with authority after a Wikipedia skim. It "originally" ended with an empty tomb and an angel in there, the resurrection was still implied. Wew you should bleed out

matthew

mark's ending is the best by far though

>>9511583
>Wew you should bleed out
what an awkward sentence

>>9510289
John is totally the best one.

>>9510289
Can't decide between John and Luke

>>9510289
John is the best gospel.

>inb4 some edgy faggot says one of the gnostic gospels is his favorie

>>9510289
John

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>>9510289
Judas

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>>9511583
Nah, I took a NT class in college taught by a kickass Baptist minister who was a total heretic. I just like shitposting more than anything.

Mark
None of that Christmas faggotry

>>9510289
Mark. It has the lowest Christology of all the gospels. Jesus is clearly a human who only becomes divine during his adult baptism. I find this so much easier to believe than contortions of later orthodoxy that come from John, also I find it makes Jesus a much more engaging figure. We can see Jesus suffer and despair, be misunderstood in everything by everyone, and die a painful death by the plan his God (again going back to the low Christology of Mark).
While all the gospels are great I think Mark is the one that requires the least amount of Christian sympathies and is the most modern feeling.

>>9512216
>liking a Gnostic gospel is somehow different to liking the canonical gospels to a non-Christian
Spotted the Christian.

>>9511583
He said there was no resurrection scene. This is true. Whether or not is was implied is irrelevant because either way he is correct in his assertion. Also
>Frogposter
>Can't understand a simple 4chan post

I guess Luke? Matthew is too Jewy. John was written way later. Mark is quite short.

I don't really like any of them.

>>9513199
One of the dumbest posts I've read on 4chan.

>>9512331
Ure so cool lmao xD

>>9510289
John and (apocrypha) Thomas.