Vocaroo thread

One of the few poems I know from memory, mainly because it's short and mildly amusing.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gvE9MmKt2d

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HvLG45MFAU

>>9506295
Wallace Stevens is great, it's one of the things me and Maul (forgive if this sounds circle jerky) agree on even if we're politically opposed.

>>9506356
>trusting a czech pedo

>>9506408
>not being able to see past insignificant differences towards a higher cause.

someone got czucked.com

>>9506243
Inb4 it's "This Be The Verse" by Larkin

>>9506243
>>9506545
Nailed it

>>9506195
Post more

>>9506602
Possibly later when girlfriend has gone to bed or if thread is alive tomorrow I will do. Make some requests.

Not OP, but have some more Burns
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TOVLWNjqke

>>9506679
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TOVLWNjqke

Pretty decent anon. I was once asked to do it on Burns night as one of only two Scots in the room and fucked it up badly (my family never celebrated Burns night), thus my attempts to practice the bard in OP.

>>9506693
I think it's the only Burns poem I know from memory as a poem, as opposed to because I learnt it as a song. It's a good one to know at any rate.

tfw no Scottish /lit/ boyfriend to read to me ;_;

>>9506855
This is for you. No idea why so many people hate this poem:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GtK8bG9v9S

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"The worst poem of all time" (to be fair there's much worse now thanks to the internet). Couldn't get through this without losing it towards the end.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GISHnUeQSk

>>9506545
>>9506552
you obviously clicked it and then posted it idk what you were hoping to acomplish with this

reevaluate your life

>>9506937
This is lewd anon
>>9506295 mine

>>9506995
I know, poetry flirting with femanons, I'm awful

>>9506989
Christ in heaven I didn't. If you knew anything about poetry you would have made the same guess.

>>9507001
I figured someone might guess it by the description, it's one of those poems teenagers latch onto then it never leaves you as an adult.

>>9506999
Post more!

>>9507018
Morning, Thinking of Empire - Raymond Carver

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18vAmDDc0WZ

>>9507001
>short and mildly amusing.

wow really narrows it down

Some Browning
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0audLSaan1L

This is an original poem I just wrote for you guys

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yl6BglSCQx

>>9507096
English private school boy v. Scottish private school boy - who wins?

>>9507073
Are you kidding? Can you name even one short and mildly amusing poem that large numbers of people know by heart besides that one?

>>9507096
Can't even understand you and not jsut because of the mic.

>>9507131
what is "light verse" for 200, Alex.

do you know anything about poetry senpaiitachi? ironic considering >>9507001

>>9507128
Scottish without a doubt

>>9507068 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YtPLBIpzq1 I don't know how you managed to read without laughing

How pleasant to know Mr Lear.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fJfbHj3ZbR

>>9507128
I could crush you with my wallet desu

>>9507145
What I asked you for is the name of even one specific poem. Incidentally you don't know how Jeopardy works either.

>>9507185
Nice. I lost my Carver book, need to find it.

I like your little snicker after revealing she's nude.

>>9507197
Probably, that is proper toff pronunciation right there. I went to a school like that for three years, had to speak like a member of the royal family to fit in despite the school being in Scotland. Was shite.

One more for tonight, Rabbie Burns again.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cH6S16eVPH