How's your awesome novel going sweethearts?

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>>9495486

Not very well seeing as I can't write a single paragraph of fiction without coming off as pretentious, clunky, purple, and stupid.

Can you blame me if I want my prose to be different from the average stephen king dogshit?

>>9495567
not op but i think this is every writer's goal.

try practicing writing what you are trying to say rather than how you want it to look on paper, this could help find your mood and tone and to get past the drivel

>>9495486
I am reading classics and pop-lit to substitute for dropping out of school and taking it slow.

moving my words from my notes to the computer is daunting and tiring, I thought today that maybe I should just write it out, but typing is so much faster. though the novel is going nowhere sitting in my notes.

>>9495486
Finished, off to publishers for rejection. Tired of fiddling with it.

>>9495486
>tfw you thought Tom was a pretentious cunt as a kid but realize how much more preferable he is to Zuckercunt

>>9495486
I wonder how that Norwegian anon is doing.

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>>9496656
wait what was he up to again? i remember a Norsk, but I also think about kissing Aurora every day so this could be that

>>9495486
Fuck. I miss MySpace.

>>9496656
Alas, he admitted that he was trolling.

>>9497124
he was on here a little while ago saying his book had been accepted

10000 words strong. It's more exciting every single day watching it grow.

>>9497107
I know the feels senpai...

Actually Tom it's a short story.

But not very well. I'm reading instead so I'll pick up some hints on how to not be a terrible writer.

I can't help but write something great, then get stuck and think everything after a certain point is complete shit.