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I wrote a poem for Taylor Swift. Please rate
Taylor, moi belle and only one
Wherever you are no coldness can be found
Like a bluie thing in the flame - that's how hot you are
My life without you would never be complete
One thousand legos I would step on to see your smile
In my mind there will be nothing but fog
Until you walk on my face with your sweet toes
Love cannot be put into words thus I fail to express my love
If an alien where to come down from an UFO,
How would you explain love to the alien, my darling?
No love brings us all to destruction,
That is how dinosaurs died, you know.
Yadda Yadda Yadda, Yaddaya
I luv u
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She's a lesbian and I have good sources.
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>moi belle
Stopped reading there. It's ma belle.
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>>9493047
it's beuaitful anon...
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>>9493073
You are welcome to provide.
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>>9493107
I'm French you insensitive fuck
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Luv U Tae: A Slam Poem
I saw you crying on the bleachers
I saw your blue eyes and gold hair and ruby lips
And I thought I love you Tay
I saw you feeling twenty two
I saw your bossy bossom and your leggy legs and your fealty feet
And I thought I want you Tay
I saw you cheer captain
I saw you shake it off and keep cruising and saying its gonna be alright
And I thought I need you Tay
Tay why are you so cute
I'm a manslut so fuck me Tay
Tay why are you so perfect
You're not gay so fuck me Tay
Tay why are you so you
And there's no more Cal so fuck me Tay
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To the towel she pointed
Red white and blue
An American flag to wipe
The Afghans pearly white goo
Dripping down her labia
Fabric braced and smeared
Against the frugal hole
A hole beat up and pierced
Laying on the bed waiting
Waiting for her spermcloth
Waiting to wipe the millions
I had exploded in her fleshpot
(... and so on)
I know I'm the greatest poet of the century
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>>9493047
James is that you you balding fat fuck
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Should I compare thee to a summers day?
Thou art more lovely and more-
No, sorry, that won't do. Too antiquated to express my love for you, Taylor. Something more modern will fit your beauty.
>Instrumental for Eazy-E's 'boyz in da hood' begins playing
*ahem*
WHEN TAY'S IN THE HOOD, IM ALWAYS HARD
ID LIKE TO SMASH, PLEASE TAKE MY V-CARD
WANTING NOTHING IN LIFE, BUT TO LICK YOUR SHIT
PLEASE STOMP YOUR FEET ALL OVER MY DICK
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>>9493654
It's actually pronounced "M-muh Belle".
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>>9493047
Jesus Christ, if you want to be huge autists about this girl this is fine, but keep your obsessive retardation and your shit taste in women in/mu/, /tv/ and /b/ please
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NO OFFENSE LADS BUT ISN'T SHE GETTING TOO OLD FOR US I'M 28 AND BITCHES MY AGE ARE STARTING TO SHOES SIGNS OF AGING AND IT'S GROSS AND HORRIFYING NOW I KNOW WHAT MY DAD REMARRIED A CHICK THAT'S CLOSER TO MY AGE THAN HIS LOL
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She opened her blouse -- many goodies to be waiting
Ripe for the pick, ripe for the taking!
Wring your watery defecation between your fingers and spread it on my chest, my little Annabelle
Allow me to taste your beautiful rosebud, as the urban youth would proclaim;
let
me
clap
those
cheeks
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>>9493311
>me belle
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you're selling baby shoes that will never be worn
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This is going to get posted on r/4chan, I guarantee it.
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>>9494613
nah, it's a shitty thread
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