What books should I read if I want to join the illuminati?

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>>9491623
>illuminati
>body language for yuppies 101

>it's an 'anon is so autistic he thinks three people having the same common hand posture is definite proof of a secret society controlling the world's episode

It's a stupid idea anyways. "Welcome to the Illuminati, here's our secret hand symbol we make at public press conferences. Even though we're a secret society, we have to let all the plebs know what we're up to."

>>9491678
>It's a stupid idea anyways. "Welcome to the Illuminati, here's our secret hand symbol we make at public press conferences. Even though we're a secret society, we have to let all the plebs know what we're up to."
woah that's some deep thinking bro

>>9491724
yeah I know, maybe if you took your head out of the feeding trough and opened your eyes a little bit, maybe then you would get up to my level. but you won't, little piggie

that's not illuminati u conspiracy kook, anyone who took body language coaching for suits knows that's called "steepling" and is supposed to project power and calm

>>9491777
there's several sensible reasons why a person would use a secret symbol out in the open. only a sub 90 IQ brainlet wouldn't be able to imagine any

>>9491798
lol not that guy but you're a paranoid imbecile, his point is perfectly sensible

>>9491822
>paranoid imbecile
freemansonry exists
they have a plethora of secret handshakes, practices and symbols
many of said symbols and practices are displayed in public

I guess they must all be imbeciles?

>>9491798
INFOWARS.COCK

HIGH INTELLECT VITAMINS TODAY

>>9491833
>freemasons
>secret society
Yeah...no. They can afford to larp with secret handshakes and practices because they're not actually doing anything besides socializing.

>>9491843
>new members must take a vow of secrecy
>rituals and most material isn't acessible to the public
>not a secret society

yeah, like I said, sub 90 IQ brainlets.
ask anyone even superficially acquainted with the practices of freemasonry, rosacrucianism, wicca, or anything occult. they all have secret practices and sigils that are meant for use out in the open. your reasoning is simplistic at best

>>9491678
Okay, fine. That doesn't answer my question. What books should I read to prepare myself to join the illuminati, or what books espouse ideas that the illuminati believe so I can put these values on display for a recruiter?