/lit/ humor

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No these threads suck

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There you go senpai

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>>9472857
wrong.

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>show me your tats

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Your humor is shit, /lit/

>>9472857
That shit at the bottom, by Joe Rogan, is diabolically dumb.

>>9472874
i jej every time

>>9472874
I don't get it

>>9472853
libertarians get out

>>9472942
>only libertarians hate gommies
Durrr
The Libertarian and the Naive Marxist basically want the same thing

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>>9472942
It's funny, here's one for the commies.

>>9472882
Fockn hell m8.

>>9473069
Jesus, did you guys make that booktuber delete all her social media?

I remember her being posted here ocasionally, but I just googled her and it seems she has dropped off the grid completely

>>9473069
/r/ing Katie

>>9473099
so not funny. this was the lowest moment in /lit/ history.

>>9472882
why

>>9473097
fucking r/books

>>9473119
is that pubic hair?

>>9472872
>MXDIAAY

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>>9472882

>>9472882
samn

>>9472882
lmao

>>9472882
Ok

>>9472882
Angery

>>9472882

._.

>>9472882
fuck off

>>9472986
Middle class BTFO

>>9472882
Not again

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>>9473604

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>>9473563
>This is who the public trust for their opinions. These are our generations public """""intellectuals""""""

>>9473711
without wanting to sound cliche it really is only teenage redditors who know or care about these people

t. ex-teenage redditor

>>9473724
It's mostly true I suppose. During my young edgy teen atheist phase these people were my main influences. Though it is concerning when some, admittedly "childish", liberals use them when attempting to create real political discussion

>>9473618
nice feet

>>9472874

I will never not laugh at this

>>9473563
Lot of decontextualised quotes there to create some of these dichotomies.... Almost as if you wanted to undermine both and not place emphasis on the actual target of those on the right. My guess is you're a quantum reality/self-help positivist/fart-sniffing lone-sock lover who doesn't like those who attempt to make the complicated, non-intuitive world easier to understand in manner similar to what priests once did for the masses. You'd rather it'd be easier to get a hand-job in a pew, eh?

And, yeah, why the fuck do some jokes walk and talk.

>>9472882
damn

>>9472870
I never saw whats wrong with this or "i was just pretending to be retarded"
If youre just pretending youre just pretending

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>>9472882
why

>>9472882
Rip

>>9472882
Heck off

>>9472882
Not taking any chances

>>9472870
I love the layers

Like how many layers of ideology is pol on? Doesnt that bury them in ideology rather than liberating them as to what the red pill claims to do.

I feel lit isnt on many layers of irony though.
New sincerety seems to have memed it into tolerable levels.

>>9472882
screw you

>>9474039
Watch your fucking language.

>>9473618
fuck you as well.

>>9472882
my mother is currently sleeping you sick fuck

>>9472882
Classic comedy

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>>9473119

>>9472882
Ok

>>9472882
no thanks, m8

>>9472882
at the library

>>9472882
...

>>9472882
frig

>>9472882
U

>>9472882
:(

>>9472882

:(

>>9472882
god damn it

>>9472882

saved. thanks.

>>9472882
FUCK OFF.

>>9472882
Fuck.

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>>9472882
Bastard.

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>>9474179

>>9473938
Edgy

>>9472882
lol

>>9472882
Fuck you

>>9472882
man

>>9472882
hehe funny post

>>9472882
You cunt

>>9474723
Heaps of women like DFW what the fuck is he on about.

>>9472882
Ugh

>>9473864

Triggered.

>>9473954
This is unironically well written

>>9474729
>I leave the store with a copy of Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception under my coat, unpaid for

>>9472882
Oh no.

>>9472882
how will she get to the library though?

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>>9472882
Excellent work, /lit/.

>>9473920
would fucking read that

>>9473119
Is that an anus

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>>9474697
>tfw can't sort oneself out

>>9474729
Last line got me

>>9474179
a daring synthesis

>>9472882
Niggguh

>>9473618
heh

>>9472882
Goddamn it

>>9472874

hehehehehehehehe

heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

>>9474729
>>9472874
Two of the best posts I've ever seen

>>9474729
Fucking lost it

>>9472882
i knew it

>>9474697
Peterson memes are good memes

>>9472882
Kill yourself

>>9472874
>>9474729
I lose my shit every goddamn time

>>9474693
is he an intellectual

>>9474729
>artemis fowl
holy shit i loved those books as a kid

>>9472914
I love these mellow absurd stuff.

>>9472986
>Implying lefties aren't the biggest cucks in the world

>>9474707
muh dick

>>9474710
Oh no...

>>9472882
That mean

>>9475370
>"Implying lefties aren't the biggest cucks in the world" he types after voting a corporate magnate billionaire into office.

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A lot of superstitious losers on this board, I didn't think that this many would bother with this shit.
Maybe I need to quit 4chan for a while...

>>9475455
> not believing in the divine power of memes

Go tip your fedora somewhere else, this is a kekstian board.

>>9472882
everytime

>>9473618
breh

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>>9475455
t.

>>9472882
oh

>>9472882
Fff

>>9472882
:-(

>>9475558
should I delete image so you poor guys don't have to feel bad about your mom's possible death anymore?

>answer in 3 mins or I won't

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>>9475471
>Go tip your fedora somewhere else, this is a kekstian board.

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>>9475559
do it

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>>9475568
>Error: You cannot delete a post this old.

>>9472882
uh oh

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>>9474729
funniest shit i've ever read

>>9474710
I'd really, really like to read the introduction by the games producer

>>9473864
You sound upset.

>>9474702
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP

>>9475471
Farts are people too! Respect the logos in all social relations; especially when sniffing quiffs from afar: the distance one has between a soul and the box one is within...which I suppose you could read about in a book.

>>9473618
still came

>>9472874
so forced

>>9473618
Welp

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>>9473099
so funny. highest moment in /lit/'s history

>>9473618
grrr

>>9473954

Supprisingly readable. Any more excerpts?

>>9473618

>>9473771

Underrated.

>>9473618
So that's what it really looks like down there. Uh.

>>9473563
As a physics fag the current state of science is depressing with the "omg dudz i fuggen love scynce" celebrities ... at the very least the top two have actually published some stuff. ..

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>>9472942
You get out fucking commie.

>>9473618
nbmnbmbmbnm

>>9474729
The first post that has actually made me cry with laughter.

>>9475205
a prolapsed one

>>9478597
its like a wonderful novel

>>9474693
very nice shoop.

>>9473087
i think i wrote this

>>9473618
good one

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>>9474697
top kek as it were
PB&J memes are my favorite memes
>oh this is a peterson meme isn't i-
>gulag archipelago

>>9474723
nice going to bat for DJW PR, johnny

>>9475599
I read it.

At one point it infers that Dante would have enjoyed playing the game.

>>9473618

yare yare dawa

>>9473618
whats wrong with her

>>9473829
Why I laughed of this idiocy?

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>>9474693
>>9475340
Heh, still reading plato?

>>9482251
Because the dude's logic is followable but totally skewed, and the whole plan is just sperg enough to be plausible.

It's the /lit/ version of a sitcom episode plot.

>>9473618
Really made me think

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>>9478641
Is nihilism a circular argument?

Does anyone have the short greentext from /lit/--its a picture of Homer Simpson dressed in king's regalia and the anon is describing continental philosophy with phrases like
>Sense the aetherial eternity
>try to put my dick in it

That sort of shit, its hilarious and I cannot find it. Have been looking for ages

>>9474702
oh please no

>>9473618
re

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>>9483513
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>>9472986
>being a prole is worse than starving to death under communism

ok marx

>>9482489
Paste the dialogue from punpun into a word document and complete the meme quadriology

>>9473618
ban me if you must.

>>9475455
you are right. it's sad that 4chan is now taken over by reddit.

>>9483568
t. filthy ukrainian

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>>9483657
reddit or teenagers, either are undesirable.

>>9473618
i have the dog, fuck you

>>9474723
Girls are the only readers who like DFW though, this can't be real.

>>9478597
Gold star.

>>9473618
I have a boyfriend fuck you

>>9473618
wew

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>>9472874
this is some good writing
also relatable