>ITT: The Muppets are going to adapt another literary classic.

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>plato - apology

>>9468725
The Canterbury Tales
The Divine Comedy
120 Days of Sodom
Sincere, non-meme answers:
Count of Monte Cristo
Le Morte D'Arhtur

>>9468725
Stoner.

Kermit - Stoner
Miss Piggy - Edith

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>>9468725

Mrs. Dalloway

>Kermit as Septimus
>Piggy as Mrs. Dalloway
>Fozzy as Peter Walsh
>Honeydew (and Beaker) as Bradshaw
>Sam the Eagle as Mr. Dalloway
>Janice as Sally Seaton
>Camilla the Chicken as Rezia

>>9468725
Gravity's Rainbow

>Kermit as Slothrop
>Miss Piggy as Greta Erdmann
>Fozzie as Roger Mexico
>Animal as Seaman Bodine
>Honeydew as Pointsman
>Sam Eagle as Major Marvy
>Walter as Gottfried
>Pepe as Squalidozzi
>Scooter as von Goll
>Gonzo as Pirate

>>9468725
Sam Eagle as Ahab. Kermit as Ishmael.

>>9468725
Animal Farm

Kermit as the horse
Everyone else as the pigs

Scooter The Kid
Kermit Glanton
Miss Piggy The Judge
Fozzie Toadvine
Gonzo Tobin the Ex Priest
Rowlf Jackson
Beaker The Fool
Animal - the mean red nigger who splits Glanton's head to the thrapple

The Book of Revelations.

I wsnt to see Muppet demons and angels duking it out...

"HOLY HOLY HOLY IS THE LORD THY GGOOOOODDDD"

East of Eden
>Kermit as Adam Trask
>Kermit Jr. as Caleb
>Ms. Piggy as Cathy Ames
>Fozzie as Sam Hamilton
>Gonzo as Lee

>>9468725
The Canterbury Tales

Big ensemble cast, lots of comic material

Humbert Humbert Kermit
Quilty Fozzie
Charlotte Haze Ms. Piggy
Dolores Haze Trap Scooter

>>9470016
I dont think the world is ready for paedo frog

>>9470004
Fund it

>>9468725
Fault in our stars

My Twisted World

Elliot - sad Kermit

I cant figure out the rest of the cast, but definitely a sad frog for Elliot.

mabe Fozzie as sister's boyfriend and Gonzo as the low status black guy who gets pussy all the time

>>9471633
>hooked nose
>gets all the girls

I wonder who'll fund this