what is 1. most ancient 2. greatest 3. wisest 4. most beautiful

>>9463737
Getting cucked famalam

Me tbqhwyf.

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>inb4 implying thales was wrong on a buddhist basket weaving electronic retreat

>>9463737
that pepe's got 6 fingers!

>>9463737
A featherless biped.

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Lapis lazuli.

>>9463737
>9. most easy

your mom

>>9463737
>5. most common

your mom.

>>9463737
>7. most pernicious
Yer maw

Socrates's penis

>>9463737
>1. most ancient
Your mummy

>>9463737
Ah, but anon, what what is the nature of
1. most ancient
2. greatest
3. wisest
4. most beautiful
5. most common
6. most profitable
7. most pernicious
8. strongest
9. most easy?
Surely you must know. I assure you, I am quite ignorant on the matter.

>>9464524
wink wink

>>9463737
space

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>>9463757
>>9463894
No he has five fingers. AND ONE THUMB!

>>9463737
>2. greatest
Blowjobs from your mom.

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>most ancient
The Epic of Gilgamesh, surely. Unless someone here can recommend an older narrative still worth reading.

>greatest
I thought The Once And Future King was fantastic.

>wisest
I don't know.

>most beautiful
Watership Down, man. My opinion.

>most common
That's a laugh. I don't really know. Whatever is popular today? Do you read for yourself or for the faggots who'll tell you your taste is shit? Who cares, read what you like.

>most profitable
How to Make Friends and Influence People, to hear people tell it. Makes me wonder why I haven't read it yet.

>most pernicious
Nietzsche. He's easily misunderstood, especially if you're young and impressionable.

>strongest
The Alchemist. Paolo Coelho. imho des

>most easy
Murakami, while still being enjoyable and rewarding. I really liked Artemis Fowl in middle school.

it's literally Being for all of them

Krishna.

>>9463737
Time
Space
Love
Love
Space
Slavery
Ignorance
Mind
Sentience