Can you describe a simple situation using Hemingway´s style?

Dead baby shoes, dripping with semen.

>>9461721
What a great first post.

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>>9461716

>>9461716
My best friend is a Jew.

He has onetits, so I feel sorry for him.

He also is kinda a dick, so maybe I don't.

We drank a lot of wine together.

I Came
Hard
Into her uterus
Another dominated white woman
Just a Tool to remind me of what I am

An African American man
The most sexy man on the planet
Feared by all other men
The strongest man on the planet


The ruler of the 21 century and beyond.

>>9461729
Lack of hahas from me 2bh

There I was and there it was

I woke up this morning. Sun was pouring through the crack in the curtain. I reach for the dregs of last night's bottle. It wets my lips.

Out in the kitchen I see playing cards and cigarette butts on the table. I walk over and pick up a joker. It grins at me.

>>9461716

I could feel it, an itch on my asshole, bothering me. Making me feel bad. So, I really pushed myself, and let the hardest fart I could manage. The itch is gone now. All I can do now hope that was only a fart.

I should have gone to sleep. Instead, I finished that fifth of whiskey on the counter. I will regret this decision later.

>>9462536
Great

I met her at the supermarket Maruetsu down at the corner outside the subway exit. She had arrived in Tokyo a week ago and could not speak the language.

Everything about her was the same. We entered the store without saying anything. She reached for a basket and walked towards the aisles.

"Which one is the shampoo?" she asked.

"That red bottle is meant for women," I said. I took the bottle and put it in the basket.

"I haven't washed my hair in a week. It'll be good to get it cleaned today."

"Don't change your hair for me."

I reached out to take the basket but she clung on to it.

"It was just a joke," I explained. "A line from a jazz song."

"I don't listen to jazz," she said.

>>9462725
I like it

>>9461734
>onetits

I have no tits so he's doing better than me

>>9462725
Nice. Write more like this, Anon.

>>9462725

Is it bad that I write like this?

I mean, I just like to be blunt. Or maybe I don't.

>>9462725
"I don't get it," I posted.

>>9461716
yes

>>9461734
I didn't read Robert as his best friend. He seemed to have a better time with Bill.