Haiku Thread

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>>9455424
No.

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>>9455432
There's a Jesus AMA on the front page, you're telling me that's better?

No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no.

>>9455446
Very creative!
How long it must have taken,
for that awesome post.

small and to be crushed
lying face-down in the open
oh lightning, strike me!

pitter-patter rain
my umbrella over-head
frog jumps IN the pond

how had i not seen,
how had i not seen, how she,
how she had been, one

In the whole realm of literature there is nothing more pleb, unimaganitive and gay than haikus, just saying.

>>9455533
Yes but it's fun to take a few minutes to rise up from the torrential void of pseudo-intellectualism, and have a little fun.

>>9455533
No, haiku can be good. But 99% of people here don't know how to make them good.

>>9455441
At least he's pretending to be Jesus.

>>9455544
If working with real literature isn't fun for you, you shouldn't read.

>>9455558
give me examples

>>9455450
Oh thank you good sir
I am very happy that
You liked my haiku.

>>9455567
It's not hard find famous haiku. Here's a few I've written before. And even these aren't all true haiku, but they're a lot closer than yours by a long shot:

Water falls down low
Screams then trickling in streams
Salmon swim up high

Pulsing molten core
Veins round stone and dirt and grass
Open flowing sun

Outstretched, reaching bow
Twig-like fingers cusp lush fruit
Swallows swooping down

Moonlight cased in black
Hanging high and swimming low
Neither here nor there

Angelic, white wings
Flutter frantic for reprieve
Clinking off a bulb

more like haikute

>>9455738
Absolutely pleb tier shit, my man.

>>9455738
well this is hot garbage

>>9455969
>>9455982
And yet still nothing compared to these "haiku"
>>9455424
>>9455450
>>9455486
>>9455479

>>9455424
In philosophy,
with each writer comes a new
vocabulary

>>9456002
That's a good one.

freshly plowed farmland,
upturned earthworms exposed for
prowling young gulls

Film catches, bends, reels / you can hold it in your hands / the image holds weight.

the new car scent comes
i forgot my ebay car keys
300$ replacement key

You should really read
My diary desu
You fucking faggot

>My waifu loves me
>Not that silly chad fucking my
>Beloved sister

stale old bong water
dinosaur wades into tar
end is drawing near

sonic pics for thread
big fat bat tats everywhere
"moar" cries the dumb pleb

When I started this,
My intentions, clear as day:
I like writing these.

However, I'll say:
I've had a pretty good laugh.
Thanks to you, anons.