If your name is called you read the book. Have fun Justin.

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Enjoy Evan

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I'll see you in hell, Jeremy

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Maybe if you reread it you would realize how shit it is, Sean

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This is one of the most godawfulest books I've ever suffered through; but I hope you have fun, Jaime.

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Trent, Michael, Derek, Sarah

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Nothing personal, Steve

>>9448221
This looks awful

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And yes Nick, it does have to be the Nabokov translation

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Here you go, Henry.

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I've been wanting to read this, but I guess I'll just have Adam read it for me.

>tfw greek name

>>9448304
And I'm portuguese, i guess no one will hit my name

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If you're name begins with A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K , L , M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, or Z

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Greg, you're up

>>9448313
I'm a Brazilian with a Greek name. Try me, Nuno.

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Enjoy, Tyrone.

>>9448221
I'm not reading this.

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Henry

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IVAN FUCK YOU

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For you, James

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I don't care if it's Charles, Charlie, or Chuck: you're reading this book.

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>>9448335
Try this book Angelos

>>9448274
Why do you do this you cretin? It is well known that his translation isn't any good. Do you want people to hate Pushkin?

>>9448212
Fuck

>>9448335
How's it going Felipe?

>>9448413
Felipe is my second name, ill take a book you suggest

>>9448377
Is this supposed to be bad? My dad gave it to me but I haven't gotten around to reading it because it looks like it's a newer book, and modern day Christians make shit art.

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Here you go, Dean.

It's actually pretty good.

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>>9448417
A personal favorite.

>>9448441
Ill look for the ebook bro thx

>no alex masterrace

>>9448447
http://lelivros.love/book/baixar-livro-o-ciume-alain-robbe-grillet-em-pdf-epub-e-mobi-ou-ler-online/

>>9448420
Not the anon that posted it but from what I recall reading it is that it strains the definition of "heavy handed"

>>9448457
Shall i read in portuguese or english?

>>9448498
It was written in French, so it doesn't really matter.

Read The Man Who Would Be King, Damien

someone please call my name I don't know what to read!

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Kyle, this is for you

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>>9448585
Enjoy, Jamaal.

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couldn't I just call my own name with the book I want to read? Whenever you're ready, Wiliam... XD

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Time to get woke, Jean-Pierre, Jean-Michel, Jean-Luc, Jean-Claude...

Wiliam, read Gramsci's Prison Notebooks.

>>9448259
When's the reprint due then?

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I sure wish I were Ben right now.

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Spicposters I got you.
José, Daniel, Camila, María

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A gift for you, Robert

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Go for it, Dave

>>9448274
fug

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>>9448871
This is a great book, i suppose you are from a Spanish speaking country.
Anyway, here you go Santiago.

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Best get crackin', Jake

>>9448295
I'll get back to you in two weeks.

>name hasn't been said
my name is rose just give me a book

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Chad.

>>9449087
Rose is a woman's name, faggot.

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>>9448456
Alex and similar names

>>9449093
sorry my mom named me rose

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>>9448316
ive already read those

Dylan or any variation of that name

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Gary, John, Pete(r), Sam, Bill, Joe, Nick, Xeek

also any girl name

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Douglass, Nate or Nathan annnnnd Luke

also Andrew

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You better read it Chris, you faggot

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>>9449184
fuck this was already posted. read THIS INSTEAD

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On the off chance there's someone named fucking Terry

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This is just dedicated to all those people who think they're the smartest guys (or gals) in the room. :^)

>>9449205
would this apply to people who know they are the smartest person in the room (me)?

>>9448362
Hahahaha, Tyrone can't read Joey.

>>9449214

Especially you. What's your name?

>>9448610
I've heard about this and it seems interesting, anyone have any thoughts on it?

Also i have a white ass cracker name but it still hasnt been said

>>9449230
I'm to smart to post my name on the internet

>>9449260

Smart indeed. It would be pretty retarded to post your name here.

>>9448316
>no Killing Reagan, Killing Patton or Killing the Rising Sun

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>>9448596
Nice been looking forward to this one for a while now

Get on it Aaron

>>9448243
Well, okay I guess. I just googled it and it sounds like I'm gonna get memed but here I go.

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Report back when you're finished, Cody.

>>9448838
shit, you got me...
is it any good or are you just trying to push garbage onto me?

>>9449250
Same. I'm Kevin

thats not a chink name btw

give me a shitty ass book
or a good one
ill actually read it unlike everyone else

>>9449366
The Power of Myth by Joseph Campbell

>>9449357
McNamara is a great and honest writer. I wouldn't call him apologetic, but he acknowledges his mistakes more than any other historical figure I can think of.

He writes not to absolve himself of guilt, he admits to being wrong, but he wants to outline his (and the men around him's) thought process, and where, how, and why it was flawed.

It's a dense read, so if you haven't already, check out "The Fog of War" before reading, it's one of the best documentaries I've ever seen, and serves as both a summary of and follow-up to the book.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pOPbiA_eMw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOCYcgOnWUM

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>>9449396
ok

im gonna be living trekking through the Himalayas next week and need something to read.

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William, check out some literature from HUEland.

>>9449409
not a big non-fiction guy, so im changing my name to something that hasnt been called yet.

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have fun liam

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Literally nobody ever will ever call my name. In the mean time, have fun, Scott.

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Zach: read this.
Please someone say my name. I'll give you a clue, it's a unisex name but probably more popular for girls.

>>9448798
July

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I know you're here, Nathan.

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quinn, emery/emory and elisha all have to read this now

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I think you'll have fun with this, David.

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Get to work Muhammad

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>>9449708
aw shit ya caught me
this sounds like it might be kinda like LoGH. Is it?

>>9449792
Way better man. It far surpasses every fantasy series I've ever read. It ruined fantasy for me in general, and is the entire reason I moved on to literary fiction, no other series filled the gaping hole this left behind. First book is shit in comparison to the rest of the series, as it was Erikson's first, but the rest of the series makes it more than worth the time.

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>>9449620
Have fun Cameron

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Yuta, this is yours to read, if ever you wish to know how to lead, and where is it you come from. Forget not the face of your father Yuta

>>9448295
I'll be back tommarrow.

>>9449784
>not Saul

>>9449791

You cheeky cunt.

> Quentin
Must read the Epic of Gilgamesh

Hit me hard, people

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Dev, Gopi, Sanjeet, Pajeet, Himanshu, you're up.

>>9448243
Fuck you and fuck Sean for having my name

>>9450151


say that to my face bakrichod pradhan madarchod ben khe laude teri makhi chod

>all these anglo names

cyka

>>9448614
Thanks, I was actually planning on doing so after another anon (perhaps you) told me he combines social conservatism with Marxist economics.

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Vlad, apucă-te de citit.
(Posting this for myself because you'll never mention my name and this is what I'm planning to read next).

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>tfw my name will never be either the title of a book, nor a character

Blaine

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Have fun Bryan.

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>>9448902
Okay

>>9448610
I'm reading it right now, as it happens.

>>9449241
it's so woke it will scare you.

> At this point, the Islamic Apocalypticism of Jihad as a religio-political event and the role of oil as the harbinger of planetary singularity overlap. Unlike Latin America, Islam has perceived oil as an ultimate Tellurian lubricant, or as the lube of all narrations on the Earth – a radical field of tactics by and through which Islamic war machines can slide forward, fuse with the Earth’s flows and become planetary entities rather than merely religious agencies with a certain geo-political range.

> ...in orther words, the Earth is a part and property of Islam, that is to say, the religion of utter submission to Allah. Islam does not perceive oil merely as a motor-grease – in the way Capitalism identifies it - but predominantly as a lubricant current or a tellurian flux upon which everything is mobilized in the direction of submission to a desert where no idol can be erected and all elevations must be burned down – that is, the Kingdom of God. This act of submission to the all-erasing desert of God is called the religion of taslim or submission, that is to say, Islam. If oil runs toward the desert, so does everything that is dissolved in it.

> An autonomous chemical weapon belonging to earth as both a sentient entity and an event. Petroleum poisons Capital with absolute madness, a planetary plague bleeding into economies mobilized by the technological singularities of advanced civilizations. In the wake of oil as an autonomous terrestrial conspirator, capitalism is not a human symptom but rather a planetary inevitability. In other words, Capitalism was here even before human existence, waiting for a host.

>>9450374
it was ghostwritten by micheal flynn?

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>>9448610
Whoa! I never expected someone to almost say my name! Close enough, but my name is the Italian version. Seems like an interesting book anyways.

This is for you, Justin

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>>9450511

You sick motherfucker.

You're tag, Marvin and Russell

>>9448212
>3.9 stars
Can I just watch the movie instead? I don't even have the money for the book.

>>9450762
I really like the book tho, using a day as a microcosm of his whole life and the scene which the camp doctor writes poetry as a critique at the impotence of literature really hits me hard.

>>9450762
>3.9 stars
>using goodreads at all
>taking goodreads' ratings seriously
Disgusting anon.

>>9449187
>tfw already read this

Epistolary novels a shit

>>9448603

>Wants black people to become antinatalists, thus securing the future vitality of the white race

Except you forgot that they're high test and don't give a damn about a cuck like Ligotti. You've failed.

Also, they don't read

>>9449087
Best of female names, and also happens to be the second part of my ma's (I feel youve read this one already but if not) The Book of Disquiet, Pessoa

>>9450762
I giggled

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mfw my irish name will never be posted

>>9450769
>>9450793
I was kidding. Can't find I good pdf of the book though. Only tech and internet I have atm is my phone

>>9450903
Wait. Posted. Change is: The Life and Opinions of the Tomcat Murr. Hoffmann.

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>>9449620
Morgan? Jessie?

>>9450964
http://gen.lib.rus.ec/foreignfiction/index.php?s=a%20day%20in%20the%20life%20of%20ivan%20denisovich&f_lang=0&f_columns=0&f_ext=0&f_group=1

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>>9450955
tfw my frysian name will never be posted either

>tfw name is unusual in Anglo countries because it is pronounced like 'gay'.

>>9448257
>four names at once
I'm going to use this as an excuse to avoid this one

>>9449366
>thats not a chink name btw
I have too many Chinese friends to fall for that one. There's maybe 10 anglo names per gender that cycle around that community.

>>9451001
Fuck this next time the thread is "People from -random country or US state- read this.

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>>9451001
Pierius (and all other non-"Peter" versions of Peter, including Pierre, Pyotr, Pedro, and Pietro), you read this //

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Paul
Eric
Yaroslav
Yana/Ulyana
Roman
Bobik
Taras
Norman
Kurt
Olesh
Donald

Enjoy.

>>9451026
nah mohn. nowhere close, it starts with an i

>Sterling

I don't think anyone will guess it so give me a book.

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>>9451031
>Ibert
>Idwer
>Idwerd
>Igram
>Illand
>Ingbert
>Iwert
>Izak
Read your Borges nerd.

>>9451053
thanks friend

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>>9451035

Philip read >>9451027 I'm claiming your sweet ass.

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Sebastian
Ivan
Laura
Maurice
Edward
Nicholas
Horton

>>9448331
aww poor greg

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>>9448316

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Blake
Michael
John
Lee

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>tfw u can never be a part of this thread because you have a very rare name

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>>9448313
Here you go, Zé.

>>9451174
>tfw same feeling but common name but no one called it yet

>>9448250
The movie was decent

>>9450903
>best of female names
>not Sophia

kys

>>9448871
Tfw english speaking Daniel

>>9451196
Read it, don't be a faggot.

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You're welcome, Howard.

>>9448331
Fuck you. Your mother is a dirty whore.

>>9451202
I dont know spanish though

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>>9450820
Bite your tongue.

>>9448902

Thanks laddy

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Welcome to patricianhood, Theodore, Oliver and Christopher.

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There you go Quetzalcoatl

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Shaniqua, DeShawn, Aaliyah, DeAndre, Ebony, Marquis, Precious, Darnell, Terrell, Malik, Trevon, Tyrone, DaMarcus and Connor.

>>9451193
I hope Sophia's an actual girl and not some gnosticized spook..

>>9451210
There are english translations. Just read it you dirty dan.
>>9451322
Sophia the sophist.

>>9451263
>Connor
???

>>9451331
Ok

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You're welcome Carmen

>>9451664
>woman name
Why even waste your time to post

>>9451664
Is this book complicated? I bought it recently, but I haven't read any Pynch yet.

>>9451710
I wouldn't start with against the day since it's his longest book.

>>9451735
what's the best starting point?

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>>9450436
THAT'S PLAGIARISM, REZAAAAAA

>>9451263
>Connor
ffs why

>>9451830
You can't hide your true colors
>>9451336

anyone named gombo, billiam waters, or timmith have to read Infinite Jest

>>9451762
Why would you buy a massive tome such as AtD when you haven't read his other stuff?

Anyway, the Crying of Lot 49 and V.

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good luck! atleast you'll get redpilled, Brian

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>>9448295
I'm tired.

>>9451710
>>9451735
its good, but you really should read pynchon chronologically

M&D > AtD > GR > V > CoL 49 > Inherent Vice > Vineland > Bleeding Edge

>>9451664
Is that cover real? It's fucking horrendous

>>9451942
That's a really interesting way to approach Pynchon and I wish it'd been suggested to me before I started him.

>>9450234
Thanks
t. Vlad

>>9451942
>starting with M&D
I love that book, but that wouldn't work at all.

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Mohammed, you're up.

>>9451155
>Book named in spanish but written in English
>Muh commies dindu nuffin, muh anarco fellow
>Muh journalism experience
I'll give it a try just for the DoubleDubs.

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here you go ragnar

The chat will never be able to name my brittanic name. I kindly beg a book bondage!

>>9451941
Why did you watch that movie about a poor sap of a Chinese man trying to do business in Africa?

>>9451263
>ebony

>>9451968
The illustration is good, but the layout isn't.

>>9450955

either you're from the southside and it's some queer shite like Ultan or it's just something simple like Conor, Ciaran, Liam or Aoghdan..

If it's not any of them, an bhfuil tú Cillian? nó Darragh?

>>9452232
>>ebony

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>>9448871
Motherfucker I thought I was safe

Calling all Dylans, Flyns, and Jorges (because Maps of Meaning is giving a duplicate file error)

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>>9452224
Here you go, Nigel.

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Get on it Gareth

>>9449791
nice

>tfw your absolutely common name hasn't been mentioned once in the whole thread
After seeing some of these titles I'm glad though

>>9450151
top laughs

>>9451172
Sure I'll read this.
>>9449171
Nah....

>>9451196
>tfw bilingual Daniel
It's a great kind of feel.
Get your ass ready, French, I'm coming for you next

>>9451250
>Quetzalcoatl
Naming my kid that, only partly so he's forced to read A Confederacy of Dunces

>>9452364
If you live in a English speaking country I hope you choke before you have a chance at ruining your child's life like that

>>9448257
>Michael
I had to read this before my barmitzvah

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A curve ball for you, Mark

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>>9451172

nigga i aint readin no commie shit

>>9448212
Welp, looks like this is being added to my list. Got any links to a pdf, seeing as how you suggested the work?

>>9452588
It's pretty short

>>9448331
Not a Greg, but this is just /pol/ for people who have never browsed the boards

>>9449620
>Faggy emotional bullshit
NOOOOOO

>>9452132
That's what I did and it worked fine because I'm not a fucking brainlet

>>9450436
Thanks pham, I'll check it out soon. Hopefully it doesnt make me too crazy, I've just started looking into accelerationism recently.

>>9451155
But I've already read this.

>>9452675
The point is more that it's style is quite different from his other work, so isn't very representative

>>9452374
I'm brown so it's okay.

>>9450436
Absolutely retarded

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>>9451031
Ian and all variations thereof (not including John), read pic related.

It's the best post-2000 collection I've ever read. Enjoy. Really. It's beautiful.

>>9452617
Not the guy that suggested it.

It's a fantastic book. Just because it had "love" in the title doesn't mean it's bad. Carver is great.

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Read something good for once Jordan

FYI Knut Hamsun won the Nobel prize for literature in 1920 largely due to this novel

>>9453138
At the age of 25, Knut Hamsun was given three months to live on speculation of rampant tuberculosis. He died at 93.

>>9448384
>seriously falling for the analytic meme
Bro it's not too late, come back
We get all the art chicks

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>>9452617

man youre dumb

>>9448212
tfw nobody can guess your name

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>>9451155
>off by one letter

>replying to a b8 thread by the ncis to get your name

>>9452201
No one has called my name before, guess I have to read this

>>9454290
better luck next time dward

>>9448212
it's short and i liked it.

what's exactly the problem here?

read it jason

>>9449097
Already read it. What else?

>>9450241
>Blaine is the truth.

>You have to watch Blaine all the time, Blaine is a pain, and that is the truth.

>I'm pretty sure that Blaine is dangerous, and that is the truth

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>>9449171

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PRESTON

>>9448243
>"lol my name will never be posted"
>third post
Fuck you

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>>9448369
>>9448286
th-thanks

>>9449882

Believe me, I am.

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>>9448212
Here you go, Justine. ; )

>>9449584
why would you do this

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Don't skip this one Colin you faggot it's actually good.

>tfw no one will ever call my name in these types of threads
Hint: It starts with E

>>9454759

>Hint:

lmao fuck off already no one cares

>>9452617
Wew

>>9454459
So Preston has to read two books?

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Here you go OP

>>9452282
thanks

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This one goes out to all the Bort's out there. Enjoy.

>>9448257
What if you already read that piece of shit?

>>9453138
finally get my homework and its this shit. thanks senpai.

>>9449620
Thanks I will read that

Mason, please read Zorba the Greek if you haven't already.

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Do it Finn

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Hey Clint.

I hope you like mice motherfucker.

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>>9452545
>mfw Irish and called Mark

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>>9454759
I got you Earl

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>>9454401
And if you have already read this, then go read Mishima's Spring Snow.

>>9448456
>>9449097
Fuck you both

>>9456054
Why so mad?

>>9451183
iktf 2 brother

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Here you go, Anthony/Tony

tfw a infinity joe rogans on an infinity amount of typewriters would never get my name

>>9448390
Fuck you

>>9451155
Alright I'll put it on my list

>>9448871
It would be pretty pointless to read a book in a language that I don't understand ;<
try again!

Someone do my name

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Jared

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>ctrl+f
>no aidan

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Enjoy Artyom

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>>9456492
Here you go, Aidan, enjoy

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Here Jack

>>9456513
you monster

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Enjoy, Brendan.

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>mfw i'm a pajeet with a special snowflake compound-word sanscritic name that nobody on this board can guess

>>9448596
Are you a fucking wizard? That's my favorite book.

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for you pepe, micaela, javier, gustavo.

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>>9449620
hope you like it, Reilly.

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Try some non-math books for once, Alice and Bob.

>fairly common name in america
>not been called yet
lame.
Anyways, this is for you, David.

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>>9448243
It seems our name is quite lit fellow Seans.

Not a bad one, Frank

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Shane

We'll be starting with the Hippias minor and the major, as well as the Ion, the Laches, the Charmides, the Protagoras and the Euthyphro ; we'll then move on to the First Alcibiades, the Gorgias, the Meno, the Apology, the Crito, the Euthydemus, the Lysis and the Cratylus ; our journey through the Philosopher will then bring us to the Phedo, the Symposium, the Republic and the Phaedrus ; and we shall complete this ride with the Theaetetus, the Parmenides, the Sophist, the Politicus, the Timaeus, the Critias, the Philebus and the Laws.

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>>9456829
whoops

>tfw have obscure English name
Guess I'm not reading anything.

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Have fun, Lane

super common name that starts with M someone help me out

>>9456972

>>9449791
>>9452157

>>9454746
Damn, never thought I'd see the day my name was called in one of these, genuine thanks

>>9456977
Catholic

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Taylor

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Emilia

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jessica

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a treat for you, Thomas

>>9456185
great book

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>>9456620
Here ya go, Vineet

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>>9456457
What the fuck do you only read books originally written in your native language?
Is this an actual thing? people don't read translations? Is this the same as americans who don't watch movies in which they have to read subtitles?
I just can't comprehend this shit.

>>9457066
In The Flame Alphabet, the most maniacally gifted writer of our generation delivers a work of heartbreak and horror, a novel about how far we will go, and the sorrows we will endure, in order to protect our families.

A terrible epidemic has struck the country and the sound of children’s speech has become lethal. Radio transmissions from strange sources indicate that people are going into hiding. All Sam and Claire need to do is look around the neighborhood: In the park, parents wither beneath the powerful screams of their children. At night, suburban side streets become routes of shameful escape for fathers trying to get outside the radius of affliction.

With Claire nearing collapse, it seems their only means of survival is to flee from their daughter, Esther, who laughs at her parents’ sickness, unaware that in just a few years she, too, will be susceptible to the language toxicity. But Sam and Claire find it isn’t so easy to leave the daughter they still love, even as they waste away from her malevolent speech. On the eve of their departure, Claire mysteriously disappears, and Sam, determined to find a cure for this new toxic language, presses on alone into a world beyond recognition.

The Flame Alphabet invites the question: What is left of civilization when we lose the ability to communicate with those we love? Both morally engaged and wickedly entertaining, a gripping page-turner as strange as it is moving, this intellectual horror story ensures Ben Marcus’s position in the first rank of American novelists.

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>>9451923

Thanks

have fun with this Alex, Tom and Sam

>>9457082
I'm not queer, nor the person you're replying to, but I kinda wanna read that.

>>9457086
The subtitles thing is completely different.

Adults didn't practice reading subtitles on chinese cartoons...
Sorry for being the center of world culture.

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>>9457116
Americans don't watch foreign films?
Sorry if my picture seemed offensive to you.

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There you go Muhammad, Abdul Rahman, Omar, Ahmed, Abdullah, Youssef, Hamza, Fatima, Rayyan, Ahmad, Sayid, Badr al din, Aziz, Farhan, Faruq, Ghalib, Haddad, Hakim, Ibrahim, Amira, Farah, Kalima, Nadima and Connor.

>>9457160
jokes on you, my name's Musa

>>9448406
Ignore this comment my Phone isla stupid

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>>9448212
My name is Gerald and no one will ever call it. So, Gerald. To help out my fellow Geralds.

>>9448316
Thankfully you typed "you're" instead of "your," so you are disqualified

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>>9456972
Matthew

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Vamos a empezar Jose, Juan, y Jesus

>>9449452
Thanks, m8. I've been meaning to check out some Latin American lit.

>>9454733
Because you have a shit name, Scott.

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>>9452545
Hmm...interested, thanks buddy.

Here you go Daniel.

>>9448871
Oh fug
Better be good

Hey hitler, need some inspiration?

>>9454320
surprised i actually got someone. i just picked a scandinavian name for a legendary norwegian book. you won't be disappointed.

>>9456616
I didn't expect anyone to call my name, thanks mane

>>9451864

>tfw your name is timmith

>>9448243
third post, wew

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No "Dael"

I'll trade Ivan Denisovich for Men & Women.

>>9448902
>>9451664
Based Pynchon reads are great. Mason & Dixon is hilariously RP'd, too.

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>>9448331
Well, rules are rules.

If anybody is interested I can check back in with anything particularly interesting from it. Only 82 pages for such a flamboyant title.

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>>9457918

>>9448838
Well shit, that's one thick looking book

>>9448212
Thinking about that book makes me so god damn depressed

>>9457066
Alright you got me, orders on the way

>>9449103
bitch, w2c?

>>9448257
>>9451172
> tfw hit with polshit twice

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Ryan, please forgive me