Has anybody else here transcended all ideological boundaries?

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Has anybody else here transcended all ideological boundaries?

>be me
>fall asleep wherever and whenever I want
>urinate myself
>defecate myself
>cook large meals at 4am
>walk away from conversations that bore me
>wear whatever I feel like
>spent majority of each day lying in bed on the verge of sleep
>dismiss all forms of art as worthless garbage without reading / watching / listening to them
>threaten to commit suicide in a casual and bored manner if mother doesn't cook me food etc
>flirt conspicuously in a frank manner with any female I happen to be attracted to in public
>refuse to read emails
>refuse to answer telephone
>refuse to answer the door
>refuse to work or seek employment
>unironically dismiss the majority of the world's population as idiots due to their religious affiliation

What books are likely to encourage me to pursue a more socially validated (read: ideologically constricted) existence?

It's all so tiring.