Erotica thread

>>9446139
Who's the dude in the pic?

>>9446160
it's your mom

>>9446139
>What turns you on?
fuck off

>>9446139
The dummy can't even use the washing machine without fucking up

Reddit incest stories senpai

Read my book desu

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00O25ATNC

>>9446607
Thanks for the free promotion, my man.

>>9446139
>Do you read it?
fuck no
>What type of erotica do you read?
none
>What turns you on?
video material of a man inserting his phallus inside a female
>Where are the best places to read and share it?
idk

>>9446139
seriously who is this semen demon? is there more materiao of her outside of this picture?

>>9446926
just image search it m8, the first result is a full gallery

>>9446926
Sorry anon, I don't know.

>>9446139
I don't think many guys read erotica.
I did a few times, it's better than fapping to nothing, I guess. But at the end of the day I was just looking for a porn-like experience in text form, didn't really care about the story and always read the short stories. When I say porn-like I mean text that would pretty much describe a porn scene.

The one good thing about lit erotica compared to [video] porn is that the subject matter and characters/scenarios are more varied and you can explore more taboos and stuff that you can't do in a porn video.

>>9447830
I'm a man and I do read erotica. Usually pedo stuff.

There are quite a few good erotic books/stories on storiesonline<dot>net. Depending on what you want you may have to go into the account settings to customize your account so ALL the stories on the site are visible to you(its still free),

Look for stuff by Don Lockwood, MWTB, elsol, Blue Dragon, peterbeater, Vulgus, colt45, Lazlo Zalezac,Al Steiner, hammyingbyrd7, Marsh Alien, Jay Cantrell, Nick Scipio, Magi, Old Softy, Fillmore, Shrink42. Also look at the sites's top lists.

If you can find it check out Captured Caroline by Quin. It used to be on understories. Its an unfinished BDSM interent classic from the BBS/usenet days.

>>9447830

Then you aren't looking in the right places for stories. Literotica, storiesonline, ASSTR, the kristen archives, understories. All have stuff that ranges from romance level erotica to based smut scenes with almost no story.

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>>9446139
The best story I ever read was a series on the erotica part of xnxx. The story was called "Life as a God" I think. It was about a dude in modern times who worked with troubled youth, and he's secretly a hebephile. He finds out he's the son of Zeus, so he has all these powers and stuff and he's able to live out all his craziest fantasies, and there's some intrigue with the other gods as well.

I remember the first chapter he bangs this girl who he had been helping. Then there's this spoiled popular girl who he kidnaps and puts in a dungeon, and he makes her perceive that she's held in there in isolation for months, even though it's only been minutes. He hate-fucks her, it was awesome. Eventually he anally rapes the goddess Aphrodite. As someone who is into anal, domination, and Greek mythology it was just perfect for me in every way.

What fucking SUCKS though is that the website it was on, which was the erotica portion of xnxx, would periodically go through anti-pedophilia phases every few years or so, so the entire story got deleted, and I think the author got banned as well. This was all like 4 years ago at this point, but I still occasionally search on Google and Bing for it, because I still want to read it and jack off again.

>>9446139
I do erotic roleplay on World of Warcraft if that counts

>>9448549
ERP guilds are the reason I quit trying to play on a roleplay server. I found it annoying that people insisted on roleplaying inside dungeons despite constant wipes but ERP was the deal breaker. I was still relatively new to the game and new RP. I solo level up as horde and run some early dungeons but keep mostly to myself. Some guild is recruiting in Thunderbloof and I inquire about joining. No mention of ERP at all. So the first guild event and I find its a Furry ERP guild and undead guild leader wants bang me up the Tauren butt as the initiation. I noped out there fast and deleted the toon. I went back to my toons on a regular server and never went back.

>>9448510
You had me at hebe but lost me at domination and anal.

>>9448742
Doesn't matter, it's nowhere to be found 4 years later. I'll probably never see it again.

>>9448734
Hahaha.

>>9446139
Bad erotica is probably the worst thing to read in existence. Good erotica is pretty rare, but probably the highest form of art? It takes a lot of courage to write well. Modern societies make it pretty hard still for it to be taken seriously, so I think it's a good sign of an author's ego when they're aren't afraid to write something trashy and vulgar.

>>9448874

I read a horrible story a couple years back but the author amused me with his constant use of describing the main character's dick as being "harder than Superman's kneecap" in every sex scene.

>>9446139

turn-ons are chinks with downs

>>9446139
ugh that girl gives me goosebumps

>>9449581
racist and ableist
good job anon

I read a lot of foot fetish erotica

Good erotica is better than videos for me, so I'm always searching for new stories but 95% are absolute dogshit. (like my fetish)

I like gender swap erotica usually. That and degradation / morale degeneracy. Basically the only reason I like lit erotica is because fetishes like mind control and ego deterioration are best served slowly and with character building. I mostly just play VNs to be honest. I wish I knew of more good lit erotica.

Anais Nin.

Good laugh.

>>9449581

You know somewhere there is a SJW that will say its okay for you to like that because people with downs deserve to be sexually attractive too. I think you are a sick fuck though.

I read some in the past, but it's hard and very time consuming to find the good stuff.
It's also kinda degenerate, maybe not as much as watching porn, but still.

https://pastebin.com/1NkWG6qh
Unironically the best erotica I've ever read.

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asstor, Kids' Facial Studio by Tey Reynolds Robinson

>>9447964
Thanks anon, that was pretty helpful

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>>9448874
Being trashy and vulgar is the norm these days. Don't know if you've noticed.

Coupling both the fact that it's hard to find exact representations of my fetishes, and the fact that there's just something great about the imaginative power of good erotica, I've been writing it for myself for years. Even before I really began enjoying porm.

I've written uncountable stories of people I know, of characters I like, of characters I've created, etc.

There's been almost nothing to match how wonderful the build up is off writing a story and not cumming until it's done, whether that's in one day or a whole week. It's like the ultimate edging - the scenes come first in your head, then the process of writing, and finally reading the whole thing when it's done and finally orgasming. It's incredible. It's been unmatched in my life so far

>>9453103
People actually masturbate to erotica?
I'll be honest building a fantasy and finally getting off to it kind of sounds rewarding. I may have to try that.

>>9453118
>People actually masturbate to erotica?
Is there any other reason to read it? Do you watch porn for fun and not jerk off?

>>9453103
>writing your own erotica based on your fantasies about people you know
Why haven't I thought of this before? Sounds kinda creepy though.

>>9453118
>People actually masturbate to erotica?
Erotica turns me on a lot more than porn, t b h. I think it's the psychological aspects. You don't really know what people are thinking in porn, and it's all staged so you know that there isn't an actual emotional connection there. Meanwhile with fiction you can let the situation play out in your head as if it were a genuine situation with genuine people. I'm probably a fag.

>>9453126
I read it like any story, and enjoy being put in erotic fantasy situations. There is some softcore porn I will watch just for the pleasure of it.

But I will try what you said, anon. I once ghostwrote a fantasy story for someone based on a cute girl they knew. I'm sure it was cathartic for them.

>>9453148
>Sounds kinda creepy though.
They'll never see it, nothing creepy about it.

>caring about what others think of your hidden porn creations

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>>9453103
>>9453148
>>9453161
>use to Photoshop fake nudes and blowjob pictures of girls I crushed on
>could have written the ultimate fantasy instead

>tfw as a kid, before I had my own computer, I would type multi-message erotica on the DS pictochat
>tfw constant fear that someone close in the neighborhood might join the room and see it all

>>9453195
You secretly hoped that someone would see it, otherwise you wouldn't have typed it all out on a fucking DS of all things.

>>9453201
I was 11 or 12 and had nothing else to write it on in bed, in the dark, in the middle of the night. I would do it at 2 or 3 in the morning, so the risk was thankfully low

>>9446139
laugh at me, but fanfiction. There's enough written of it, that I can usually find a pairing I like.

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>>9453237
I've written an erotic Majora's Mask fan fiction for /vg's Zelda general but never posted it and was thinking about posting it on fanfiction.net.

I've also wrote a long experimental pedophilic poem inspired by Resident Evil 7 and wondered if that would be the best place to post it, even though the characters and situations are changed.

the obscene bird of night is some top quality stuff

>>9453420
Thanks for the recommendation, I'm definitely checking this out.

>>9447979
The Kristen Archives scare me, there's too much pedo shit there

>>9453477
There's a ton on ASSTR too.

Not that that's a problem.

It's all fiction.

>>9453482
It just skeeves me out a little
Idgaf if the girl is 16 or whatever but there are some stories on there where the girl is like deadass like 6 and I don't fuck with that shit at all.

>staying up until 4am writing my erotica and edging the whole time
Literally best orgasm of my life, I shot ropes.

>>9453498
>Idgaf if the girl is 16 or whatever but there are some stories on there where the girl is like deadass like 6 and I don't fuck with that shit at all.
Again, it's fiction. Different strokes, I guess, but I don't see the problem at all. I assume you're not the kind to like loli either.

>>9453499
I know that exact feeling. It's an unmatched orgasm.

>>9453477
That's probably my prime interest as far as erotica goes.
If I can't enjoy it visually, I sure as hell will enjoy it in the written word.

>>9453544
My thoughts exactly.

>>9446139
>another
What, is this a regular /lit/ thing now? Because if so, I welcome it.

It's likely going to be one the only productive and civil threads of which this board is capable.

>>9447979
>ASSTR
Heyy lamao, my dude. I'm also a fan of The Overflowing Bra and Brawna (RIP), but the story boards on The Changing Mirror and Futanari Palace are also decent. Any story with the "Master PC" tag tends to be worth reading.

Not that the writing is any good. It's terrible. Like, fuck, it's so bad. But the penis loves it.

>>9453164
This and unironically. The bar is so low. So, so low. It's impossible to fail, the worst stories will get at least one fan.

>>9453195
>be kid visiting grandparents
>using their shit computer
>family near enough to see porn, but not enough to see fapping
>pull up St.Fan Lemon Archive
Adrenaline is the MSG of orgasms.

Will reading erotica make me a better lover?

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>>9453576
>What, is this a regular /lit/ thing now? Because if so, I welcome it.
OP here, I bear the responsibility. Honestly this is a thinly-veiled attempt to make my erotica relevant and to motivate myself to keep at my current project.
I wrote 1,000 words today, so it's helping.

>>9450981
https://pastebin.com/qJJ1uqep
Not the best, but definitely one of my top 50.

>>9453103
Post a link?

>>9453585
No. If anything, it will make regular sex look like church.

Don't let that deter you.

>>9453592
>Post a link?
I've never uploaded any of it before. Half of it sits in old school notebooks (because I wrote many while in school, when teachers thought I was taking notes) while the rest sit on my computer in one gigantic word file.

I never uploaded them in part because most of them are very personal and they're all tailored towards my own interests.

I've considered it before, though.

A closed door bursts open and two men enter, already in each others arms, faces pressed together they begin undressing one another.

Reaching the edge of the bed, one man sits on the edge, pants and belt around his ankles the other is already on his knees, fumbling for the waistband of his boxers.

It was musty and warm near his face, he could see a faint outline of something waiting to be set free inches from the tip of dripping tongue. They slid down and brought it with it, revealing itself slowly as the boxers slide down the shaft, his cock pops out, bobbing up and down in excitement.

It slides along the other man's tongue, sheathed inside his mouth. Wet, garbled sucking fills the room. The seated man moans as he feels a the swirling of the tongue around his head and soft lips sliding up and down the shaft slightly.

"I'm gonn-"

With a one last savoury pop the noises subsided and a hand clenched his balls.

"You're not cumming again tonight, if you last this long how can expect to put it inside me?"

>>9453626
>Reaching the edge of the bed, one man sits on the edge

fugged up

>>9453626
*from the tip of his

Mb I should've reread it beforehand

>>9453620
Well, if you ever feel like putting them up, there are worse places to do it.

>>9453628
That mistake ruined the whole piece. Which is a shame, because I was actually enjoying it. Oh well.

I can never bring myself to write erotica because I feel kinda ashamed after it's all done with. Idk it's just cringey to me, but I do enjoy it whenever I can just say fuck it and go for it.

>>9453605
Applying the sexual techniques I learn from reading erotica will surely make me a better lover.

>>9446481
everyone who posts there should be gassed desu

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>>9453585
>>9453605
>>9453651
>wrote an erotica magnum opus
>friends end up reading it
>tfw completely self-conscious because your inexperience may show through

>>9453660
>Friends end up reading it
How the fuck did you let this happen?

What happened when they read it? What did they say?

>>9453673
My friends were actually in the room when I received my first offer to ghostwrite an erotica story. We spent a while coming up with corny sleazy pen names.

Later on I published my own erotica on Amazon, and since everyone already knew I wrote the shit for a dime, they were mildly interested in it.

One of the friends actually had an active interest in one of my stories because it was amusing.

>>9453660
>tfw completely self-conscious because your inexperience may show through
It's called hyperbole, and I use it to great effect.

"OH MY GOD IT'S PUNCHING THROUGH MY CERVIX UNHHH" isn't a demonstration of inexperience. It's a demonstration of a very, very big dick. Very.

>>9446139
>Do you read it?
yes
>What type of erotica do you read?
vanilla, incest, teen
>What turns you on?
same as above
>Where are the best places to read and share it?
I don't know
I usually go to this shitty shitty, shitty site called sex stories online, just because it's a known quantity I found some years ago that had harder stuff than Literotica (i.e. incest)
I do kind of like weird stories too, and there are precious few that are really really weird, I don't even really like to masturbate to them, they're just interesting

He was late again today, he had to callel ahead to let his wife he'd be late for own birthday dinner. His hand, cold against the door knob, pushes it forward.

His wife is naked on, present in full view. Her ass in the air, and face on the ground, she is busy keeping herself wet with one finger pressed against her clit, like she promised herself she would, and barely notices him walk in over her shoulder.

Jaw dropped and drooling, meat about to pop the button of his slacks, he released it and drops drop behind her, shutting the door behind him. She is warm enough to be felt from a small distance away, He presses the fat tip of his head against her sopping wet lips, and slides it up and down from opening to hood.

Pushing it against her hole slightly, it's tight skin caresses him, welcoming him home, he leans forward slightly, and slips in, falling forward into her, squeezing hot pussy juice out of her that runs down his sack. She slides along the ground slightly with each thrust, and he pulls her back by her hips.

Cheek pressed against the carpet, she moaned a stammered "uhh" with every stroke, reveling in the quenching of the heat the had left her empty insides abandoned, even by a wandering finger, until now.

The rhythmic clapping off skin on skin was not enough to calm the raw animal instinct that told him to force it further inside her, and give every inch of dick a taste of her. He puts his weight on top of her, flat on her stomach he begins to pound her into the floor.

"Yes! Yes! Yes!", the squeals of joy and thumping got louder as she begs him not to stop. "Oh my God, oh my God! I'm and about to-" Eyes rolling back into her head her stomach, her vagina, every muscle tighten and released in pleasure as his hot, thick cum filled her to the brim. Slipping down the sides of her labia. Seated in her own juices and she locks him clean, kissing him on the cheek and whispering in his ear: "Happy birthday sweetheart, the nights still young."

>>9453700
I should really proofread these, sorry guys

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>>9453698
>teen
Well I have the erotica for you!

How do Amazon erotica books even sell?

asstr has ridiculous amounts of smut for free, although it's all plaintext.

>>9453700
Can anyone let me know if this is any good? I'm really hoping to do this for a living.

>>9446139
>Do you read it?
Always have, always will. There's something more powerful and erotic when you can imagine things in your own mind.

>What type of erotica do you read?
Things one can't or shouldn't try looking for in real life - things that work only in fiction. Ped/loli/shota, incest, rape, light gore, teen. Generally I don't like all of those together, only a select few at a time.

I also like erotic fanfics for vidya and anime series I enjoy.

>What turns you on?
I know many people don't like it, but I love hentai-esque talk. Prose or dialog that's either really unrealistic, or really descriptive for no reason, or something similar. Things like "I can feel your dick hitting the back of my teen pussy!" kind of shit.

>Where are the best places to read and share it?
ASSTR, the Kristen archive, adult fanfiction.

>>9449581
you mean mongoloids with mongolism?

>>9453721
Nothing takes me out of it more than that shit

>>9453711
Well I'm not a purchaser of Amazon erotica quite yet, but being able to one-click read some smut on my Kindle vs. getting it on asstr and copy-pasting then saving, then sideloading on my Kindle sure decides things pretty easily.

>>9453729
It seems to for most people, but I unironically love it more than I can express. Nothing gets me harder than something like
>Fill my pussy with your milk, dad!
or something.

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What the actual fuck is y'all's problem.
If you watch 3dpd porn you really do deserve Hell, not going to lie.
The only good erotica I know of are The Songs of Bilitis and The Story of the Eye, and the latter's more æsthetic than strictly erotic.
also some fanfics

>>9453700
It would be good if you didn't repeat words so often, it's painful.

>>9453373
you should post them somewhere, it would be a shame to let that effort go to waste

>>9453711
Because your average Amazon erotica is 5,000ish words in length and usually part of a series.

For $2 a copy, less than the cost of a coffee, you can find out what happens to Werewolf LongDick and his harem of lawyer vampire shotas, and get off a couple times.

Consider how much it costs to commission an artist for even a sketch of a big booty Overwatch character, let alone a proper doujin.

There are always going to be freeriders, but when you have a platform that enables and encourages easy payments and a glut of curated content, it's not hard to imagine people dropping $2 a week on something like that.

There are guides out there on how to make money writing erotica for Amazon. It's not great money (though it can be pretty good), and IMO the real magic in the craft comes from spontaneity and 'no-limits'. For example, Amazon has (had?) a No Incest policy, which meant that incest stories had to be "they were adopted and very close, like siblings, *but not actually*". Of course, pedophilia is right out, so all those stories about getting dominated by your little sister's monster cock are unpublishable on that platform. C'est the vie.

>>9453734
I know what you mean, especially female dialog
a horny woman is the hottest fucking thing on this planet

>>9453736
is that Utena? that's gotta have some weird fics

>>9453740
I will, anon, I will. Just gotta edit the one first.

>>9453753
>you can find out what happens to Werewolf LongDick and his harem of lawyer vampire shotas
"hey old man, come back and get these documents, or else I'm gonna suck your blood and then your dick"

>>9453774
That simple sentence clearly establishes conflict and character motivations while managing to grab the reader's interest.

So long as we're on the topic of sex story sites, can anyone explain what the fuck happened to ASSTR's search function? It seems entirely broken.

The Classmate, Vanessa Duries
Never the Face, Ariel Sands
Slave to Love, José M. Alvarez
Submission, Marthe Blau
Mr, Emma Becker

Just a few.

>>9453705
This is a good cover, but how many people are going to use a made up word as a search term?

Why not just "Cavegirl Park"? I only know what "junioress" means because I remember you mentioning your stuff in a previous thread.

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the best erotic writing i've come across so far.

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>>9449856

Gender swap shit is what I read as well. Not much OC vid porn of it, just subtitles over regular porn.Got hooked on X-Change gifs, had to move on to stories.

>>9446139
I used to write the foundations of a pedo story in a public park, sitting in a bench while watching the kids playing.

>>9447851
Tell us more.

>>9454099
I will admit that that was a poor title choice and I probably should have just called it "the island of naked girls" or something.

>>9454366
>I used to write the foundations of a pedo story in a public park, sitting in a bench while watching the kids playing.
Lol, hi Humbert.

>Tell us more.
Just finished reading La Confirmacion and The New Epicurean. They were okay.

Plasir D'Amour: An Erotic Memoir of Paris in the 1920s has an awesome chapter with a twelve year-old girl.

Lolita

>>9454670
Any solid recommendations on pedo literature? I already read Lolita, and the next book will be Ada or Ardor.

>>9446960
the first result tried to give my machine AIDS when i right-clicked to save an image.

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>>9453047
but being classy never goes out of style.

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>>9446139
perhaps this would be a good place to ask.

i've written porn in the past, and re-reading it is an exercise in cringe-inducing horror. i've had some ideas for writing porn recently but i spend all of my time establishing how the characters got into the situation where they fuck, and when it comes to actually writing the plumbing, i can't do it. it seems tawdry, describing how this bit looks like something and that bit is as wet as something and they get put together like this and their reactions are like that. it's like describing a sporting event where you obsessively describe every move and play rather that saying "and then they fucked, and it had this effect on their relationship".

my ex-gf was right. i never should have read that fucking book on pornography by Andrea Dworkin.

>>9454772
So far the Plasir D'Amour story has been the best. People have said Confirmation is the holy grail but it was only okay. It was great in a /lit sense but I didn't find it very erotic. I'd like to hear some recommendations, too.

Searching asstr for stuff that's decent and to my liking is a chore, especially since I'd rather read that on my Kindle.

>>9453585

Literotica has a "how to" section where you might pick up some tips.

literotica.com/c/adult-how-to

>>9454772
there was a degenerate named Predator, or just "Pred" who used to frequent usenet's alt.tasteless. he wrote an appalling epic about an arrogant alpha chad who seduced a girl who was crippled and very thin because she was dying of something, and the guy treated her like absolute shit.

Pred actually put his text up behind a paywall, and then it vanished, so glub knows where you'd find it today.

>>9454811
interasting how someone without a leg has identical glutes on both sides

>>9454811
What are you asking, exactly? It reads as tawdry because it is. Don't write about the plumbing so much, that's only of interest to men.

>>9454903
Not him, but what about describing an attractive person? It always feels routine and bland and at worse leery when I do it. Am I right in thinking that it's best to describe one or two stand-out features, subtly, and let the rest be filled in?

I created this thread >>9439412 to gather good examples. I consider it a failed exercise.

>>9454926
If you're fairly chaste in your description then it might work. Describe them as beautiful rather than sexy. It can be done. But yeah if you're writing porn, the more the reader can self-insert and fantasy-insert the better. Have a look at all the sex stories where all the men have 7-12" penises and tell me it's not just a bit absurd to read.

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>>9454934
>sexy
Yeah I hate erotica that gets obsessed with "big tits" and slit. But I also appreciate the visual beauty of a naked woman. It's a tough balance.

>>9454881
Any link to that?

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Some of the best literature erotica is by Anaïs Nin. 'Delta of Venus' is excellent. ASSTR is the largest repository.

>>9454926
from what little i know, men are interested in physical attributes primarily, while women are more interested in relationships and personal connections. not entirely in either case, but mainly. someone correct me if i'm wrong.

>>9455064
i'm not even going to google it. you might look for old alt.tasteless faqs.

>>9455427
Those are just stereotypes.

>>9453103
So when you do this, do you write the stories in third or first person? Thinking of doing this but wondering which would work better.

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please someone open a collaborative file and we write an erotica story

let's craft ideas first

don't reply to bait

>>9456430
Somebody should create a Google Docs file, and share the link.

Any chance of pedo stories?

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>>9456478
You know, before everyone pulls their fetishes (from pedo to femdom and not to forget cuck and Chad and all the keywords), I propose the first task is to take a basic well known storyline (let's cook up the most overwritten and mundane thing) and work on a coherent version of it, with only a few pages, just to develop a joint writing system.

So all memes aside, what's the most basic overwritten "sexy tale"?
Let's figure it out and try to write something down which is not a chore to read.

After this is completed to most peoples liking, we can get more edgy. But for now: No edgy. Just prose and putting pictures in the readers head.
What's the most basic story?

>>9456505
>What's the most basic story?

>guy meets girl
>both fall in love
>she's too shy to tell him
>he's too shy to tell her
>friends stage
>shit happens
>a few solid steps in the right direction
>things are more serious now
>old (girl) friend from childhood returns
>now the guy can't choose between both girls
>cool shit happens
>good/bad feels everywhere
>guy choose the right girl, or not?


Sorry, It's late here, and I'm about to sleep.

why are there so many pedophiles on /lit/?

>>9456555
Because pedos are educated people, with patrician tastes. Just check normies, reading John Green and "The Da Vinci Code".

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>>9456555
Checked. /lit/ permanently btfo, will soon expire by its own hand.

>>9456551
You forgot the most important part:

>threesome

>>9456598
In good stories, as in real life, threesomes are 90% fantasies.

>>9446139
When I see a post from anons about having seen a qt girl in the book shop or on the train I imagine that I'm not girl. Or if they write about their perfect girl I imagine they are my perfect guy.

The problem is that I prefer falling in love by accident without intent, so a relationship that's blossomed online probably wouldn't work for me.

They're great fantasies anyway. I would love a /lit/ bf.

>>9456952
*I'm that girl

>>9456961
me too thanks

>>9456976
You too cheers

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>>9456505
>>9456551
Seems reasonable. Hell, why not just shamelessly steal the plot of Star Vs.

>girl is exchange student
>is posted in boy's house, making them housemates
>they become close friends
>boy is in love with childhood friend
>guest girl develops crush on boy, but also wants to see him happy
>she hooks boy up with childhood friend
>she is heartbroken when she sees them together and realizes what she's done
>boy finds out that girl is secretly in love with him
>WHO WILL HE CHOOSE, S3 THIS SUMMER

No need to make it (explicitly) fanfiction, but using pre-existing material to create a skeleton for characters/plot/etc might actually be helpful here.

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>>9454772
>>9454670
>>9447851
Is this...legal? I don't like this, I'm leaving

>>9457502
Don't type like that, faggot

>>9457502
You must be from reddit.

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>>9455270
>oh cool, erotica written by a woman in the 1940s, I wonder how much gentler and romantic her sexual sensibilities are
>decide to check it out
>first story is literally rape, incest, and pedophilia

>>9455270
I read this at a pretty impressionable time in my life, just after I graduated high school.

Fucked me up good.

I do love the prose, though, and upon re-reading it a few years later I grew a great appreciation for it.

>>9457502
it's legal in America
I find it disgusting but as long as no children get hurt to create it I think it should be allowed

>>9456555
there aren't. it's just one. when he's not here, he's over in /tv/ posting pics of twelve year old girls and trying to force memes.

>>9456605
his idea of a threesome is him, her and another woman.

her idea is him, her and another guy.

>>9457517
>>9457538

don't type like what? like this? like you? are you pissed off because he only typed one line but you tried to accuse him of "reddit-style spacing" anyway?

>>9457797
i question this. i would like you to go down to your nearest police station and tell them "i'm considering writing fiction about guys fucking children, how legal is that?"

then come back and tell us what they said.

>>9457820
This isn't some third world shithole (yet). Thoughtcrimes are not crimes.

>>9457813
>he
No need to hide to try and defend yourself, newfag.

>type like what?
>Is this...legal? I don't like this, I'm leaving

>Overly conversational in tone (reddit calling card)
>Using ellipses (goes hand in hand with above)
>Blogposting - thinks people care what the fuck he's doing staying or leaving the thread
>muh moralfaggotry, muh laws, muh "scared" at text on a Burmese shadow puppet senate

>>9457820
Seems to me there was one guy, Eli the Bearded, maybe, who did get busted for his stories on usenet. Him or Frank McCoy. But I don't know if he was arrested in the USA and, besides, on usenet, like 4chan:

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

The Supreme Court gave up censoring "fiction" 50 years ago.

>>9457820
I'm not sure what your point is
it's on the books in the form of a Supreme Court ruling
if you mean the police don't like it, no shit they don't like it, it makes their job slightly harder and they have a higher likelihood of being disgusted at things people do
if you mean they're not aware of the law in that respect, they might not be, but that doesn't really matter since we don't have the kind of police that beat you to a pulp for breaking an imagined law, or even a real law (unless you're black and in certain cities)

>>9457824
indulge me, if you are so certain. i am genuinely interested in knowing what they would say.

>>9457834
and how do YOU know so much about Reddit formatting, eh? HE'S A WITCH! BURN HIM!

>>9457941
>I'm not sure what your point is

my point is, that claiming "THERE IS A SUPREME COURT RULING ON THE BOOKS" is very cold comfort when you're sitting across an interview table from the head of the child exploitation unit. it makes you sound like a sovereign citizen, and it won't keep them from breaking your kneecaps.

if you want to solicit child porn in here, go right ahead. if you want to hide behind the "i was only trolling!" defense, then do. just don't expect much to come of it.

>>9458147
>on 4chan
>on the literature board
>writes without regard to proper grammar
>"Yelling" capitalization
>Overly conversational in tone

All of this speaks for itself.

>>9458153
>>9458147
>>9458142
Samefag, fuck off

>>9458142
>>9458147
>>9458153
Jesus, I only just came into this thread and scrolled down to the bottom but you genuinely type like a retard and think like one.

>>9458153
But why would you do that? Do you go down to the police station and ask "Is it OK if I cook a steak?" And suddenly you find out they are all vegetarians! Oh no! Or, more to your point, perhaps, "Is it OK if I write a book about police being corrupt and brutal murderers?" We don't clear everything with the police before we do it. That's not how the law works. If you want to check something like that, you call a lawyer. There's a reason for lawyer/client privilege and part of it so that you can ask questions like that and get an answer and the lawyer can't arrest you or get you arrested. It's the nature of your hypothetical that doesn't make sense.

>>9446139
WHOS THIS STUPID CHINK

BDSM as an art form has always piqued my interest. Something about the way leather sticks to skin below and the indispensable relationship between master and servant. She is legitimately free, but voluntarily a slave, a pet, if you will. This struck me most when I came across a fetlife profile by the username, "fisteer9", a handsome bookish lad who's air of authority you can't refuse. By omission she has surrendered her dignity to sir. I don't know. I just like that. I think it's really interesting.

bump

Link me to some good erotica, boys.

>>9457834
>>9458161
>being so autistic that you spaz out when someone doesn't type the right way on a website you visit 8 hours a day

>>9453590
>P.A. Choi

P. A. Choi, dumbass.

You're just a meme anyway

>>9447964

Captured Caroline was the story that really made BDSM click for me. I've been a kinky deviant ever since.

I love MWTB's stories and Colt45 has some great wincest stories.

>>9453148

I worked in an office for a couple years in the late 90s. I was in the highest paid non-exempt position the company had but still a peon. I got hired because I knew a fair bit about computers for the time to be a liason between our department and the IT people. I also fixed problems the morons in my department had quickly so they weren't down for hours while they waited for a service ticket to get a response.

Anyway a Director(my boss' boss' boss) calls me to his office. I'm sweating bullets thinking I'm fucked. These guys don't bother to know who losers like me are. This guy was making high six figures to low 7. I get to his office and am rushed right in to see him. He greets me like I'm a long lost friend. Has his secretary get me beverages(coffee and sodas). He sends her away and locks his office door. He sits down and starts off by saying he's heard I'm pretty good with computers and I'm a reliable "man". I down play my abilites a bit but admit I read a lot and do my best. So after some tip toeing around he finally gets to why I'm there. They are upgrading all the computers on his floor and he has sensitive data he wants backed up but needs completely erased from his desktop computer discretely. Dude had a few hundred gigs of porn on his computer. I spent a few days backing it up to CDs and then running a freeware data shredder on it. The thing was the porn was sorted by names of most of the women in our department. He had collected porn of women that looked similar to women in our offices. He also had a huge collection of women in mud, milk, syrup and cow-girls(literal cow girls). He refused to tell my boss why he needed me and asked about me once in awhile after that...even coming to my cubicle to say hi. My boss walked on egg shells around me after that. He even asked me once why I had been asked there for almost a week and I told him couldn't tell him and had signed a non-disclosure about it so he's leave me alone. Still, if someone had found all that porn labeled like it was he'd have lost his job in a heartbeat at that company that was mostly female.

>>9458872
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's merely a style choice, isn't it? That's more of an AP thing. Plus, the spaces are ugly.

I'm glad I've reached memetic status, though.

>>9453126
I don't know I watched porn for social reasons. Everyone was raving about these XXX movies. So I watched them all and came back ready to discus the plot and character motivations. This did not go over well, I haven't watch one since.

>>9458153
>my point is, that claiming "THERE IS A SUPREME COURT RULING ON THE BOOKS" is very cold comfort when you're sitting across an interview table from the head of the child exploitation unit. it makes you sound like a sovereign citizen, and it won't keep them from breaking your kneecaps.
what part of "our police do not beat you to a pulp for real or imagined offenses" do you not understand? yes there are exceptions but the vast majority of the time they leave it to the prisons to do that

>>9458875
where do you find these?

>>9459749
>I watched porn for social reasons
You made my kek of the day.

>>9460037
Not him, but me and friends have put on nudie vids that have good background music just to have something appealing on.

Let's discuss historical erotica.

I love De Sade. I'm always somewhere in the cross section of laughter, arousal, and understanding (of, say, the libertine characters) and I never walk away without a smile after reading his work.

>>9459969

Already listed in these posts:

>>9447964
>>9447979

>>9461603

I knew a really weird bizarre chick that was super into DeSade and she pretty much made me never want to to read his stuff. She later became a militant feminist and bull dyke after spending years claiming she was a submissive that couldn't find a Dom that could handle her.

>>9461657
I assure you that he's worth reading (also, very not-feminist).

I have to give some respect in part to the translator, but the way DeSade writes - his metaphors, his use of sexual and non-sexual words, etc. paint pretty great pictures.

Can anyone recommend something similar to Georges Bataille's work?

Autobiography of a Flea is good and available online. 14 year old caught in a tryst by her priest then blackmailed into doing stuff which, it turns out, she quite enjoys. The Pearl is out there somewhere, too. Some great scenes where a Victorian "lady" is stripped of her dignity (and her clothes) and ends up loving it. All she needed was an excuse.

THE CLAIMING OF SLEEPING BEAUTY

#1, http://www.e-reading.club/bookreader.php/140562/the_claiming_of_sleeping_beauty.pdf


first few pages is all you need
i can't read further without ....


this is everything and more. all you need.

what do you guys think of chyoa.com?

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>>9453148
>Why haven't I thought of this before? Sounds kinda creepy though.

it is. i made that mistake a few times. it's okay as long as you don't want those people to ever speak to you again.

>>9458940
torrent pls

you backed it up, right?

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>>9462647
> anne rice
> mfw

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>>9453103

I don't write anything but I just use my own imagination to get the party started; I just feel like I won't be able to write my most depraved fantasies because I will just feel guilty about them and the disgust would be turn off and not a turn on.

I tried to write erotica once, for myself, based on something that really happened. I basically creamed myself before I even finished the plot structure. No use.

>>9462872

I can't even start writing, The mere attempt to articulate the words is enough to incapacitate me

>>9462872
>>9462948
Weak.

>>9453103
>Coupling
heh, nice

>>9462545
Who are the authors for those two?

>>9462753
>it is.
It's not
>it's okay as long as you don't want those people to ever speak to you again.
Only a literal retard would tell someone that they've written erotica about them. It will never come up in a normal conversation and so long as you don't leave it lying around, no one should ever know.

>>9446139
I took a piss and a detective barged in. He tells me "Maam, there's a bomb in the building and we must evacuate immediately!"

I asked him to let me finish peeing in private. The detective couldn't wait and barged in again, but I left that sucker for a minute.

After squeezing out of a bush when the "cop" left, I checked my phone and saw that I had Bluetooth device trying to pair with me.

Are there any siterips floating around in torrent or other for storiesonline, understories and the other sites listed in the topic? I've found a rip for ASSTR but nothing else. However, any hints on very good female exhibitionist stories? It's hard to find very well written ones. I remember a wonderful story on literotica called Earth Managerie by a guy called Renags who imo is the best i've read but it's been deleted and never managed to find again. Also jessica von harper stories on literotica are very very good.

>>9458153
>
Dude, are you a retard? America isn't your shitstain sandnigger country, we have rights here.

>>9463830
intooddthings.blogspot.com/2014/05/anns-worst-nightmare-by-x-be-shrinking.html

I think this was originally on ASSTR, but it seems to have been taken down. I have a html copy, though.

>>9463907
Thanks pal i'll give it a read

>>9463633
Autobiography (1887) was published anonymously. The Pearl was a Victorian era (1879-1880) magazine published and partially written by William Lazenby.

>>9446139
>What type of erotica do you read?
Incest, Mother-son, /ll/

I like stuff by Baron Darkside for mom/son and Karen + Laci is a decent /ll/ story.

>Where are the best places to read and share it?
Probably storiesonline or asstr if you are willing to look.

>>9463830
>I've found a rip for ASSTR but nothing else.
Got a link for that? What does it include/when was it last updated?

>>9446139
I dunno but I jacked it to that part of The Dispossessed where they locked Kadagv in a makeshift cell